625. Secret Window (2004)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Cry Baby Walker t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a glass of water*

W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock levitates then walks inside*

W: As Johnny Depp Tribute Week reaches its end, we have two movies left to cover. One of them was a special request by none other than Neyzor Blades and the other will be the main event of my choosing tomorrow. As for today, take it away Neyz.

*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: Tonight we will be covering the 2004 adaptation of the Stephen King short story known as SECRET WINDOW.

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: That’s right, Johnny Depp stars in a Stephen King movie…or book…or whatever, you get the idea. Depp stars as a writer….how unusual for a King novel….who’s haunted by a strange man who stalks him and his ex-wife claiming plagiarism on a story Depp may or may have not stole. Ironically the book this is from also contains The Langoliers. Its called Four Past Midnight.

N: Hey I was supposed to say that. Anyway this was my personal recommendation so I’m going to love it. If he doesn’t, who cares?

W: So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because it’s time for SECRET WINDOW.

Written by Stephen King and David Koepp

Directed by David Koepp

Cast:

Johnny Depp	…	Mort Rainey
	John Turturro	…	John Shooter
	Maria Bello	…	Amy Rainey
	Timothy Hutton	…	Ted Milner
	Charles S. Dutton	…	Ken Karsch
	Len Cariou	…	Sheriff Dave Newsome
	Joan Heney	…	Mrs. Garvey
	John Dunn-Hill	…	Tom Greenleaf (as John Dunn Hill)
	Vlasta Vrana	…	Fire Chief Wickersham
	Matt Holland	…	Detective Bradley
	Gillian Ferrabee	…	Fran Evans
	Bronwen Mantel	…	Greta Bowie
	Elizabeth Marleau	…	Juliet Stoker
	Kyle Allatt	…	Busboy
	Richard Jutras	…	Motel Manager
	Kevin Woodhouse	…	Public Works Guy
	Vito DeFilippo	…	Public Works Guy
	Sarah Allen	…	Sheriff’s Niece
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Isabelle Champeau	…	Photojournalist (uncredited)
	K.C. Coombs	…	Town person (uncredited)

*Neyzor Blades reads the tag-line*

N: “A successful writer in the midst of a painful divorce is stalked at his remote lake house by a would-be scribe who accuses him of plagiarism.”

W: I know this was 18 years ago but considering what’s going on with Johnny now, holy moly is it ironic we’re watching this now.

624. Blow (2001)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Team Johnny t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a diamond studded goblet of water*

W: Welcome to my lair…..welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock!

*Warlock shoots fire into the sky and walks inside*

W: Johnny Depp Tribute Week continues with another dive into the world of drugs, only this was based on actual events.

*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: Wait, you mean BLOW?

W: Way to spoil it, but yes…..we’re doing the crime drama BLOW. For those that don’t know, the real life Pablo Escobar controlled the drug trade in the 1970’s and 1980’s and this was the story of one of his goons, George Jung, played by Johnny Depp.

N: He’s not a goon.

W: Whatever. Point being this is supposedly George Jung’s story and Johnny gets the call to portray him. I saw this years ago but will it hold up 20 years after the movie was released? Let’s find out. Grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for BLOW.

Written by Nick Cassavetes, David McKenna and Bruce Porter

Directed by Ted Demme

Cast:

Johnny Depp	…	George Jung
	Penélope Cruz	…	Mirtha Jung (as Penelope Cruz)
	Franka Potente	…	Barbara Buckley
	Rachel Griffiths	…	Ermine Jung
	Paul Reubens	…	Derek Foreal
	Jordi Mollà	…	Diego Delgado (as Jordi Molla)
	Cliff Curtis	…	Escobar
	Miguel Sandoval	…	Augusto Oliveras
	Ethan Suplee	…	Tuna
	Ray Liotta	…	Fred Jung
	Kevin Gage	…	Leon Minghella
	Max Perlich	…	Kevin Dulli
	Jesse James	…	Young George
	Miguel Pérez	…	Alessandro (as Miguel Perez)
	Dan Ferro	…	Cesar Toban
	Tony Amendola	…	Sanchez
	Bobcat Goldthwait	…	Mr. T
	Michael Tucci	…	Dr. Bay
	Monet Mazur	…	Maria
	Lola Glaudini	…	Rada
	Jennifer Gimenez	…	Inez
	Emma Roberts	…	Young Kristina Jung
	Jaime King	…	Kristina Jung (as James King)
	Charles Noland	…	Jack Stevens
	Pamela Abdy	…	Beach Woman #3
	John Harrington Bland	…	FBI Waiter #1
	Jimmy Burke	…	FBI Waiter #4
	Brantley Bush	…	FBI Waiter #3
	Kevin Chapman	…	DEA Eastham (as Kevin H. Chapman)
	The Dawk	…	Guard (Visit Area #2)
	Ted Demme	…	Archie Sigmond (as Edward Demme)
	Crystal Erickson	…	Stewardess #1
	Daniel Escobar	…	Emilio Ochoa
	Tracy Falco	…	Beach Woman #2
	Jean-Carlos Felix	…	Prison Guard (Warden’s Office)
	Lazaro Galarraga	…	Band Singer
	Brian Goodman	…	Guard Gus
	Vanessa Grayson	…	Stewardess #3 (as Vanessa Greyson)
	Elif Guertin	…	Stewardess #2
	Josh Herman	…	Detective #1
	Faith Hoover	…	Stewardess #6
	Brad Hunt	…	GG
	Patrick Husted	…	Bank Manager
	Kristina Jung	…	Clerk (scenes deleted)
	Ralph Kampshoff	…	Guard (Visit Area #1)
	Ajgie Kirkland	…	James Trout
	Skip O’Brien	…	Customs Agent
	Richard LaGravenese	…	Detective #2
	Roberto Lopez	…	Guard (Danbury)
	Lydell M. Cheshier	…	Inmate #3
	Dorothy Lyman	…	Judge (Chicago)
	Jodie Mann	…	Nurse (Cape Cod)
	Charles Martiniz	…	Bank Employee
	Genevieve Maylam	…	Beach Woman #1 (as Genevieve Maylem)
	Gonzalo Menendez	…	Ramon Ochoa
	Mauricio Mendoza	…	Benny
	Carlos Mendoza	…	Tony
	Alan James Morgan	…	Young Tuna
	Randy Mulkey	…	Employee #1
	Kathleen Mullan	…	Beach Woman #5
	Meriah Nelson	…	Stewardess #4
	Tony Perez	…	Bank President
	Jack Polick	…	Ben
	Michael Ralph	…	Inmate #2 (as Mike Ralph)
	Raoul N. Rizik	…	Rafael Ojeda (as Raoul Rizik)
	Matthew Robinson	…	Inmate #1 (as Matt Robinson)
	Elizabeth Rodriguez	…	Martha Oliveras
	Bert Rosario	…	Bank President (Panama)
	Leslie Schirrmacher	…	Stewardess #5
	Dale Snowberger	…	FBI Waiter #2
	Sophie Tsimel	…	Beach Woman #4
	Julia Vera	…	Clara Blanca
	Santiago Verdu	…	Juan Carlos
	Pamela Walker	…	FBI Waiter #5
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Dan Andreiu	…	Prison Inmate (uncredited)
	Ricardo Azulay	…	Restaurant / Bar Patron (uncredited)
	Twyla Banks	…	Inmate’s Daughter (uncredited)
	Anastasia Blue	…	One of Derek Foreal’s Party Girls (uncredited)
	Greg Bronson	…	Prison Inmate (uncredited)
	Nick Cassavetes	…	Man in Derek’s Salon (uncredited)
	Lisa Claire	…	Beach Vendor (uncredited)
	Al Coronel	…	Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
	Ari Davis	…	Car Mechanic (uncredited)
	Anna de Cardi	…	Friend at Pool Party (uncredited)
	Dana Emberson	…	Beach Cyclist (uncredited)
	Ellen Fawl	…	Waitress (uncredited)
	Janine Foster	…	Flight Attendant (uncredited)
	Miguel Ángel Fuentes	…	Body Guard for Pablo Escobar (uncredited)
	Ted Hollis	…	Male Patron (uncredited)
	Jorge Jimenez	…	Alessandro’s Guy (uncredited)
	Hunter Knight	…	Sven (uncredited)
	Jacque Lawson	…	Biker (uncredited)
	Cynthia Loebe	…	Principal (uncredited)
	Corey Lubak	…	Prison inmate (uncredited)
	Melissa Reneé Martin	…	One of Derek Foreal’s Party Girls (uncredited)
	Katy Mikelle	…	Officer (uncredited)
	Pino Moreau	…	Colombian Drug Dealer (uncredited)
	Jo Price	…	Business Woman (uncredited)
	Hayden rae	…	Head Security Guard (Bank Safe) (uncredited)
	R.A. Rayne	…	Airport Security Office Number 2 (uncredited)
	Bobby Reed	…	DEA Agent (uncredited)
	Leonel Rendón	…	Priest (uncredited)
	Joe Rosario	…	Banker (uncredited)
	Joey Sotello	…	Party Guest (uncredited)
	Crafty St. James	…	Airplane Mechanic (uncredited)
	Bill Willens	…	Biker (uncredited)
	Lars Woods	…	FBI Undercover Agent (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “The story of how George Jung, along with the Medellín Cartel headed by Pablo Escobar, established the American cocaine market in the 1970s in the United States.”

N: I love Johnny.

623. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair and runs out of it dressed as Hunter S Thompson with a yellow and black Hawaiian shirt, a white beach hat, yellow aviator shades and he swings a black flyswatter around*

W: Welcome to my lair….but watch out, this is bat country! Better come inside.

*Warlock runs inside waiving the flyswatter around as Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: What the hell are you doing, will you start the movie already?

W: Sorry folks, Johnny Depp Tribute Week continues with a personal favorite of ours. If my outfit hasn’t given it away, we are doing the 1998 drug comedy FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, based off the book by Hunter S Thompson.

N: I love this movie.

W: In preparation of this movie, I got the outfit from the movie and I got some supplies.

N: Supplies?

W: We have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw either, two dozen amyls….and a roll of toilet paper?

N: Toilet paper??

W: Not that we need all that for the movie, but once you get locked into a movie as good as this, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

N: Will you stop?

W: The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than……

N: STOP!

W: Sorry. Anyway this was one of Depp’s iconic roles as the movie adaptation followed the book almost word for word. Will it hold up 24 years later? The only way to find out is to shut up and watch. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.

Written by Hunter S Thompson, Terry Gilliam, Tony Grisoni, Tod Davies and Alex Cox

Directed by Terry Gilliam

Cast:

Johnny Depp	…	Raoul Duke
	Benicio Del Toro	…	Dr. Gonzo
	Tobey Maguire	…	Hitchhiker
	Michael Lee Gogin	…	Uniformed Dwarf
	Larry Cedar	…	Car Rental Agent – Los Angeles
	Brian Le Baron	…	Parking Attendant (as Brian LeBaron)
	Katherine Helmond	…	Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel
	Michael Warwick	…	Bell Boy
	Craig Bierko	…	Lacerda
	Tyde Kierney	…	Reporter
	Mark Harmon	…	Magazine Reporter
	Tim Thomerson	…	Hoodlum
	Richard Riehle	…	Dune Buggy Driver
	Ransom Gates	…	Dune Buggy Passenger
	Laraine Newman	…	Frog-Eyed Woman
	Frank Romano	…	Dune Buggy Passenger
	Gil Boccaccio	…	Desert Room Doorman
	Gary Bruno	…	Desert Room Doorman
	Richard Portnow	…	Wine Colored Tuxedo
	Debbie Reynolds	…	Debbie Reynolds (voice)
	Steve Schirripa	…	Goon
	Verne Troyer	…	Wee Waiter (as Verne J. Troya)
	Will Blount	…	The Black Guy
	Ben Yeagar	…	Clown Barker
	Penn Jillette	…	Carnie Talker
	Christopher Callen	…	Bazooko Circus Waitress
	Cameron Diaz	…	Blonde TV Reporter
	Benjamin A. van der Veen	…	TV Crew Man (as Ben Van Der Veen)
	Lyle Lovett	…	Road Person
	Flea	…	Musician
	Alex Craig Mann	…	Stockbroker
	Gregory Itzin	…	Clerk at Mint Hotel
	Gary Busey	…	Highway Patrolman
	Troy Evans	…	Police Chief
	Gale Baker	…	Police Chief’s Wife
	Christopher Meloni	…	Clerk at Flamingo Hotel (as Chris Meloni)
	Christina Ricci	…	Lucy
	Chris Hendrie	…	Executive Director
	Larry Brandenburg	…	Cop In Back
	Michael Jeter	…	L. Ron Bumquist
	Harry Dean Stanton	…	Judge
	Jenette Goldstein	…	Maid
	Stephen Bridgewater	…	Human Cannonball
	Donald Morrow	…	Voice of Drug Film Narrator (voice)
	Buck Holland	…	Shopper
	Mary Gillis	…	Shopper
	Jennifer Elise Cox	…	Shopper
	Robert Allen	…	Car Rental Agent – Los Angeles
	Ellen Barkin	…	North Star Waitress
	David Brisbin	…	Man in Car
	James O’Sullivan	…	TV Newsman
	Milt Tarver	…	TV Newsman
	Kathryn Alexander	…	Lizard Performer
	Mia Babalis	…	Lizard Performer
	Kristin Draudt	…	Lizard Performer
	Kim Flowers	…	Lizard Performer
	Trudi Forristal	…	Lizard Performer
	Nan Friedman	…	Lizard Performer
	Judith Lieff	…	Lizard Performer
	Tane McClure	…	Lizard Performer
	Diana Mehoudar	…	Lizard Performer
	Geoffrey B. Nimmer	…	Lizard Performer
	Marlene Bologna	…	Trapeze Artist
	Chobi Gyorgy	…	Trapeze Artist
	Karen Price	…	Trapeze Artist (as Karen E. Castoldi)
	Lisa Hoyle	…	Trapeze Artist (as Lisa S. Hoyle)
	Joseph S. Griffo	…	Trapeze Artist
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Stephen Austin-Skordiles	…	Desert Race Reporter (uncredited)
	Greg Bronson	…	Highroller (uncredited)
	JoAnn Bush	…	Convention Attendant (uncredited)
	Ray Cooper	…	Distinguished Man (uncredited)
	Kacee DeMasi	…	Hooker (uncredited)
	Eva Ford	…	American Flag Girl (uncredited)
	Patty Gliniewicz	…	Hotel Clerk (uncredited)
	Mitchell Gordon	…	Belly Clown (uncredited)
	Kristy Gottlob	…	Supermarket Mom (uncredited)
	Matthew Hurley	…	Street Performer (uncredited)
	Bryce Ingman	…	Man with White Elephant (uncredited)
	Khris Kaneff	…	Pit Boss (uncredited)
	Paul Kantner	…	Acid Cook Guy at Matrix (uncredited)
	Brian D. Kline	…	Medical Angel (uncredited)
	Walter Ludwig	…	Race Official Mark Allen (uncredited)
	Tony Mouleart	…	Hotel Valet (uncredited)
	Laila Nabulsi	…	Grace Slick (uncredited)
	Warren Ross	…	Tent Doorman (uncredited)
	Naomi Sampson	…	Showgirl (uncredited)
	Christy Sturza	…	Flower Child (uncredited)
	Hunter S. Thompson	…	Other Duke in Matrix Flashback (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “An oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades.”

N: Gonna be great

622. Edward Scissorhands (1990)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a #TeamJohnny t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint glass of Dr. Pepper*

W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare, I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock makes lightning strike before walking inside*

W: As the Johnny Depp trial reaches its conclusion, JOHNNY DEPP TRIBUTE WEEK is in full swing. Yesterday we took a look at the insane musical Cry-Baby and today we’ll be doing one of Johnny’s most iconic movies and roles.

*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire(

N: Pirates of the Carribean?

W: No….good choice but no. I’m talking about the 1990 fantasy drama EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!

N: I love that movie!

W: A lot of people do. At the height of Tim Burton’s popularity in the late 1980’s, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS launched Johnny Depp from a TV heartthrob into a mega-movie star. The story is a mad scientist builds an android with scissors for a hands and one day a suburban teenaged girl stumbles upon his domain. She brings Edward into the real world and all hell breaks loose.

N: That’s not how I remember…..

W: I know, I know, I’m kidding. This was considered his breakout role so let’s see if Johnny Depp and EDWARD SCISSORHANDS holds up 30 years later. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.

Written by Tim Burton and Caroline Thompson

Directed by Tim Burton

Cast:

Johnny Depp	…	Edward Scissorhands
	Winona Ryder	…	Kim
	Dianne Wiest	…	Peg
	Anthony Michael Hall	…	Jim
	Kathy Baker	…	Joyce
	Robert Oliveri	…	Kevin
	Conchata Ferrell	…	Helen
	Caroline Aaron	…	Marge
	Dick Anthony Williams	…	Officer Allen
	O-Lan Jones	…	Esmeralda
	Vincent Price	…	The Inventor
	Alan Arkin	…	Bill
	Susan Blommaert	…	Tinka (as Susan J. Blommaert)
	Linda Perri	…	Cissy (as Linda Perry)
	John Davidson	…	Host-TV
	Biff Yeager	…	George
	Marti Greenberg	…	Suzanne
	Bryan Larkin	…	Max
	John McMahon	…	Denny
	Victoria Price	…	TV Newswoman
	Stuart Lancaster	…	Retired Man
	Gina Gallagher	…	Granddaughter
	Aaron Lustig	…	Psychologist
	Alan Fudge	…	Loan Officer
	Steven Brill	…	Dishwasher Man
	Peter Palmer	…	Editor
	Marc Macaulay	…	Reporter
	Carmen J. Alexander	…	Reporter
	Brett Rice	…	Reporter
	Andrew B. Clark	…	Beefy Man (as Andrew Clark)
	Kelli Crofton	…	Pink Girl
	Linda Jean Hess	…	Older Woman / TV
	Rosalyn Thomson	…	Young Woman / TV
	Lee Ralls	…	Red-Haired Woman / TV
	Eileen Meurer	…	Teenage Girl / TV
	Bea Albano	…	Rich Widow / TV
	Donna Pieroni	…	Blonde / TV
	Ken DeVaul	…	Policeman
	Michael Gaughan	…	Policeman
	Tricia Lloyd	…	Teenage Girl
	Kathy Dombo	…	Other Teen
	Rex Fox	…	Police Sergeant
	Sherry Ferguson	…	Max’s Mother
	Tabetha Thomas	…	Little Girl on Bike
	Tammy Boalo	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Jackie Carson	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Carol Crumrine	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Suzanne Chrosniak	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Ellin Dennis	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Kathy Lockwood	…	Neighborhood Extra (as Kathy Fleming)
	Jalaine Gallion	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Miriam Goodspeed	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Dianne L. Green	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Mary Jane Heath	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Carol D. Klasek	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Laura Nader	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Doyle Anderson	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Harvey Bellman	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Michael Brown	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Gary Clark	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Roland Douville	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Russell E. Green	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Cecil Hawkins	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Jack W. Kapfhamer	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Bill Klein	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Phil Olson	…	Neighborhood Extra
	Joe Sheldon	…	Neighborhood Extra
	James Spicer	…	Neighborhood Extra
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Nick Carter	…	Neighborhood Extra (uncredited)
	Tim Rerucha	…	Van Friend (uncredited)
	L.A. Rothman	…	Girl in Diner (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “An artificial man, who was incompletely constructed and has scissors for hands, leads a solitary life. Then one day, a suburban lady meets him and introduces him to her world.”

N: This is gonna be fun.

621. Cry-Baby (1990)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Justice For Johnny t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint glass of water*

W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock shoots fire into the sky and enters the lair*

W: With the Johnny Depp trial in full swing and nearing its end, Neyzor Blades and I are running JOHNNY DEPP TRIBUTE WEEK! Yesterday I took a look at the boring Slow Burn, but today Neyz and I will be taking a look at one of Depp’s cult classics….the 1990 musical CRY-BABY!

*Neyz is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: What is this about?

W: Grease on crack….somewhat. Apparently John Waters decided to make a 1950’s style musical and Johnny Depp plays the lead role in this West Side Story meets Grease comedy.

N: That could be good.

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: Could be. I like Grease and I tolerated West Side Story….combining the two should be interesting. Its got Ricki Lake in her prime coming off Hairspray so it should be at least good to look at. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for CRY-BABY!

Written and Directed by John Waters

Cast:

Johnny Depp	…	Cry-Baby
	Amy Locane	…	Allison Vernon-Williams
	Susan Tyrrell	…	Ramona Rickettes
	Polly Bergen	…	Mrs. Vernon-Williams
	Iggy Pop	…	Belvedere Rickettes
	Ricki Lake	…	Pepper Walker
	Traci Lords	…	Wanda Woodward
	Kim McGuire	…	Mona ‘Hatchet-Face’ Malnorowski
	Darren E. Burrows	…	Milton Hackett
	Stephen Mailer	…	Baldwin
	Kim Webb	…	Lenora Frigid
	Alan J. Wendl	…	Toe-Joe
	Troy Donahue	…	Hatchet’s Father
	Mink Stole	…	Hatchet’s Mother
	Joe Dallesandro	…	Milton’s Father
	Joey Heatherton	…	Milton’s Mother
	David Nelson	…	Wanda’s Father
	Patricia Hearst	…	Wanda’s Mother
	Willem Dafoe	…	Hateful Guard
	Jonathan Benya	…	Snare-Drum
	Scout Raskin	…	Susie-Q (as Jessica Raskin)
	Robert Tyree	…	Dupree
	Angie Levroney	…	Dupree’s Girlfriend
	Drew Ebersole	…	Whiffle #1
	Kenny Curtis	…	Whiffle #2
	Scott Neilson	…	Whiffle #3
	Robert Walsh	…	Judge
	Jenni Blong	…	Inga (as Jeni Blong)
	Craig Wallace	…	Conk #1
	Phillip Broussard	…	Conk #2
	Regi Davis	…	Conk #3 (as Reggie Davis)
	Nick Fleming	…	Conk #4
	Robbie Jones	…	Conk #5
	Vivienne Shub	…	Mrs. Tadlock
	Robert Marbury	…	Angelic Boyfriend
	Skip Spencer	…	Strip Poker #1
	Holter Graham	…	Strip Poker #2
	Susan Lowe	…	Night Court Parent
	Dan Griffith	…	Snake-Eyes Hood (as Dan Griffiths)
	Kirk McEwen	…	Convict #1
	Eric Lucas	…	Convict #2
	Frank Maldonado	…	Convict #3
	Patrick Mitchell	…	Convict #4
	Mary Vivian Pearce	…	Picnic Mother
	Steve Aronson	…	Mean Guard
	Kelly Goldberg	…	Pepper’s Baby
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Julie Adams	…	Kay (archive footage) (uncredited)
	Brad Baker	…	Mean Policeman (uncredited)
	John Blyth Barrymore	…	Additional Voices (voice) (uncredited)
	Ben Chapman	…	The Gill Man (archive footage) (uncredited)
	John Calvin Doyle	…	Drape Gang Friend (uncredited)
	Patrick Egan	…	Dancer (uncredited)
	Cindy Geppi	…	Square (uncredited)
	Carlo Glorioso	…	Drape / Dancer (uncredited)
	Chip Harrison	…	Extra in red flannel shirt at Theme Park (uncredited)
	James Intveld	…	Wade ‘Cry-Baby’ Walker (singing voice) (uncredited)
	David Christopher Johnson	…	Additional Conk (uncredited)
	Michael Stanton Kennedy	…	Baltimore Reporter (uncredited)
	Peter Koper	…	Corrections Officer (uncredited)
	Autumn Lucas	…	Drapette (uncredited)
	Jeff Mandon	…	Smoker Kid (uncredited)
	Stephen William Moore	…	Howling Square-Boy (uncredited)
	Mark Moorhead	…	Prison Screening Cop (uncredited)
	Joey Perillo	…	Ko Jo Jackson (uncredited)
	Fernando Ramos	…	Drape (uncredited)
	Carmen Renee Reynolds	…	Goody Two-Shoes (uncredited)
	Bruce Roberts	…	Warden (uncredited)
	Rachel Sweet	…	Allison Vernon-Williams (singing voice) (uncredited)
	Gary Wheeler	…	Reporter #2 (uncredited)
	Greer Yeaton	…	Girl at Vaccine Row (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “In 1950s Baltimore, a bad boy with a heart of gold wins the love of a good girl, whose boyfriend sets out for revenge.”

N: Baltimore??

W: Guess LA was overdone.

620. Slow Burn (1986)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Mega Pint t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a wine glass of water*

W: Welcome to my lair….welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock…

*Warlock makes the ground rumble and walks inside*

W: Welcome to Johnny Depp Tribute Week here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. I’ve handpicked seven movies of Johnny’s to watch this week and we begin with a solo effort. One of Johnny’s first movies was a made for TV movie from 1986 called SLOW BURN.

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: So what’s this about? Eric Roberts is an ex-reporter hired to find a playboy’s estranged wife and son. Eric then uncovers a shady murder mystery where he doesn’t know where to turn or who to trust. Will it be good? Who the hell knows. There’s only one way to find out and that’s to actually watch this. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for SLOW BURN.

Written by Arthur Lyons and Matthew Chapman

Directed by Mathew Chapman

Cast:

Eric Roberts	…	Jacob Asch
	Beverly D’Angelo	…	Laine Fleischer
	Dennis Lipscomb	…	Ron McDonald
	Raymond J. Barry	…	Gerald McMurty
	Anne Schedeen	…	Mona
	Emily Longstreth	…	Pam Draper
	Johnny Depp	…	Donnie Fleischer
	Henry Gibson	…	Robert
	Dan Hedaya	…	Simon Fleischer
	Frank Schuller	…	Norton
	Victoria Catlin	…	Erica
	Edward Bunker	…	George
	Ruth Richards	…	Mrs. Poulson

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “Jacob Asch is hired by Gerald McMurty to find his ex-wife Laine and their son in Palm Springs. Jacob finds Laine and a teenager named Donnie who may or may not be Gerald’s son. He also finds an intricate web of deceit and betrayal that begin to lead to death. He takes it upon himself to unravel the mystery and find out who is killing people and why.”

W: Did it have to be Eric Roberts?

619. Dr. Detroit (1983)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Boston Celtics Jayson Tatum jersey, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a diamond studded goblet of Pepsi*

W: Welcome to my lair….welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare, I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock does nothing but just walk inside*

W: Tonight on Warlock’s Movie Realm is a special Fan Request. The same guy who wanted me to watch DC Cab suggested this package that Darnell The Delivery Guy threw at me earlier.

*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: Because he has to deliver your thousands of movies daily.

W: Whatever, point being is tonight’s movie requested by someone is the 1983 insane comedy DR. DETROIT!

N: What is that?

W: Apparently a pimp is on the run and chooses a college professor played by Dan Ackroyd as his successor. Hilarity ensues!

N: That does sound funny.

W: I’m hoping it is. DC Cab was an insane comedy so I’m hoping this one will be just as funny. The only way to find out if this is watchable is to watch it. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for DR. DETROIT.

Written by Bruce Jay Friedman, Carl Gottlieb and Robert Boris

Directed by Michael Pressman

Cast:

Dan Aykroyd	…	Clifford Skridlow / Doctor Detroit
	Howard Hesseman	…	Smooth Walker
	Donna Dixon	…	Monica McNeil
	Lydia Lei	…	Jasmine Wu
	T.K. Carter	…	Diavolo Washington
	Lynn Whitfield	…	Thelma Cleland
	Fran Drescher	…	Karen Blittstein
	John A. Maloney	…	Commodore
	Pershing P. Anderson	…	Stretch
	William Munchow	…	Professor Artel
	Ed Meekin	…	Professor Durant (as Edward Meekin)
	Hank Salas	…	Johnny
	Rudolph Kovar	…	Carson (as Rudolf Kovar)
	Kate Murtagh	…	Mom
	Peter Elbling	…	Guptor
	George Furth	…	Arthur Skridlow
	Nan Martin	…	Margaret Skridlow
	Peter Aykroyd	…	Mr. Frankman
	Glenne Headly	…	Miss Debbylike
	Annabel Armour	…	Airline Clerk
	Robert Cornthwaite	…	Professor Blount
	Thomas O. Erhart Jr.	…	Dean Swift (as Thomas Erhart Jr.)
	Parley Baer	…	Judge
	Oliver Clark	…	Shaky Alcoholic Lawyer
	Ben Kronen	…	Bailiff
	Lance Kinsey	…	Street Dude
	Lynda Aldon	…	Dream Girl
	Carla Barbour	…	Dream Girl
	Sue Bowser	…	Dream Girl
	Tamara Clarrett	…	Dream Girl
	Deirdre L. Cowden	…	Dream Girl (as Deirdre Cowden)
	Deborah Koppel	…	Dream Girl
	Deanna Joy	…	Dream Girl
	Toni Naples	…	Dream Girl
	Roni Michelle	…	Dream Girl
	Laurie Senit	…	Dream Girl
	Andrew Duggan	…	Harmon Rousehorn
	Robert Swan	…	Seedy Biker
	Frank Rice	…	Cop #1 (as Frank G. Rice)
	Mike Hagerty	…	Cop #2 (as Michael Hagerty)
	Eugene Pressman	…	Professor Fulsom
	Victoria Brown	…	Mrs. Fulsom
	Ben Frommer	…	Faculty Member
	John Kapelos	…	Rush Street Dude
	James Spinks	…	Rush Street Dude
	James Brown	…	Bandleader
	Clyde J. Barrett	…	Players Ball Dancer (as Clyde Barrett)
	Brad Barrios	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Derrick Brice	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Patricia Ann Douglas	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Sonja Haney	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Bruce Heath	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Carlton Johnson	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Ercelle Johnson	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Keny Long	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Sioux Marcelli	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Ade Small	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Dona Davis-Steckling	…	Players Ball Dancer
	Blackie Dammett	…	Eddie Four Eyes
	Vincent J. Isaac	…	St. Louis Louis
	Steven Williams	…	Junior Sweet
	Cheryl Carter	…	Charlene
	Diane Robin	…	Rae Ann
	Manny Weltman	…	Robbi Miller
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Robert Buckingham	…	Party Guest (uncredited)
	Marilyn Corwin	…	Dancer (uncredited)
	David Eisen	…	Pimp (uncredited)
	George Golden	…	Guest (uncredited)
	Bob Harks	…	Party Guest (uncredited)
	Bud Hazlett	…	Courtroom Spectator (uncredited)
	Danny Nero	…	Attending Physician (uncredited)
	Monty O’Grady	…	Courtroom Spectator (uncredited)
	Chuck Richter	…	Limo Driver (uncredited)
	Alan Ruck	…	Student (uncredited)
	Glenn R. Schorsch	…	Mom’s Henchman #3 (uncredited)
	Paul Van	…	Party Guest (uncredited)
	Marquerita Wallace	…	(uncredited)
	Tom Willett	…	Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “A pimp on the run trusts his sex workers to a meek professor of literature, who accepts the challenge.”

N: Accepts the challenge?

618. Miller’s Crossing (1990)

*The Warlock’s doorbell rings and he opens the door. Darnell The Deliveryman pushes a package into Warlock’s chest and storms off in a huff*

W: The hell is his problem?

*Warlock shuts the door, opens the package and looks inside to see a movie with a card attached. He reads the card out loud*

W: “Lock, this was one of my favorites and I only wish we had gotten to watch it together. Its yours now so enjoy. Yours, J”

*Warlock walks inside shaking his head*

W: Welcome to Warlock’s Movie Realm for a…..fan request….yeah. That’s what we’re going with. What is the movie? Let’s find out.

*Warlock flips the DVD over to the cover and nods his head*

W: Tonight we’ll be watching the 2 hour crime drama known as MILLER’S CROSSING. Basically Gabriel Byrne is caught between rival gangster mobs and gets caught in the middle of the two factions. I’ve heard its really good but I’ve never actually seen it for myself.

*Warlock flicks his wrist and the DVD player opens. He takes the disc out of the case and puts it in the player before he takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: The cast has some great actors in it and I’ve heard good things so I’ll be going into this one with an open mind. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for MILLER’S CROSSING.

Written by Dashiell Hammett, Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

Cast:

Gabriel Byrne	…	Tom Reagan
	Marcia Gay Harden	…	Verna
	John Turturro	…	Bernie Bernbaum
	Jon Polito	…	Johnny Caspar
	J.E. Freeman	…	Eddie Dane
	Albert Finney	…	Leo
	Mike Starr	…	Frankie
	Al Mancini	…	Tic-Tac
	Richard Woods	…	Mayor Dale Levander
	Tom Toner	…	O’Doole (as Thomas Toner)
	Steve Buscemi	…	Mink
	Mario Todisco	…	Clarence “Drop” Johnson
	Olek Krupa	…	Tad
	Michael Jeter	…	Adolph
	Lanny Flaherty	…	Terry
	Jeanette Kontomitras	…	Mrs. Caspar
	Louis Charles Mounicou III	…	Johnny Caspar, Jr.
	John McConnell	…	Cop – Brian
	Danny Aiello III	…	Cop – Delahanty
	Helen Jolly	…	Screaming Lady
	Hilda McLean	…	Landlady
	Monte Starr	…	Gunman in Leo’s House
	Don Picard	…	Gunman in Leo’s House
	Salvatore H. Tornabene	…	Rug Daniels
	Kevin Dearie	…	Street Urchin
	Michael Badalucco	…	Caspar’s Driver
	Charles Ferrara	…	Caspar’s Butler
	Esteban Fernández	…	Caspar’s Cousin (as Esteban Fernandez)
	George Fernandez	…	Caspar’s Cousin
	Charles Gunning	…	Hitman at Verna’s
	Dave Drinkx	…	Hitman #2
	David Darlow	…	Lazarre’s Messenger
	Robert LaBrosse	…	Lazarre’s Tough
	Carl Rooney	…	Lazarre’s Tough
	Jack Harris	…	Man with Pipe Bomb (as Jack David Harris)
	Jery Hewitt	…	Son of Erin
	Sam Raimi	…	Snickering Gunman
	John Schnauder Jr.	…	Cop with Bullhorn
	Zolly Levin	…	Rabbi
	Joey Ancona	…	Boxer
	Bill Raye	…	Boxer
	William Preston Robertson	…	Voice (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Michael P. Cahill	…	Casino Patron (uncredited)
	Sean Collins	…	Hitman #3 (uncredited)
	Frances McDormand	…	Mayor’s Secretary (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “Tom Reagan, an advisor to a Prohibition-era crime boss, tries to keep the peace between warring mobs but gets caught in divided loyalties.”

W: A modern day Mercutio.

617. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a 2022 Boston Celtics Eastern Conference Champions t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Dr. Pepper*

W: Welcome to my lair….welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock levitates before walking inside*

W: If you’re wondering why Mr. America here is dressed as Elvis again, I’ll explain it.

*Mr. America is in the recliner dressed as Elvis*

A: Thank you, thank you very much.

W: Tonight’s movie came out 25 years after Elvis died but it stars him….sorta.

A: How is that possible?

W: Apparently tonight’s movie is the 2002 horror comedy BUBBA HO-TEP. Bruce Campbell of Evil Dead fame stars as the real Elvis living in a nursing home when an Egyptian mummy attacks. This sounds completely insane and that’s exactly what we’re hoping for. Bruce Campbell always delivers the goods so will this be as fun as it seems?

A: It better be, I don’t dress up like this for kicks. I want Elvis dammit!

W: Alright alright, let’s find out if 20 years later BUBBA HO-TEP still holds up. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for BUBBA HO-TEP.

Written by Joe R Lansdale and Don Coscarelli

Directed by Don Coscarelli

Cast:

Bruce Campbell	…	Elvis Presley / Sebastian Haff
	Ossie Davis	…	Jack
	Ella Joyce	…	The Nurse
	Heidi Marnhout	…	Callie
	Bob Ivy	…	Bubba Ho-tep
	Edith Jefferson	…	Elderly Woman
	Larry Pennell	…	Kemosabe
	Reggie Bannister	…	Rest Home Administrator
	Daniel Roebuck	…	Hearse Driver
	Daniel Schweiger	…	Hearse Driver
	Harrison Young	…	Elvis’ Roommate
	Linda Flammer	…	Room Nurse
	Cean Okada	…	Attending Nurse
	Solange Morand	…	Iron Lung Lady
	Karen Placencia	…	Baby
	Bruce Rawitz	…	TV Announcer
	Joseph Primero	…	Janitor
	Chuck Williams	…	Elvis’ Boy
	Timothy E. Goodwin	…	Elvis’ Boy (as Tim Goodwin)
	James Maley	…	Elvis’ Boy
	Blaine Tyler	…	Elvis’ Boy (as ‘Two-Gun’ Tyler)
	Steve Kassel	…	Sebastian’s Band, Drums
	Damon Carruesco	…	Sebastian’s Band, Guitar
	Lief Frederick	…	Sebastian’s Band, Bass
	Danny Crossen	…	Sebastian’s Band, Keyboards
	Gigi Bannister	…	Trailer Park Gal (as Gigi Fast Elk)
	Emily Wengel	…	Trailer Park Gal
	Naveed Mahboobian	…	Egyptian Guard
	Omid Naimi	…	Egyptian Guard
	Joseph C. Boulder	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Virginia Brown	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Celia Gill	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Harvey Flammer	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Sylvia Flammer	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Ruth Hansen	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Mary Rose Waken	…	Lunch Room Folks
	Natasha Kurtz	…	Vintage Picture Model
	Avery Taylor	…	Vintage Picture Model
	Nadia Angelini	…	Vintage Picture Model
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Aaron Beebe	…	Person in crowd (uncredited)
	Gabi Ferrer	…	Fan at concert (uncredited)
	Regina Pope	…	Extra (uncredited)
	Brian Razzano	…	Fan in crowd (uncredited)
	André Sogliuzzo	…	Narrator (uncredited)

*Mr. America reads the tag-line*

A: “Elvis Presley and a black “JFK” stay in a nursing home where nothing happens – until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their anuses. The two decide to fight back.”

W: This is either going to be insanely hilarious or REALLY bad. There is no in-between.

616. Remember Me (2022)

*The Warlock and Thug D are in D’s palace with both of them looking half dead on the couch*

D: This sucks.

W: I know…there’s nothing to watch.

*Warlock getts a Skype call from Mr. Wallstreet*

W: What in satan’s fire does he want?

*Warlock answers*

W: Yes, Mr. Wallstreet.

Wa: Sorry to interrupt whatever you’re doing but I got a really bad movie for you to watch.

*D rolls his eyes*

D: Why do they always have to be bad?

Wa: Wait, is that Thug D? I thought you were with Mr. America.

W: Not today, young fella. What have you got for me?

Wa: Thankfully its free, I’m sending you the link now.

*Wallstreet ends the call and Warlock’s phone pings*

W: Shall we even bother with this?

D: What the hell, we got nothing better to do. How bad could it be?

*Warlock just stares at him*

W: Driller Killer, Spirit Hunter La Llorona, The Manor, Basket Case 3…..it can get BAD.

D: What are we watching then?

*Warlock looks at his phone and picks up the remote. He puts on a specific app and finds it*

W: Welcome to Thug D’s palace for an impromptu session of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Today Thug D and I are checking out a British horror suspense movie that just came out last month called REMEMBER ME.

D: What’s it about?

W: A woman named Rose wakes up in a bed unable to walk or remember her life and is cared for by her mother. She quickly realizes not everything is as it seems.

D: That doesn’t sound too promising.

W: Oh it gets worse, its rated 3.9 out of 10 on IMDB.

D: Now I’m really dreading it.

W: Who knows, maybe it’ll be good? Realistically maybe its so bad its laughably bad. Either way the only way to find out is to watch. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for REMEMBER ME.

Written by Robert Dunn and Christopher Jolley.

Directed by Christopher Jolley

Cast:

Eleanor Burke	…	Rose
	Jeanie Gold	…	Mum
	Hashim Tariq Bhat	…	Jhonny
	Penelope Read	…	Mother
	Joe Eason	…	Jamie (as Joseph Eason)
	Carly Jolley	…	Clara
	Mike Zepher	…	Dad
	Samuel Jolley	…	Young Jamie

*Thug D reads the tag-line*

D: “Rose awakes in an unknown house following a serious car accident with memory loss and no ability to walk. Her Mother and boyfriend are there to help her. Rose wants to piece together her life before the accident. All is not what it seems.”

W: Oh god…that does sound dumb.