*The Warlock is on a Skype call getting yelled at by El Brujera in Spanish*
E: Tu maricon, tu miraras Encanto!
W: Por que??
E: Por que yo dije!
W: Si mi amore, te amo.
E: Ahora vete de aqui antes de que te de una bofetada!
W: Pendeja…..
E: Que?????
*Warlock ends the Skype call*
W: Bienvenida mi guardia…….sorry. Welcome to my lair for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Tonight I’m pretty much being forced at gunpoint to watch a Disney movie I normally would be watching with Neyzor Blades….if at all. But since she’s out of town, I gotta watch it alone. Tonight’s movie is the 2021 animated Disney movie ENCANTO. Why am I watching Encanto? Don’t ask. It was the hot Disney movie last year and apparently people quote and sing it daily still. What’s it about? A whole family as magic powers except one and she’s gotta be the one to save the family from disaster. Cheesy Disney movies aren’t my thing and they never were. Remember its been well documented I watched stuff like Terminator and Aliens at the age of 3 so I like something with a kick. Who knows, maybe this will be good. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for ENCANTO.
Written by Lin-Manuel Miranda, Nancy Kruse, Jason Hand, Charise Castro Smith, Byron Howard and Jared Bush
Directed by Charise Castro Smith, Byron Howard and Jared Bush
Cast:
| Stephanie Beatriz | … | Mirabel (voice) | |
| María Cecilia Botero | … | Abuela Alma (voice) | |
| John Leguizamo | … | Bruno (voice) | |
| Mauro Castillo | … | Félix (voice) | |
| Jessica Darrow | … | Luisa (voice) | |
| Angie Cepeda | … | Julieta (voice) | |
| Carolina Gaitan | … | Pepa (voice) (as Carolina Gaitán) | |
| Diane Guerrero | … | Isabela (voice) | |
| Wilmer Valderrama | … | Agustín (voice) | |
| Rhenzy Feliz | … | Camilo (voice) | |
| Ravi Cabot-Conyers | … | Antonio (voice) | |
| Adassa | … | Dolores (voice) | |
| Maluma | … | Mariano (voice) | |
| Rose Portillo | … | Señora Guzmán (voice) | |
| Noemi Josefina Flores | … | Young Mirabel / Town Kid (voice) | |
| Juan Castano | … | Osvaldo (voice) | |
| Sarah-Nicole Robles | … | Señora Ozma (voice) | |
| Hector Elias | … | Old Arturo (voice) | |
| Alan Tudyk | … | Toucan (voice) | |
| Olga Merediz | … | Abuela Alma (singing voice) | |
| Jorge E. Ruiz Cano | … | Tiple Maestro (voice) | |
| Alyssa Bella Candiani | … | Town Kid (voice) | |
| Paisley Herrera | … | Town Kid (voice) (as Paisley Day Herrera) | |
| Brooklyn Skylar Rodriguez | … | Town Kid (voice) | |
| Ezra Rudulph | … | Town Kid (voice) |
*Warlock reads the tag-line*
W: “A Colombian teenage girl has to face the frustration of being the only member of her family without magical powers.”
W: Like Batman in the Justice League
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