*The Warlock and The Grand Wizard are reading newspapers when Grand Wizard points out something he’s reading*
Wizard: Ha, they’re remaking Going In Style. It comes out next week and its got Michael Caine, Alan Arkin and Morgan Freeman in it.
Warlock: Its a remake?
Wizard: Yeah, the original came out 40 years ago starring George Burns.
Warlock: I haven’t seen the original.
Wizard: Why don’t we watch it then?
Warlock: Ok, might as well.
*The Warlock makes the DVD appear out of thin air and pops it into Wizard’s player*
Warlock: Alright, let’s get started with Going In Style.
Directed by Martin Brest
Written by Martin Brest and Edward Cannon
Cast:
Joe (George Burns)
Al (Art Carney)
Willie (Lee Strasberg)
Pete (Charles Hallahan)
Kathy (Pamela Payton-Wright)
Colleen (Siobhan Keegan)
Kevin (Brian Neville)
Boys in Park (Constantine Hartofolis, Matteo Cafiso)
Teller (Mary Testa)
Mrs. Fein (Jean Shevlin)
Hot Dog Vendor (James Manis)
Gypsy Cab Driver (Tito Goya)
Bank Guard (William Pabst)
Bank Manager (Christopher Wynkoop)
Businessmen (John McComb and Melvin Jurdem)
Moon (Joseph Sullivan)
Cab Driver (Bob Maroff)
Bellhop (Vivian Edwards)
Crap Dealers (Jim Tipton, Ron Gagliano, Victor Masi, Raymond Kernodle, Richard Teng, Patrick Donoho)
Waitress (Barbara Ann Miller)
Restaurant Cashier (Betty Bunch)
Hooker (Karen Montgomery)
Casino Cashier (Catherine L Billich)
Salesman (Robert J Zay)
Head FBI Agent (Anthony D Call)
FBI Agents (William Larson, Reathel Bean, Alan Brooks)
Prison Guards (Mark Margolis, Pedro E Ocampo Sr, Tony DiBenedetto)
Radio Announcers (Paul L Smith, Bruce Charles)
Store Cashier (Margot Stevenson)
Crap Table Woman (Angelique Pettyjohn)
Park Player (Ilana Rapp)
Cowboy (Tom Willett)
*The Grand Wizard reads the tag-line*
Wizard: “Three friends who are living on the dole decide to organize a bank robbery”
Warlock: And we thought the government is screwed up now, this was 40 years ago.
*Movie opens with still photosof the main actors when they were young*
W: That really is them when younger.
Wi: Black and white. Lee Strasberg was Hyman Roth.
*Al, Joe and Willie walk down the street*
Wi: Art Carney can barely walk.
*Willie feeds pigeons at the park as Al reads the paper*
W: The old newspapers.
*Al tells Willie pigeons bring disease, Willie says they never brought him disease*
Wa: Neyz would agree.
*Kid runs up to Joe and just looks at him. Joe “What the hell is wrong is with this kid?”
Wa and Wi: Hahahahha
*Joe snarls to get the hell out of here after saying he’s got a pisspot head*
Wa and Wi: Hahahaha
*Joe is mad the electric bill is $49. He blames Al and Al says Willie forgets to flush*
Wa: We’ve all been there.
*Bank security wheels bags of money to the vault, Willie watches intently*
Wa: Look at that.
Wi: Mmmhmm.
*Al sings while doing the dishes. Willie laments not buying a house 30 years earlier. Joe says he just hasn’t had an appetite lately. Al and Willie are concerned*
W: All three live together?
Wi: When you’re on fixed income you can’t afford much. Look at the government today.
*Joe gets up in the middle of the night and does some math. 237 times 36. Next morning Al pours tea for the others*
Wi: He’s plotting.
*Joe asks Al and Willie how they’re feeling. Joe says he can’t stand doing nothing anymore. He asks the others if they want to go on a stickup together*
Wi and Wa: Hahahaha
*Willie “What?”
Wi and Wa: Hahahaha
*Joe figures if they can hit a bank, combined with social security checks that they’d be set for life. Al says its a great idea but Willie is skeptical. Joe goes on a speech saying they have nothing to lose if they get caught or get away. Joe says hi to Ms. Fein and says they need guns. Willie is still skeptical but Al is in*
W: Hahahaha
*Al says his nephew Pete is a gun nut and he’ll ask him while babysitting. Joe says dont tell anyone anything. Bunch of kids play guns in the park*
Wa: Ah the good ol days.
*Al says they got four pistols, one of them is German*
Wi: A Luger?
*Joe says if they pull it off, Pete gets some money but if they get caught then they don’t squeal on him. Joe says banks are insured so they have nothing to really lose. Al says they can’t hit the local bank, they’re known there. Joe says they’ll go into the city tomorrow and look for targets*
W: I recognize the subway from The Warriors and Bananas.
*Joe, Al and Willie walk through New York City. Joe “Doesn’t anybody work anymore?”
Wi and Wa: Hahahahha
*Joe, Al and Willie walk into UMB and Joe says they only have one guard. They stop at a hotdog stand and Joe says lets splurge. Willie asks if it’ll work and Joe says it doesn’t matter, he feels like he’s 40 again*
Wi: Heh.
*The trio walk by trash can bangers on the street. Al dances a jig*
Wa: THAT’S Norton.
Wi: Yup.
*Al invites Joe to join in. He declines and Al continues*
Wi: He improvised that.
*The trio gets caught in the rain*
Wi: Oops.
*Joe plots their escape route. Al asks when they should do this, Joe says tomorrow*
Wa: Wasting no time.
*Joe, Al and Willie buy Groucho Marx disguises since they won’t see too well in real masks*
Wi: Look at the old cash register.
*Pete invites Al in to babysit the kids. Kathy the wife says hi as does Pete’s son. Al plays peekaboo with his great niece*
Wi: Isn’t she cute?
*Kathy tells her to show Al the pictures she drew upstairs. He sends her upstairs as he sneaks into the basement to steal the guns*
Wa: That’s one way to keep the family safe, don’t tell anyone he did it.
*Al wraps up the guns and the bullets in a newspaper. Later on he’s got the entire spread on the kitchen table. Joe asks if he had enough bullets, Al says he didn’t know which went with which gun so he grabbed them all. Joe runs through the plan and Willie asks what if they get shot? Joe “What’s the difference.”
W: Yeah really.
*Al wakes up in the middle of the night and spots Willie staring out a window. He can’t sleep*
Wi: Too excited.
*Willie tells a story about him spanking his son Bobby when he was little. They never had any fun after that and the kid died when he was 18. Willie laments it to this day, Al tells him to get some sleep*
Wa: That’s not even abuse, that’s discipline.
Wi: I got hit with a lot worse from my parents.
*Joe hits the alarm on his alarm clock*
Wa: Look at that old clock radio.
Wi: Look at the size of this thing.
*The trio tries to match up the bullets to the guns*
Wa: Hahahaha
*Joe goes to do the pistol spin and the bullets fly out. Joe “That’s not it, let’s start over.”
Wi and Wa: Hahahhaa
*The trio dresses in horrible looking suits and fedora hats*
Wi: He said to wear stuff you can throw away.
*The trio walks across the street and a van almost runs them over*
Wa: Oh geez.
Wi: Look how brisk their steps are now. It would take them a month days earlier.
*Ad on the bus for Roosevelt Raceway*
Wi: That is New York.
*Joe bullshits a cab driver to take them to Manhattan. Driver says its a $30 fare. Joe says that’s a lot but fine*
Wi: Manhattan.
Wa: Is that the George Washington?
Wi: Yes.
*Cabbie pulls up to the bank but the trio start getting cold feet. They get out and put their disguises on. Willie breaks his so he holds it up with his hand*
Wa: HAhahaha.
*Al holds up the guard as Joe tells everyone its a stickup. The manager comes out and laughs at him. Joe shoots the clock on the wall and everyone drops down*
W: Little show of force never hurts.
Wi: Those old bills.
*Willie spots two men in the corner and he makes them get on the ground. Joe and Willie clean out the registers. Joe insults the manager*
W: Hahahaha. Plus there were barely any cameras in 1979 right?
Wi: He needs to close the bag.
*Joe says that’s it and time to go. They run out into the street and hop in the cab*
W: That went well.
Wi: Mhmm.
*The trio exit the cab and Joe pays off the guy before they run down to the subway. Al stops to get tokens and Joe says he’s got the tokens already. Joe transfers the money from the duffel bag to a brown paper bag before throwing the duffel bag away. Willie tries to pick up loose cash that the train wind blew around, Joe tells him to forget it*
W: I think the actor was legit laughing.
*The trio counts the money. Joe says he’s got 11.5 grand, Al has 9.8 and Willie as 14 grand. Joe figures out they got 35.5 grand out of it. Willie says they should have hit the safe too. Joe says they need to split up the money so they can’t be traced. Al says he’ll keep it at his nephew’s house.”
W: Something has to go wrong, there’s still 47 minutes left.
*Willie, Al and Joe listen to their heist on the news and the old people’s society says to blame the government, not the old timers. Al says Pete never new the guns were gone and he’s stashed the money*
Wi: There’s no soundtrack to this movie really. A real throwback to letting the dialogue do the talking.
*Willie starts convulsing*
Wi: Is he having the big one or just crying?
*Ambulance is shown*
Wi: He IS having the big one.
*Al and Joe are in the waiting room. Joe is on the phone with Mr. Bender, Willie has died*
W: Oh shit…..
*Joe says they need to make arrangements. He’ll pay in cash*
W: Well this movie just turned.
*Pete and Kathy pull up to Al And Joe on the street. Pete asks if they’re ok and volunteers to house Al for a few days. Joe says to go for it and Al agrees. Al asks if Joe’s going to be ok and Joe says he’ll be fine. Pete invites Joe too but Joe says he appreciates the offer but he’d rather be alone. They all drive off as Joe returns home*
Wa: There’s 50 minutes left, how is this going to progress from here?
Wi: Went from living with three guys to just him.
*Joe goes into his closet and pulls out a box of old photos*
W: Those actually are his old pictures.
*Joe goes to the bathroom lamenting that he just pissed himself*
W: He was 83 years old, Art Carney was 60. Either Carney looks a lot older than he was or George looked good for his age.
*At the closed casket funeral, Al goes off with his family as Joe sits with Willie’s casket alone. Pete’s great nephew Kevin is going into third grade. Joe says they should give Pete 25 grand and keep 10 for themselves. Al wants to talk to Pete alone*
W: Ive seen the actor before but I can’t remember where.
Wi: He was in Pale Rider.
W: The Thing! He was Norris.
Wi: That’s right.
*Al tells Pete that Willie left them a $25K insurance policy and they want him and his family to have it as long as he gives them $20 a week. Pete says sure*
Wi: Jesus Christ look how crowded the cemetary is. Then again its New York, it is an island.
*Al and Joe lament that Willie never got to spend the dough. Al says what were they gonna do with the money anyways? Joe says they should go to Las Vegas or Hawaii*
Wa: 40 minutes left, something else has to happen.
*Al and Joe both say they’ve never been on a plane before. They pack up and get in a cab. They don’t know what airport to go to*
W: They don’t know where theyre going.
Wi: The big one would be Laguardia in those days.
*Al and Joe get nervous taking off*
Wa: HAhahaha
*Las Vegas is shown*
Wi: I stayed at the Flamingo
Wa: I won a glass there once.
*Al and Joe walk around the casino*
Wi: In those days they paid out in quarters, long before paper. You had to walk around carrying cups.
*Al listens to a crap dealer and asks Joe if he understands any of that*
W: That’s why they call it a crap shot, just roll with it.
*Joe wants $2,500 worth of chips. He tells Al just pick up the dice and throw them. Joe bets a hundred. Al rolls a 5 and the dealer says he has to hit the end roll. Joe bets another two hundred and Al rolls another 5. Joe bets another 300 and Al wins again. Joe bets 500 and Al wins. Joe wants to bet a grand but they won’t let him. He starts betting money all over the place. Al continues to win*
Wa: In real life hed never have this kind of luck.
Wi: Of course not.
*Al asks how much they won and Joe says he cant lift it all. Al asks if Willie would have enjoyed it and Joe says he set this all up. Later Joe and Al order at the restaurant and they order the same thing. Joe says they should go to a girlie show but Al says he’s tired. Joe says they’re too old for this nonsense*
Wa: Sad part of life.
*Willie looks at a slot machine and puts a single quarter in. He loses but a blonde woman looks at him. He starts playing with the slot machine to make her laugh*
W: There goes his laundry money.
*They play kissy face with each other until Joe from behind tells her off. Back at the tables Al needs a six to win and he throws a 6. Joe says they had 30 grand won 20 minutes earier. Joe says they should cash out and count the winnings after one more roll. Al asks how much they got and Joe says he’ll tell him later. They get the chips counted and they’ve won almost 62 grand. Joe says they’ve won 73 grand total and need to get out of there before the house takes them. Joe asks the casino manager for an oversized bag with a lock on it. The teller wants to pay in check and Al and Joe just want cash instead. They pile the cash into their clothes bag and watch it like hawks*
W: They got to watch it like hawks.
*Al says they should have stayed the night but Joe says this is the right thing to do. Al says he wont be able to sleep because he doesn’t trust planes without propellers*
Wi: Ha.
*Al and Joe return home and start pulling cash from every orfice and pocket they have. Al lies down on the bet and Joe sits down before pulling out more cash. Joe says Al was great back there*
W: Yeah really.
*Joe says it felt like they lived two lives, one before the robbery and one after Joe can’t sleep so he pours himself tea and listens to the radio. Joe is mad the police chiefs called them amateurs. Joe goes to Al’s room and tells him to wake up. Al doesn’t move*
Wi: That’s it, Al’s done.
*Joe can’t get Al to wake up. He’s dead*
Wa: Wow….
*Joe cries and goes to see Pete. He tells him that Al is at home. He wants to talk to Pete alone. Joe tells Pete that HE was behind the robbery. Pete doesn’t believe him until Joe says they went to Vegas and cleaned them out. He dumps the cash out and Pete finally believes it*
W and Wi: HAhahaha
*Joe tells Pete that Al is dead. Pete starts crying*
Wa: Damn.
*Pete asks Joe what now and Joe says he’s got the arrangements in order. He needs Pete’s help because he has a feeling they screwed up. He wants Pete to stash the money first thing in the morning. He says don’t tell the cops anything if they show up because they’ll think its all stolen*
W: Good plan..why do I think it’ll fail?
*Joe returns home*
Wa: He was the oldest of the three and outlasted them all.
Wi: But now he’s all alone and that’s a heavy burden.
Wa: That’s why its called Going In Style. One drops dead after a bank robbery, the other after cleaning out Las Vegas.
*Joe does the dishes*
Wi: Doing the dishes before they go out. Look, Comet, Joy, all the old products.
*Joe checks everything before he leaves*
Wi: Looking around like he ain’t coming back.
*Joe walks down the street in a suit and someone follows him. Two plainclothes cops arrest him*
Wa: Saw that coming.
Wi: Takes nine of them to arrest him?
*Joe in the car “Thats it boys, they got us. Looks like I’ll be living a third life.” Bob Jensen at the station is going to try to get him to confess. Joe says he buried the money and he’s never going to say where. Jensen tries to bullshit him to get him to confess so he gets off clean. Joe asks a cop for an extra piece of gum*
Wa: Hahahaha.
*Joe thinks about it and tells Jensen to get the hell out of here, he gives Joe a headache*
Wi and Wa: Hahahahha
*Pete visits Joe in jail. Pete is nervous they may bag him*
Wa: He’s afraid they’ll arrest him too.
*Joe is led to Pete in normal clothes*
Wi: Well he doesnt have stripes.
*Pete tell Joe that Kathy sends her love. Pete didn’t let her or the kids in on it. Joe laments not being able to go to Al’s funeral. Pete says he talked with the lawyer about it and they’re gonna come down hard on him if he doesn’t return the money. Joe says forget it. Pete says to just return the stolen money and Joe says hell no, Al and Willie would have died for nothing. Joe goes on a speech saying he’s better off in jail than outside anyway, tells Kathy and the kids to enjoy their inheritence. The guard leads Joe away and Joe says “And besides, no tinhorn joint like this could ever hold me*
Wi and Wa: Hahahahaha
*Joe returns to his cell, end credits*
Wi: That was good.
The Grand Wizard has no assessment
The Warlock’s Assessment: That was a fun little dark comedy. I give it a 6.5 out of 10.
Final Grade: 6.5 out of 10 – Very Good
*Warlock rises from his chair*
W: Well that was darker than I thought it was going to be but it was a lot of fun. It had a lot of classic humor and it stayed true to the title. Al and Willie dying and Joe having to spend the rest of his days in jail really meant “Going in style” so props to the writer for keeping it true. It had a small cast and everyone played their part well. The only drawback is that apart from Joe, Al and Willie didn’t really have their own personality. Art Carney did his best to bring his 1940’s and 50’s comedy style out but in terms of dialogue, Willie and Al were no different. Still, they played their parts well and it was a fun 98 minutes to sit through. There were points where I wondered what was left for a story and they delievered every time to keep my interest. All in all its a fun little movie and I recommend seeing this as well as checking out the remake when it comes out. That about wraps up another goodtastic adventure, have a pleasant evening.