599. Wrath of Man (2021)

*The Warlock is in The Grand Wizard’s Palace wearing a Pizza Planet t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and Gargoyle shades. He’s holding a diamond studded goblet of Pepsi*

W: Welcome to my father’s palace for a special edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. A few months ago the new Jason Statham movie WRATH OF MAN came out in theaters but due to inconvenient circumstances, we never got to go see it. Well these days it doesn’t take six months for the movie to go to home video and it just came out on DVD two weeks ago. So now we’ll get to watch the movie.

*Warlock takes his seat on the right side of the couch*

W: So what’s this movie about? WRATH OF MAN stars Jason Stratham who drives around a cash truck until he’s ambushed by robbers. Stratham takes them out so precise and calculated that his superiors do a background check to find out he’s not just any security guard. The trailer for this looked cool so we may as well take a look at it. Will it be good or will it be a dud? Only way to find out is to watch. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for WRATH OF MAN.

Written by Eric Besnard, Guy Ritchie, Ivan Atkinson and Marn Davies

Directed by Guy Ritchie

Cast:

Jason Statham	…	H
	Holt McCallany	…	Bullet
	Rocci Williams	…	Hollow Bob
	Josh Hartnett	…	Boy Sweat Dave
	Jeffrey Donovan	…	Jackson
	Scott Eastwood	…	Jan
	Andy Garcia	…	Agent King
	Deobia Oparei	…	Brad
	Laz Alonso	…	Carlos
	Raúl Castillo	…	Sam
	Chris Reilly	…	Tom
	Eddie Marsan	…	Terry
	Niamh Algar	…	Dana
	Tadhg Murphy	…	Shirley
	Alessandro Babalola	…	Stuart
	Mark Arnold	…	Super
	Gerald Tyler	…	Armourer
	Alex Ferns	…	John
	Josh Cowdery	…	FBI Agent Hubbard
	Jason Wong	…	FBI Agent Okey
	Rob Delaney	…	Boss Blake Halls
	Eli Brown	…	Dougie
	Kerry Shale	…	Doctor
	Cameron Jack	…	Brendan
	Darrell D’Silva	…	Mike
	Babs Olusanmokun	…	Moggy
	Thomas Dominique	…	Jerome
	Lyne Renée	…	Kirsty
	Rebecca Calder	…	Amy
	Matthew Illesley	…	Jackson’s Son
	Phoebe Farnham	…	Jackson’s Daughter
	Eve Macklin	…	Jane
	Fernando Martinez	…	Chef
	James Warren	…	Heavy #1
	Post Malone	…	Robber #6 (as Austin Post)
	Sam Shoubber	…	Rich Arab
	Anthony Elfonzia	…	Bank Guard (Desk)
	Brian Schaeffer	…	Crew #5
	Mark Cotone	…	Marko
	Kojo Attah	…	SWAT (as Glenn Boateng)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Cain Aiden	…	Stadium Goer (uncredited)
	Martin Bratanov	…	Office Manager (uncredited)
	Gary Darling-Parkes	…	Tattooed Bad Guy (uncredited)
	Stevee Davies	…	Hotel Receptionist (uncredited)
	Luca De Massis	…	Dealer (uncredited)
	Nick Donald	…	Security Guard (uncredited)
	Edward Ellis-Smith	…	Cash Truck Driver (uncredited)
	Khalid Ghajji	…	Officer (uncredited)
	James Harris	…	Fortico Office Clerk (uncredited)
	Leonardo Lacaria	…	Bar Customer (uncredited)
	Leon Lee	…	Security Guard (uncredited)
	Luke Lynch	…	Pool Player in an American Bar (uncredited)
	Stephanie Mae	…	Nurse (uncredited)
	Montana Manning	…	Anna (uncredited)
	Anthony Molinari	…	Robber (uncredited)
	Fady Naguib	…	Guard (uncredited)
	Christian Sanderson	…	Hotel Guest (uncredited)
	Mark Shrimpton	…	Armourer’s Assistant (uncredited)
	Sonja Tenner	…	Fortico Security (uncredited)
	Peter Theobalds	…	Jackson’s Mate (uncredited)
	Daniel Joseph Woolf	…	Bar Punter (uncredited)
	Bestemsu Özdemir	…	Vivienne (uncredited)

*Wizard reads the tag-line*

Wi: “A cold and mysterious character working at a cash truck company responsible for moving a lot of money around Los Angeles each week”

W: That’s a run-on sentence.

Wi: I know, but that’s how it was written.