<THREE DAYS EARLIER>
*The Warlock is at his computer just finishing a Skype call with Mr. Wallstreet when there’s a knock on his door. Warlock answers it and Darnell The Deliveryman is standing there with a package that has a letter attached. Warlock takes the package and Darnell throws a roundhouse right that Warlock effortlessly ducks under before walking inside. Darnell kicks at the air and leaves*
W: What is this?
*Warlocks opens the letter first and reads it*
W: “Warlock, I always wanted to watch this you, just wish things worked out between us. Enjoy….J”
*Warlock opens the package and its a DVD. He recognizes it and says*
W: I know just the person to watch this with.
<PRESENT DAY>
*The Warlock is in The Grand Wizard’s Palace and is sitting on the couch*
W: Welcome everyone to another special here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. A few days ago Mr. America and I celebrated our seventh anniversary special and tonight is our SIX HUNDRED FIFTYTH episode. The late, great Emer Prevost did 625 and here we are at 650. Tonight, my father and I will be watching one of the best American movies ever made according to a lot of people. That movie is the 1994 crime drama THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION. Way back when we watched Forrest Gump, I mentioned how Gump beat out Shawshank to win Best Picture. Well now I’m gonna find out if this measures up or not. That’s right, I’ve never seen this before. I was supposed to with someone years ago but didn’t, but now I will. For those that don’t know, its based off a Stephen King story about two men in prison that bond over the years and devise a plan to escape. Its got a great cast and Morgan Freeman almost won Best Actor for his performance. So let’s see if this can hang with Forrest Gump. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.
Written by Stephen King and Frank Darabont
Directed by Frank Darabont
Cast:
*Wizard reads the tag-line*
Wi: “Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.”
W: What?