*The Warlock is in the Grand Wizard’s Palace wearing a Ruthless Records t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Barq’s Root Beer*
W: Welcome to my father’s place for a completely random movie. While scrolling through Vizio we found a movie starring Tom Berenger from 1993 called SNIPER. Apparently Tom plays a marine sniper charges with taking out a crooked Panamanian general and his drug lord benefactor. Billy Zane plays a rookie that has to follow Tom around for 95 minutes. I have no idea if this is going to be good but Tom Berenger movies are usually damn good. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for SNIPER.
Written by Michael Frost Beckner and Crash Leyland
Directed by Luios Llosa
Cast:
Tom Berenger | … | Thomas Beckett | |
Billy Zane | … | Richard Miller | |
J.T. Walsh | … | Chester Van Damme | |
Aden Young | … | Doug Papich | |
Kenneth Radley | … | El Cirujano (as Ken Radley) | |
Reynaldo Arenas | … | Cacique (as Reinaldo Arenas) | |
Gary Swanson | … | NSC Officer in Washington | |
Hank Garrett | … | Admiral in Washington | |
Frederick Miragliotta | … | General Miguel Alavarez | |
Vanessa Steele | … | Mrs. Alvarez | |
Carlos Álvarez | … | Raul Ochoa (as Carlos Alvarez) | |
Tyler Coppin | … | Ripoly (as Tyler Copin) | |
Teo Gebert | … | Ripoly’s Friend | |
Edward Wiley | … | DeSilva | |
William Curtin | … | Mountain Top Pilot | |
Howard Bosse | … | Mountain Top Co-Pilot | |
Christos A. Linou | … | Mountain Top Sniper | |
Christopher Morsley | … | Soldier at Pool Table | |
Don Battee | … | Soldier at Bar (as Donald Battee) | |
Raj Sidhu | … | Soldier in Barn | |
Roy Edmunds | … | Cabrera (as Roy Edmonds) | |
Johnny Raaen | … | Crew Chief | |
Loury Cortez | … | Father Ruiz | |
Jorge Bustamante | … | Rebel Captain at Extraction | |
Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
Rex Linn | … | Colonel (uncredited) | |
Antony Szeto | … | Boat Rebel (uncredited) |
*Wizard reads the tag-line*
Wi: “A veteran US Marine sniper is partnered with a rookie sniper as his spotter to take out a politician and a rebel leader in the jungles of Panama.”
W: Hope this is good.