674. Horns (2013)

*The Warlock is in the big chair at The Base. He’s wearing a black leather jacket, WWE Bloodline t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Pepsi*

W: Welcome to The Base..welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter The Base if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock levitates before sitting back down*

W: Tonight on Warlock’s Movie Realm, Mr. America and I are checking out a horror movie from 2013. It stars none other than Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe. He was pretty good in The Woman In Black so let’s see if he’s good in this one too.

*Mr. America is in the recliner wearing white cammo fatigues, vest and hat along with black combat boots and aviator shades*

A: Well what are we watching?

W: Today’s movie is called HORNS.

A: Horns?

W: Yes, Harry Potter grows horns.

A: Greatttttttttt.

W: So what’s the movie really about? Harry Potter’s girlfriend dies mysteriously and all of a sudden he starts growing horns. Apparently he can read minds or something, yikes, don’t tell Ron. The beauty of this story was its based off a book by Joe Hill. Otherwise known as Joseph King, the son of Stephen. Like I said earlier, this is going to be a horror story so buckle up for this one. This movie is rated 6.4 on IMDB.com so it shouldn’t suck….key word shouldn’t.

A: Knowing you, it probably will suck.

W: Its got a good cast with Daniel Radcliffe, James Remar, David Morse and Heather Graham so this could go either way. Now I will put the disclaimer that I haven’t read the book, so unlike Secret Window or other Stephen or Joe King adaptations I won’t be able to spot any discrepancies. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because it’s time for HORNS.

Daniel Radcliffe	…	Ig Perrish
	Max Minghella	…	Lee Tourneau
	Joe Anderson	…	Terry Perrish
	Juno Temple	…	Merrin Williams
	Kelli Garner	…	Glenna Shepherd
	James Remar	…	Derrick Perrish
	Kathleen Quinlan	…	Lydia Perrish
	Heather Graham	…	Veronica
	David Morse	…	Dale Williams
	Michael Adamthwaite	…	Eric Hannity
	Nels Lennarson	…	Wallace Sturtz (as Nels Leonardson)
	Don Thompson	…	Al O’Hara
	Jay Brazeau	…	Father Mould
	Alex Zahara	…	Dr. Renald
	Kendra Anderson	…	Nurse Delilah
	Christine Willes	…	Receptionist
	Meredith McGeachie	…	Mary, young mother
	Sarah Boey	…	Little Girl
	Panou	…	Golf Pro
	Reese Alexander	…	TV Reporter
	Desiree Zurowski	…	Radio Reporter
	Marilyn Norry	…	Protester
	Nancy Sivak	…	Mrs. Tourneau
	Cameron McDonald	…	E.R. Doctor
	John Stewart	…	Diner Manager
	Dean Wray	…	Stan, the Barfly
	Graem Beddoes	…	Unemployed Barfly
	Eric Pollins	…	Exhibitionist Barfly
	Pesi Daruwalla	…	Antique Store Owner
	Ryan Clare	…	Terry’s Bass Player
	Richard Mitchell	…	Terry’s Jazz Quintet
	Kieron Rhys Lillo	…	Terry’s Jazz Quintet
	Tyson Sully	…	Terry’s Jazz Quintet
	Mark Muskiw	…	Terry’s Jazz Quintet
	Mitchell Kummen	…	Ig Perrish at 13
	Sabrina Carpenter	…	Merrin Williams at 13
	Laine MacNeil	…	Glenna Shepherd at 13
	Dylan Schmid	…	Lee Tourneau at 13
	Jared Ager-Foster	…	Terry Perrish at 15
	Erik McNamee	…	Eric Hannity at 15
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Naomi Hughes-Hall	…	Waitress (uncredited)
	Emma Jonnz	…	Emma (uncredited)
	Gemma Bird Matheson	…	Waitress (uncredited)
	Paul Oostergo	…	Parishioner (uncredited)
	Harmen Van Andel	…	Eric’s Father (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “In the aftermath of his girlfriend’s mysterious death, a young man awakens to find strange horns sprouting from his forehead.”

W: He got so mad he grew horns? Yikes.