*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Sorrow Creek City Limits t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and Gargoyle shades. He’s holding a sacred chalice of Barq’s Root Beer*
W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.
*Warlock shoots a lightning bolt before walking inside*
W: Yesterday Neyzor Bladez and I celebrated the 6th anniversary of Warlock’s Movie Realm, tonight we will continue what we started as we catch INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2.
*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*
N: Oh no, not more jumpscares.
W: Yes, more jumpscares. The first Insidious was successful and a great story but it had a lot of holes in it that fans were asking about. A few years later James Wan decided to make a sequel to plug up the rest of the holes. This time he would be the writer and director as the original cast was brought back for round two with a few new faces.
*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*
W: The Lambert family think they’ve won as Dalton and Josh return from the further but not everything is as it seems. Soon all hell breaks loose as old faces reappear. Like I said, the sequel tells the rest of the story and its almost as good as the first one. Like I said, I like this one too so I’m gonna have some fun. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2
Written and Directed by James Wan
Cast:
*Neyz reads the tag-line*
N: “The Lamberts believe that they have defeated the spirits that have haunted their family, but they soon discover that evil is not beaten so easily.”
W: They will NOT be denied.