630. The Last Duel (2021)

*The Warlock is on a skype call with Mr. Wallstreet in his lair*

Wa: What did you think of House of Gucci?

W: I thought it was good, it helped I didn’t know the actual story going in.

Wa: Have you seen the other movie Ridley Scott directed that Adam Driver was in last year?

W: No, which one?

Wa: THE LAST DUEL.

W: Ohhhh, I saw the trailer for that. Matt Damon has to fight Adam Driver over family honor or something.

Wa: Something like that. Its on HBO Max, I don’t even have to send it to you.

W: Thanks for the tip, see you around.

*Warlock ends the call*

W: Welcome to the lair for an impromptu movie tonight at the Realm. Tonight’s movie is the 2021 medieval drama THE LAST DUEL. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon reunited to write a movie set in the middle ages about a married knight that takes on his ambitious squire after the knight’s wife claimed the squire acted inappropriately. Think of Jason Bourne vs Kylo Ren in 14th century France. The cast is damn good, Affleck & Damon usually deliver the goods and we got Ridley Scott at the helm. This is shaping up to be something good so grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for THE LAST DUEL.

Written by Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Nicole Holofcener

Directed by Ridley Scott

Cast:

Matt DamonSir Jean de Carrouges
Adam DriverJacques Le Gris
Jodie ComerMarguerite de Carrouges
Harriet WalterNicole de Carrouges
Ben AffleckPierre d’Alençon
Alex LawtherKing Charles VI
Marton CsokasCrespin
William HoustonHerald at the Duel
Oliver CottonJean de Carrouges III
Aurélien LorgnierCarrouges’ Priest
Nathaniel ParkerSir Robert de Thibouville
Tallulah HaddonMarie
Bryony HannahAlice
Thomas SilbersteinPalace of Justice Clerk
Adam GoodwinRider
Ian PirieHenri
Daniel HornArgentan Herald
Michael McElhattonBernard de Latour
Sam HazeldineThomin Dubois
Clive RussellKing’s Uncle
Julian FirthKing’s Uncle
Sylvain LabléePalace of Justice Bailiff
Zoé BruneauLady Marie Chamaillart
Chloé LindauPierre’s Mistress
Adam NagaitisAdam Louvel
Elise CapriceWoman at Orgy
Fiona Maherault ValinskiWoman at Orgy
Tassia MartinWoman at Orgy
Camille MutinWoman at Orgy
Caoimhe O’MalleyElizabeth
John KavanaghLe Gris’ Priest
Zeljko IvanekLe Coq
Simone CollinsAgatha
Clare DunneCelia
Christian EricksonLouis the Old Farmer
Alex BlanchardTailor
Gin MinelliNoble Lady
Cecilia SteinerNoble Lady (as Cécilia Steiner)
Serena KennedyQueen Isabeau
Quentin OgierClergy
Paul BandeyClergy
Martin Vaughan LewisClergy
Brontis JodorowskyMagistrate
Peter HudsonMagistrate
Alexander PattieSergeant at Arms
Dimitri MichelsenTreasury Bureaucrat
Stephen BrennanPhysician
Colin David ReeseCarrouges’ Gate Keeper
Bosco HoganPriest at Duel
Kyle HixonPierre’s Tailor
Florian HutterDowry Lawyer
Sam ChemoulTeenager Carrouges’ Estate
Jim RocheOrgy Spectator
Martin GogartyOrgy Spectator
Ronan LeonardOrgy Spectator
Shane LynchOrgy Spectator
Peter KirkbyOrgy Spectator
Kevin McGahernClueless Vassal
Lorris ChevalierSinging Soldier
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Mark AtkinEnglish Soldier (uncredited)
Kyle EnglishCrespin Nobleman (uncredited)
Janet GreneNobility (uncredited)
Chloe HarrisPeasant Woman 31 (uncredited)
Karl HoganCrespin Guard (uncredited)
Tyrone KearnsMale Peasant (uncredited)
Brian ManningMale Peasant (uncredited)
Brian F. MulveyPhillippe (uncredited)
Fady NaguibScottley (uncredited)
Jérome VerneyThe Gatekeeper (uncredited)
Gabriel YoungsDeacon (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “King Charles VI declares that Knight Jean de Carrouges settle his dispute with his squire by challenging him to a duel.”

W: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon wrote THIS?

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