586. Argo (2012)

*The Warlock is in his father’s palace wearing a black tuxedo and black gargoyle shades while holding a glass of Pepsi*

W: Welcome to my father’s palace for another edition of Oscar’s Month here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. After going back to the 1930’s in The King’s Speech and the 1920’s for The Artist, we go back to 1980 for tonight’s movie. The winner of Best Picture of 2012 was the based on the true story drama called ARGO.

*The Grand Wizard is on his throne*

Wi: The reason Carter wasn’t re-elected.

W: What’s my dad talking about? More on that in a minute. First the accolades. Alan Arkin was nominated for Best Supporting Actor, the movie won Best Editing and Best Adaptation while the movie was nominated for Best Sound Editing and Best Sound Mixing. Now for the competition, ARGO beat out Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Django Unchained, Les Miserables, Life of Pi, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook and Zero Dark Thirty. I’ve seen Django and Zero Dark and ARGO is definitely the better movie.

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: So about Carter…..ARGO is based on the very real events surrounding the Iranian Hostage Crisis. For those that don’t remember, the Shah of Iran was dying and sought asylum in the United States after being a ruthless dictator for decades. Back in 1979, President Jimmy Carter granted him the asylum despite the protests of the Iranian citizens that wanted to extract some justice of their own. Led by Ayatollah Khomeini, the Iranian citizens got their revenge by storming the US Embassy in Iran and taking 52 people hostage. This is the story of how the US government figured out there were some members trapped instead of captured and had to come up with a way to get them out.

Wi: Should have just let them have the bastard.

Wa: So, with an amazing cast that includes Ben Affleck, John Goodman, Alan Arkin and others, a great story and a historical perspective, let’s see if ARGO is deserving of Best Picture. Speaking of John Goodman, he’s now in back to back Best Pictures after being in The Artist. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for ARGO.

Written by Chris Terrio, Tony Mendez and Joshuah Bearman

Directed by Ben Affleck

Cast:

Ben AffleckTony Mendez
Bryan CranstonJack O’Donnell
Alan ArkinLester Siegel
John GoodmanJohn Chambers
Victor GarberKen Taylor
Tate DonovanBob Anders
Clea DuVallCora Lijek
Scoot McNairyJoe Stafford
Rory CochraneLee Schatz
Christopher DenhamMark Lijek
Kerry BishéKathy Stafford
Kyle ChandlerHamilton Jordan
Chris MessinaMalinov
Zeljko IvanekRobert Pender
Titus WelliverBates
Keith SzarabajkaAdam Engell
Bob GuntonCyrus Vance
Richard KindMax Klein
Richard DillaneOSS Officer Nicholls
Omid AbtahiReza Borhani
Page LeongPat Taylor
Farshad FarahatAzizi Checkpoint #3
Sheila VandSahar
Karina LogueElizabeth Ann Swift
Ryan AhernSgt. Sickmann
Bill TangradiAlan B. Golacinski
Jamie McShaneWilliam J. Daugherty
Matthew GlaveCol. Charles W. Scott
Roberto GarciaSgt. William Gallegos
Christopher StanleyThomas L. Ahern, Jr.
Jon Woodward KirbyFred Kupke
Alborz BasiratmandStudent with Poster
Ruty RutenbergMarine #1
Michael WoolstonMarine #2
Sharareh SedghiLady with Radio
Bobby ZegarTear Gas Student
Victor McCayMalick
Matt NolanPeter Genco
J.R. CaciaBrice
Bill KalmensonHal Saunders
Rob BrownsteinLandon Butler
David SullivanJon Titterton
Jean CarolJordan’s Secretary
Michael CassidyJordan’s Analyst
John BoydLamont
Yuriy SardarovRossi
Nikka FarTehran Mary
Aidan SussmanIan Mendez
Barry LivingstonDavid Marmor
Ali SaamAli Khalkhali
Araz Vahid Ebrahim NiaMoradi
Scott Anthony LeetThe Minotaur
Ashley WoodSpace Lab Nurse
Rob TepperFilm Director
Ray PorterFirst A.D.
Stephen J. LattanziPA
Danielle BarbosaLester’s Housekeeper
Michael ParksJack Kirby
Eric Scott CooperPublicist
Adrienne BarbeauNina / Serksi the Gallactic Witch
Tom LenkVariety Reporter
Nelson FranklinLA Times Reporter
Kelly CurranPrincess Aleppa
Mark Rhino SmithEvil Villain
Scott ElrodAchilles Crux
Bill BlairHumanoid Robot
Dastan KhaliliGreen Jacket (as Daston Kalili)
Joseph S. GriffoNestor the Android
Andrew VarenhorstBlue Monster
Amitis Frances ArianoPersian Dancer
Ali FioriSci Fi Body Suit Girl (as Alison Fiori)
Taies FarzanMiddle Class Iranian Woman
Rafi PittsIranian Consulate Official
Allegra CarpenterBritish Airways Flight Attendant
Bobby NaderiAirport Husband
Ray HaratianImmigration Officer
Mehrdad SarlakImmigration Officer
Soheil TasbihchiImmigration Officer
Hovik GharibianImmigration Officer
Dorianne PahlavanAirport Hysterical Wife
Houshang TouzieDeputy Minister of Islamic Guidance
Peter Henry SchroederProducer (as Peter-Henry Schroeder)
Ali FarkhondeTehran Car Rental Man
Sahm McGlynnBearded Fundamentalist in Bazaar
Muhammed CangörenBazaar Shopkeeper (as Muhammed Cangoren)
Asghar Allah Veirdi ZadehBazaar Angry Man
Leyla BeysulenAngry Woman (as Leyla Beysülen)
Lindsey GinterHedley Donovan
Tim QuillAlan Sosa
Larry SullivanEngell’s Secretary
Danilo Di JulioSgt. Gauthier
Fanshen CoxWhite House Operator
Tehmina SunnySwissair Ticketing Agent
Amir KPassport Official (as Amir Kamyab)
Baris DeliCarpet Factory Komiteh
Cas AnvarRevolutionary Guard
Bahram KhosravianiRevolutionary Guard
Sam SheikholeslamiRevolutionary Guard
Saba SaremRevolutionary Guard
Puya AbbassiRevolutionary Guard
Reza MirKomiteh Reza
Jozef FaheyLock Up PA
Annie LittleSwissair Gate Agent
Fahim FazliKomiteh Subordinate
Brandon TabassiYoung Komiteh at Airport
John Hans TesterSwissair Pilot (as Hans Tester)
Alex SchemmerSwissair Co-Pilot
Yan FeldmanAir Traffic Controller
Nancy StelleSwissair Flight Attendant
Maz SiamIraqi Border Guard
Ken EdlingAssistant Secretary of State
Deborah Deimel BeanState Department Official
Michael ChieffoCIA Archives Officer
Taylor SchillingChristine Mendez
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Marc AbbinkRestaurant Patron (uncredited)
Ramazan AkbogaTradesman (uncredited)
Bob AndersState Dept / Cameo (uncredited)
Martin AndrisLab Sound Man (uncredited)
Shayan ArdalanCleric at Airport (uncredited)
Noah ArrueRefugee (uncredited)
Ninef ArsanosExtra (uncredited)
Jeffrey AshkinIranian Protestor / Hollywood Partygoer (uncredited)
Gabriel AslanIan’s Friend (uncredited)
Koby AzarlyIranian Airport Police (uncredited)
Nima AziziMahmoud (uncredited)
Cathy BeasleyDriver (uncredited)
Danielle BeckwithGreek Goddess (uncredited)
David BittickMarine #3 (uncredited)
Michael BlumenstockCIA Officer (uncredited)
Phillip BorgheeIranian Protestor (uncredited)
Luke BurnyeatHollywood Crew Member (uncredited)
Ramon CalzadaMuslim Cleric (uncredited)
Rita CannonProtester (uncredited)
Jimmy CarterSelf (archive footage) (uncredited)
Momo CasablancaVisa Seeker (uncredited)
Victoria ChartersSwissair Gate Rep (uncredited)
Jennifer ChristopherPeg (uncredited)
Amaru CloudIranian Boy (uncredited)
Shaun DaleyChancery Hostage (uncredited)
Jared DanteSwissair Passenger (uncredited)
Vargha DavariLeader of the Firing Squad (uncredited)
Patricia DiZebbaState Department Official (uncredited)
Matt DohertyButler (uncredited)
Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.Camera Operator – Warner Sci-Fi Scene (uncredited)
Ehab ElgharabawyIranian Passenger (uncredited)
Kristi FayeAirline Stewardess (uncredited)
Jerald GarnerCIA Pit Team (uncredited)
Clark GilmerSpace Nurse (uncredited)
Yorick GutierrezProtester (uncredited)
Sepideh HaftgoliIranian Stewardess (uncredited)
Priyom HaiderProtestor (uncredited)
Dariush HajirniaBellhop (uncredited)
Fouad HajjiKomiteh (uncredited)
Lucas N. HallProtestor (uncredited)
Philip Baker HallC.I.A Director Stansfield Turner (uncredited)
Matt HardingDriver (uncredited)
Kevin HawleyCanadian Chancellor (uncredited)
Daniel HayekHead Table Revolutionary #6 (uncredited)
Macon HillSwiss Air Passenger (uncredited)
James A. HowardCIA Agent (uncredited)
Jet JandreauSwissair Passenger (uncredited)
Eli JaneSwissair Stewardess (uncredited)
Richard Allan JonesSmokehouse Patron (uncredited)
Abraham JusticeProtester (uncredited)
Rocky KanakaAssistant (uncredited)
Jason KapraunArgo Staff (uncredited)
Athena Talin KatalarisPersian Child / Refugee (uncredited)
David Dustin KenyonArgo Staff (uncredited)
Siamak KeyvaniSwissair Passenger (uncredited)
Michael KlempState Department Member (uncredited)
Elena KolpachikovaHollywood Actress (uncredited)
Michelangelo KowalskiLab Tech (uncredited)
Germano KuertenRevolutionary (uncredited)
Michael KunselmanMarine #4 (uncredited)
Veronika KurshinskayaAir France Stewardess (uncredited)
Alvaro LaborinCamera News Reporter Crew (1970’s boardcast reenactment) (uncredited)
Mihaela LacramioaraRefugee (uncredited)
Diamond Nicole LandeenLittle Girl in Bar (uncredited)
Michael LarenArgo Graphic Designer (uncredited)
Jonathan LevianKomiteh Yoni (uncredited)
Michael LovernEmbassy Senior Staff Member (uncredited)
Chanelle LynIranian Protestor (uncredited)
Oscar Magana Jr.Iranian Ambassador (uncredited)
Amir MalaklouBrother Ali (uncredited)
Daniel MarsChilled Passenger (uncredited)
Ayden MayeriFlight Attendant (uncredited)
Coleman McClaryHollywood Actor (uncredited)
Matt McColmFighting movie star (uncredited)
Paul McMichaelTraveler on Plane (uncredited)
Matt McVayHollywood Actor (uncredited)
Vincent MikolayMake-Up #1 (uncredited)
Roman MitichyanIranian Comiteh in Truck (uncredited)
Derek MobraatenProtester (uncredited)
Tony MooreUS Diplomat (uncredited)
Anthony NarvaezHead Table Revolutionary #7 (uncredited)
Armin NasseriReporter (uncredited)
Asal NazerpourIndia Air Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Randy OglesbyPat Horan (uncredited)
Francisco OvalleProtestant #1 (uncredited)
Josh PellerinIranian Protester (uncredited)
Erin PickettLiz Taylor Look-alike (uncredited)
Sandra PlazinicSpace Girl (uncredited)
Bill PorterPublicist (uncredited)
Tyson PowerCanadian Embassy Staffer #2 (uncredited)
Erick RamirezSpace Armor Pants Guy (uncredited)
Gerry RandWhite House Staff (uncredited)
Ray RemillardCIA Staff (uncredited)
Ayanery ReyesSwissair Iranian Passenger (uncredited)
Korrina RicoHollywood Starlet (uncredited)
Vincent RiveraCameraman (uncredited)
Moe RockProtestor (uncredited)
Abe RoglandCIA Senior Agent (uncredited)
Brendan RooneyMarine Cpl. (uncredited)
Seli M. RosePakistani Stewardess (uncredited)
Omid SaeedniaMedia Reporter (uncredited)
Mitchell SalbergPhotographer (uncredited)
Nick SantoroHostage (uncredited)
Christina SardinasProtester (uncredited)
James ShanklinMike Touzani (uncredited)
Brandon SlagleCanadian Embassy Staffer #1 (uncredited)
Dawn SobolewskiThe Female Space Trooper (uncredited)
Rita SolomonIranian Visa Seeker (uncredited)
Sally SpaideFlight Attendant (uncredited)
Ania SpieringGoddess (uncredited)
Michael StaileyChancery Staff (uncredited)
Steven T StantonSound Guy (uncredited)
Stewart Strauss1st A.D. / CIA Agent (uncredited)
Stephen SziblerCIA Agent (uncredited)
Kaveh TaherianHead Table Revolutionary #2 (uncredited)
TeemareeIndia Air Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Anthony TerraccianoWaiter (uncredited)
John H. TobinCIA Agent (uncredited)
Fred TomaBus Driver (uncredited)
Jack TopalianIran Airline Staff (uncredited)
Sunny VachherIranian Protester (uncredited)
Desary VailencourState Secretary (uncredited)
Dennis VelascoIranian Protestor (uncredited)
Rocco VitaliaCIA Pit Team (uncredited)
Mike WallaceSelf (archive footage) (uncredited)
Carol WatrousIranian Passenger (uncredited)
Jeremy Gram WeaverChancery Hostage (uncredited)
Don WhatleyCIA Staff (uncredited)
Xavier WolfBoy in Neighborhood (uncredited)
Rana YamakIranian Kid (uncredited)
Yasmeen YamakIranian Kid (uncredited)
Omid ZaderKomiteh (uncredited)
Rafael ZubizarretaProtestor (uncredited)

*Wizard reads the tag-line*

Wi: “Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1979.”

W: Argo fuck yourself!

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