721. You Only Live Twice (1967)

*The Warlock is already in The Grand Wizard’s Palace in the middle of the couch*

W: Welcome to my father’s palace for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. In my final movie before taking a break, my father and I continue our James Bond coverage with movie number five in the series. Tonight’s movie is the 1967 action drama YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

*The Grand Wizard is on his throne*

Wi: Better than Thunderball.

Wa: I hope so. So what’s this one about? James Bond and the British Secret Service must team with the Japanese Secret Service to find out who’s stealing space rockets before its all out war between the States and Russia. Now I do know a few things about this movie. Sean Connery claimed this would be the last time he’d play Bond and even though the movie grossed $111 million worldwide, revenue dropped compared to Thunderball.

Wi: It didn’t help that Casino Royale came out that year too.

Wa: For those that don’t know, a James Bond parody called Casino Royale came out the same year as YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE and spy movies were beginning to get formulaic. Ironically 30 years later, Austin Powers came out the same year as Tomorrow Never Dies. Either way, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE was supposed to be Sean Connery’s swan song, so let’s get to it. Grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

Written by Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl and Harold Jack Bloom

Directed by Lewis Gilbert

Cast:

Sean ConneryJames Bond
Akiko WakabayashiAki
Mie HamaKissy
TetsurĂ´ TanbaTiger Tanaka (as Tetsuro Tamba)
Teru ShimadaMr. Osato
Karin DorHelga Brandt
Donald PleasenceBlofeld
Bernard Lee‘M’
Lois MaxwellMiss Moneypenny
Desmond Llewelyn‘Q’
Charles GrayHenderson
Tsai ChinChinese Girl – Hong Kong
Peter Fanene MaiviaCar Driver
Burt KwoukSpectre 3
Michael ChowSpectre 4
Ronald RichBlofeld’s Bodyguard
Jeanne RolandBond’s Masseuse
David ToguriAssassin in Bedroom
John StoneSubmarine Captain
Norman JonesAstronaut – 1st American Spacecraft
Paul CarsonAstronaut – 1st American Spacecraft
Laurence HerderAstronaut – Russian Spacecraft
Richard GraydonAstronaut – Russian Spacecraft
Bill MitchellAstronaut – 2nd American Spacecraft
George RoubicekAstronaut – 2nd American Spacecraft
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Anthony AinleyHong Kong Policeman #2 (uncredited)
Vic ArmstrongNinja #1 (uncredited)
Robin BaileyForeign Secretary (uncredited)
George BakerNASA Engineer (uncredited)
David BauerAmerican Diplomat (uncredited)
Ed BishopHawaii CapCom (uncredited)
Cecil ChengControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Dennis ChinPoliceman (uncredited)
Anthony ChinnSPECTRE Guard (uncredited)
Hans De VriesControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Peter EvansBritish Diplomat (uncredited)
Moris FarhiControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Lynda FisherSpectre henchman (uncredited)
Takemitsu FujinishikiSumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Yumi FujiwaraTanaka’s Agent (uncredited)
Jonathan HansonControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Masaaki HatsumiPhotographic Assistant to Tanaka on Train (uncredited)
David HealyHouston Radar Operator (uncredited)
Sylvana HenriquesJapanese Fan Dancer (Silhouette) in Title Sequence (uncredited)
Tony HillDiver Rescuing Bond (uncredited)
Frazer HinesMr. Osato’s Secretary / Tannoy (voice) (uncredited)
Andy HoControl Room Technician (uncredited)
John HowardDiplomat (uncredited)
Stephen HubayControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Robert HuttonPresident’s Aide (uncredited)
Patrick JordanHong Kong Policeman #1 (uncredited)
Hisako KatakuraBlofeld’s Financier (uncredited)
Michael KennedyControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Alexander KnoxSecretary of Defense (uncredited)
Kiyomi KobayashiTitle Geisha (uncredited)
Masakatsu KotozakuraSumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Kristopher KumControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Roy LansfordAmerican Diplomat (uncredited)
Arnold LeeAssassin (uncredited)
Robert Lee2nd Chinese VIP (uncredited)
Mai LingBath Girl #2 (uncredited)
Ned LynchDiplomat (uncredited)
Fred MachonBritish Diplomat (uncredited)
Junko MakimuraTanaka’s Agent (uncredited)
Alex MarchevskyRussian radio operator (uncredited)
Richard MarnerRussian Spacecraft Communicator (uncredited)
Kikko MatsuokaDiver Girl (uncredited)
Yuka MinamiGinza Girl (uncredited)
Basil MossBritish Navy Officer on Submarine (uncredited)
George MurcellRussian Diplomat (uncredited)
Willy MyersDiver Rescuing Bond (uncredited)
Yasuko NagazumiBath Girl #4 (uncredited)
Bill NagyUSAF General at Pentagon (uncredited)
James PayneMan at Typewriter in Office (uncredited)
Robert RiettyTiger Tanaka (voice) (uncredited)
Shane RimmerHawaii Radar Operator (uncredited)
SadanoyamaJapanese Sumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Isaburo ShikimoriGyoji (uncredited)
Andy StewartExtra in Crowd Scene (uncredited)
William F. SullyRussian Envoy (uncredited)
William SylvesterPentagon Official (uncredited)
Peter TaylorControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Akio TsurugamineSumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Francesca TuOsato’s Secretary (uncredited)
Burnell TuckerHawaii Control Room Technician (uncredited)
Zsolt VadaszffyControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Nikki Van der ZylKissy Suzuki (voice) (uncredited)
Jeffry WickhamRussian Control Room Officer (uncredited)
Brian Wilde1st Policeman (uncredited)
Yee-Wah YangBath Girl #3 (uncredited)
Tommy YappControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Ric YoungChinese Agent (uncredited)

*Wizard reads the tag-line*

Wi: “James Bond and the Japanese Secret Service must find and stop the true culprit of a series of space hijackings, before war is provoked between Russia and the United States.”

W: USA and Japan on the same side? Wow.

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