*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing the same Kane shirt from yesterday, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Dr. Pepper and clutching his neck*
W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock*
*Warlock gingerly walks inside*
W: Welcome back to Warlock’s Movie Realm for part two of our See No Evil re-watch. After I was rudely interrupted and attacked last time, I’m not feeling too great.
*Mr. America is in the recliner wearing green camo fatigues, vest and hat along with black combat boots and aviator shades smiling ear to ear*
A: That was awesome, not gonna lie.
W: Yeah laugh it up. Anyway we’re continuing our two part look at the See No Evil series with the sequel, SEE NO EVIL 2.
A: There’s a sequel?
W: I asked the same question. Apparently at the height of Kane’s role in The Authority against Daniel Bryan in 2014, he still had time to make a sequel to See No Evil and this time Danielle Harris with him. So what’s the sequel about? Apparently someone’s having a birthday party and Kane crashes the party.
A: I thought he was dead.
W: Me too. I have a bad feeling about this movie because the first See No Evil was a love letter to the slasher genre of the 80’s but this, this really has no purpose. We’ve already seen Hostel and Hatchet by the time this sequel came out. Worst part is it was direct to video so this wasn’t regarded at all to have a cinema release.
A: This is gonna be a heaping pile of shit.
W: You may be right. But who knows, it may be as good as the original or even better.
A: You’re giving it too much credit.
W: But the only way to find out is to watch it, so grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for SEE NO EVIL 2.
Written by Nathan Brookes and Bobby Lee Darby
Directed by Jen and Sylvia Soska
Cast:
| Glenn Jacobs | … | Jacob Goodnight (as Glenn ‘Kane’ Jacobs) | |
| Danielle Harris | … | Amy | |
| Katharine Isabelle | … | Tamara | |
| Chelan Simmons | … | Kayla | |
| Kaj-Erik Eriksen | … | Seth | |
| Greyston Holt | … | Will | |
| Lee Majdoub | … | Carter | |
| Michael Eklund | … | Holden | |
| Reese Alexander | … | EMT #1 | |
| Kelly-Ruth Mercier | … | EMT #2 | |
| Lynn Colliar | … | News Reporter | |
| Nancy Amelia Bell | … | Jacob’s Mother (as Nancy Bell) | |
| Christina Vidal | … | Christine (archive footage) | |
| Samantha Noble | … | Kira (archive footage) | |
| Steven Vidler | … | Williams (archive footage) | |
| Cecily Polson | … | Margaret (archive footage) | |
| Tiffany Lamb | … | Hannah (archive footage) | |
| Sam Cotton | … | Young Jacob (archive footage) | |
| Zoe Ventoura | … | Eyeless Woman (archive footage) | |
| Annalise Woods | … | Young Girl (archive footage) (as Annaliese Woods) | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Craig Horner | … | Ritchie (uncredited) | |
| Penny McNamee | … | Melissa (uncredited) | |
| Michael J. Pagan | … | Tye (uncredited) | |
| Luke Pegler | … | Michael (uncredited) | |
| Jen Soska | … | Corpse (uncredited) | |
| Sylvia Soska | … | Corpse (uncredited) | |
| Mikhael Wilder | … | Russell (uncredited) |
*Warlock reads the tag-line*
W: “An undertaker’s birthday party is interrupted when Jacob Goodnight rises from the dead and proceeds to terrorize her and her friends.”
A: Oh god.
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