<5 YEARS EARLIER>
The Warlock: Well there’s only one thing left to do.
Mr. America: And what’s that.
W: Cause some….Carnage
*Warlocks eyes flash and transforms into Carnage*
C: Hahaha now everyone will feel my wrath.
A: I don’t think so!
C: And what are you going to do?
*America’s eyes flash white and transforms into Venom*
V: Fuck you Carnage!
*Venom and Carnage brawl in the lair until they hit the cd player by accident. The Mob Rules pick up as Carnage and Venom both scream out. The symbiotes leave their host and exit The Lair. Warlock and America look up*
A: Awwww man, I was having fun kicking your ass.
W: You wish….now get outta here before I give ya a slap!
<Present Day>
*Mr. America stands in front of his CD player with Neyzor Blades on her phone on the couch when The Warlock walks in>
W: I got your text, what’s up?
A: We got unfinished business.
W: Oh now YOU have unfinished business? Like the S.O.F. Project wasn’t enough?
A: No, this is different.
W: Then what are you talking about?
*Mr. America’s eyes flash white*
W: Oh……..I was wondering when we’d get to finish this.
*Warlock’s eyes flash red*
N: What the hell was that?
Warlock & America together in their symbiote voices: NEYZ LEAVE.
*Neyz gets up*
N: Woah, fine.
*Neyz leaves The Base as America takes his seat in his computer chair. The Warlock is in the recliner looking at the camera*
W: Welcome to The Base…..welcome I don’t thinks so, but enter. Enter The Base if you dare, I’m your host The Warlock. Tonight Mr. America and I have some unfinished business. 5 years ago we covered Venom for this series but due to Covid and other business we never got around to doing the sequel. Tonight we fix that as our movie is the 2021 action comic book thriller VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE.
A: Yes!
W: If you’ve never heard, Marvel Comics created the symbiote Venom to take control of reporter Eddie Brock first to be a Spiderman villain only to turn him face and give him his own series. Marvel needed another villain so they came up with Carnage, another symbiote only this one took control of serial killer Kletus Kassidy. The super series Maximum Carnage was an epic series featuring Marvel villains and heroes teaming up to fight each other with Spiderman, Venom and Carnage right in the middle. Well as we all know, the MCU Venom has no Spiderman so its just Venom in this one. How are they going to incorporate Carnage without Spiderman? That’s what we’re going to find out. The good news is it stars Woody Harrelson as Carnage and Naomie Harris as Shriek, so the acting should be great. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE.
Written by Tom Hardy and Kelly Marcel
Directed by Andy Serkin
Cast:
*America reads the tag-line*
A: “Eddie Brock attempts to reignite his career by interviewing serial killer Cletus Kasady, who becomes the host of the symbiote Carnage and escapes prison after a failed execution.”
W: It…
A: Failed!
<After the movie>
W: Well that was good.
A: Yes it was.
W: Shall we?
A: Thought you’d never ask.
*Warlock’s eyes flash red and he turns into Carnage. America’s eyes turn white and he transforms into Venom*
C: LET’S RUMBLE.
*Carnage and Venom brawl out of The Base into the streets where Neyz walks up with black hair and face paint*
Venom: What the hell?
*Neyz wails and Venom holds his ears*
V: Shriek? Really? Fine!
*Venom double clotheslines Shriek and Carnage but they get back and double team Venom. All of a sudden webs pin Carnage down. The three look up and see Spiderman swinging down*
C: What the hell?
V: Looks like I’ve got backup.
*Spiderman lifts his mask, its Mr. Wallstreet*
Wall: Yes Ameri…..err Venom.
*Spiderman dropkicks Shriek and the four brawl until an explosion hits. All of a sudden Thug D shows up looking rotted*
V: Now what?
C: Nice of you to join us, Carrion.
*Carrion attacks Venom and Spiderman as well, backing the two up. Suddenly someone hops a fence and stands in front of them, its Bruceman as a vampire*
Morbius: Need some help?
Venom: Hell yeah.
*Carnage stops*
C: Wait…..
*Carnage pulls out a phone and plays The Mob Rules by Black Sabbath*
C: MAXIMUM CARNAGE!
*The six of them brawl all the way down the street*
THE END