712. Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

<5 YEARS EARLIER>

The Warlock: Well there’s only one thing left to do.

Mr. America: And what’s that.

W: Cause some….Carnage

*Warlocks eyes flash and transforms into Carnage*

C: Hahaha now everyone will feel my wrath.

A: I don’t think so!

C: And what are you going to do?

*America’s eyes flash white and transforms into Venom*

V: Fuck you Carnage!

*Venom and Carnage brawl in the lair until they hit the cd player by accident. The Mob Rules pick up as Carnage and Venom both scream out. The symbiotes leave their host and exit The Lair. Warlock and America look up*

A: Awwww man, I was having fun kicking your ass.

W: You wish….now get outta here before I give ya a slap!

<Present Day>

*Mr. America stands in front of his CD player with Neyzor Blades on her phone on the couch when The Warlock walks in>

W: I got your text, what’s up?

A: We got unfinished business.

W: Oh now YOU have unfinished business? Like the S.O.F. Project wasn’t enough?

A: No, this is different.

W: Then what are you talking about?

*Mr. America’s eyes flash white*

W: Oh……..I was wondering when we’d get to finish this.

*Warlock’s eyes flash red*

N: What the hell was that?

Warlock & America together in their symbiote voices: NEYZ LEAVE.

*Neyz gets up*

N: Woah, fine.

*Neyz leaves The Base as America takes his seat in his computer chair. The Warlock is in the recliner looking at the camera*

W: Welcome to The Base…..welcome I don’t thinks so, but enter. Enter The Base if you dare, I’m your host The Warlock. Tonight Mr. America and I have some unfinished business. 5 years ago we covered Venom for this series but due to Covid and other business we never got around to doing the sequel. Tonight we fix that as our movie is the 2021 action comic book thriller VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE.

A: Yes!

W: If you’ve never heard, Marvel Comics created the symbiote Venom to take control of reporter Eddie Brock first to be a Spiderman villain only to turn him face and give him his own series. Marvel needed another villain so they came up with Carnage, another symbiote only this one took control of serial killer Kletus Kassidy. The super series Maximum Carnage was an epic series featuring Marvel villains and heroes teaming up to fight each other with Spiderman, Venom and Carnage right in the middle. Well as we all know, the MCU Venom has no Spiderman so its just Venom in this one. How are they going to incorporate Carnage without Spiderman? That’s what we’re going to find out. The good news is it stars Woody Harrelson as Carnage and Naomie Harris as Shriek, so the acting should be great. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE.

Written by Tom Hardy and Kelly Marcel

Directed by Andy Serkin

Cast:

Tom HardyEddie Brock / Venom
Woody HarrelsonCletus Kasady / Carnage
Michelle WilliamsAnne Weying
Naomie HarrisFrances Barrison / Shriek
Reid ScottDr. Dan Lewis
Stephen GrahamDetective Mulligan
Peggy LuMrs. Chen
Sian WebberDr. Pazzo
Michelle GreenidgeMugging Victim
Rob BowenBeaten Mugger
Laurence SpellmanPsycho Patient
Little SimzLittle Simz
Jack BandeiraYoung Cletus
Olumide OlorunfemiYoung Shriek
Scroobius PipSiegfried
Amrou Al-KadhiHost Two
Beau SargentHost Three
Brian CopelandRodeo Beach Reporter
Stewart AlexanderWarden
Sean DelaneyYoung Detective Mulligan
Ed KearReveler
Emma LauReveler
Louis J RhoneReveler (as Louis J. Rhone)
Christopher GodwinHeadmaster (1997)
Tiffanie ThomasSan Quentin Tier Guard
Rocky CapellaValet Car Park
Sam RobinsonSan Quentin Guard
Greg LockettSan Francisco Police Department Officer
Sonny Ashbourne SerkisPlunger Man
Otis WinstonStreet Man
Vaughn JohsephTie Down Guard
Kristen SimoesTV Reporter – San Quentin
Miguel Angel ArreguinGas Station Attendant (as Miguel Arreguin)
Shaliz AfsharSan Francisco Reporter
Reece ShearsmithPriest
Simon ConnollyGrieving Father
Rachel HandshawGrieving Mother
Amanda FosterVictim’s Sister
Akie KotabeVictim’s Brother
Eric SigmundssonStartled Witness
Chabris Napier-LawrenceRavenscroft Guard
Larry OlubamiwoRavenscroft Guard
Jose PalmaSan Quentin Last Meal Guard
Ashlen AquilaSan Quentin Last Meal Guard
Jamal AjalaRavenscroft Orderly
James D. Weston IISan Quentin Commander (as James Weston II)
Che AmaroSan Quentin Guard
Joshua Eldridge-SmithSympathetic Guard
Rosie MarcelDetective in Bathroom
Elliot CableHost Pre Carnival #1
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Akilbek AllanFriend Eddie Brock – Journalist (uncredited)
Rodrig AndrisanSan Quentin Prisoner (uncredited)
William W. BarbourSedan Driver (uncredited)
Adam BasilVFX Venom (uncredited)
Owen BenitoPrison Guard (uncredited)
Didier Dell BenjaminVFX Artist (uncredited)
Andzelika BobrovaServer (uncredited)
Fiona BurtRaver (uncredited)
Cabran E. ChamberlainSubaru Driver (uncredited)
Ed ChidleyParty Guest (uncredited)
Ruth ClarsonCarnival Raver (uncredited)
Carlos DamascenoJanitor (uncredited)
Adria DinevFestival Girl (uncredited)
Erwin FelicildaCarnival Adult (uncredited)
Charlie FiskeParty Goer (uncredited)
Alexander GarciaMexican Party Guy (uncredited)
Amir HamzaParty Attendant (uncredited)
Gary A. HeckerVenom and Carnage Vocals (uncredited)
Tom HollandPeter Parker / Spider-Man (uncredited)
Skip HowlandSan Quentin Prisoner (uncredited)
Tony HuntLawyer (uncredited)
Sarah HussainParamedic (uncredited)
Michael KennedyCarnival Goer (uncredited)
Andrew KoponenPolice Officer (uncredited)
Kelvin LangHalloween Party Vendor (uncredited)
Alejandra LazcanoDiana Soriano (uncredited)
Lisa LianParty Guest (uncredited)
Eugene LinHelicopter Gunner #2 (uncredited)
John LobatoSFPD Officer (uncredited)
Kenny LorenzettiPrisoner (uncredited)
Eugene MaganaPrison Inmate (uncredited)
Obie MatthewSFPD Detective (uncredited)
Sean Michael McGroryCarnival Adult (uncredited)
Jason McNabTalkative Red Jacket Reveller (uncredited)
Feizal MowlabocusPrison Guard (uncredited)
Ed MoyPedestrian (uncredited)
Cher MyraParty Goer (uncredited)
Christian Harris NeemanPedestrian (uncredited)
Steve Warky NunezHomeless Man (uncredited)
Sandra OsborneMarin County Sheriff (uncredited)
Clément OstyParty Goer (uncredited)
Mel PowellMarin County Sheriff (uncredited)
Richard PriceCarnival Goat Raver (uncredited)
Jeff RedlickPedestrian (uncredited)
Michael Andrew ReedHomeless Man (uncredited)
Tyrone ReidPrisoner (uncredited)
Rick RichardsonSWAT Officer (uncredited)
Frank ScozzariTourist (uncredited)
Amber SiennaParty Guest (uncredited)
J.K. SimmonsJ. Jonah Jameson (uncredited)
Kieran SimonDancer (uncredited)
Cynthia Naylor SmythPedestrian / Driver (uncredited)
Storm StewartWaitress / Carnival goer (uncredited)
Shane SteynSan Quentin Security Officer (uncredited)
Oliver StockwellCarnival Goer / Raver (uncredited)
David StokesDay of the Dead Party-Goer (uncredited)
Aurore SwithenbankCarnival Clown (uncredited)
Alfredo TavaresKennedy H. (uncredited)
Rachel ThurowPedestrian (uncredited)
Tony VellaStreet Thug (uncredited)
Etienne VickPedestrian (uncredited)
Jessie VinningCarnival Adult (uncredited)
Donovan Patrick WalshPrisoner (uncredited)
Joseph WaltersPedestrian (uncredited)
Anastasia ZabarchukCarnival Guest (uncredited)
David ZepedaMax Irázabal (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “Eddie Brock attempts to reignite his career by interviewing serial killer Cletus Kasady, who becomes the host of the symbiote Carnage and escapes prison after a failed execution.”

W: It…

A: Failed!

<After the movie>

W: Well that was good.

A: Yes it was.

W: Shall we?

A: Thought you’d never ask.

*Warlock’s eyes flash red and he turns into Carnage. America’s eyes turn white and he transforms into Venom*

C: LET’S RUMBLE.

*Carnage and Venom brawl out of The Base into the streets where Neyz walks up with black hair and face paint*

Venom: What the hell?

*Neyz wails and Venom holds his ears*

V: Shriek? Really? Fine!

*Venom double clotheslines Shriek and Carnage but they get back and double team Venom. All of a sudden webs pin Carnage down. The three look up and see Spiderman swinging down*

C: What the hell?

V: Looks like I’ve got backup.

*Spiderman lifts his mask, its Mr. Wallstreet*

Wall: Yes Ameri…..err Venom.

*Spiderman dropkicks Shriek and the four brawl until an explosion hits. All of a sudden Thug D shows up looking rotted*

V: Now what?

C: Nice of you to join us, Carrion.

*Carrion attacks Venom and Spiderman as well, backing the two up. Suddenly someone hops a fence and stands in front of them, its Bruceman as a vampire*

Morbius: Need some help?

Venom: Hell yeah.

*Carnage stops*

C: Wait…..

*Carnage pulls out a phone and plays The Mob Rules by Black Sabbath*

C: MAXIMUM CARNAGE!

*The six of them brawl all the way down the street*

THE END

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