647. Free Guy (2021)

*The Warlock is on the right side of the couch playing Fallout 4 on PS4 with Neyz in the recliner and Mr. America on the left side coaching him on*

A. Watch the mirelurks.

W: I can see them just fine, thank you.

A: MIRELURK QUEEN!

W: Sonovabitch, where’s my Fat Man?

A: What’s Codsworth doing?

W: Not helping, that’s what.

N: You guys are taking this stuff way too seriously.

*America and Warlock both snap their heads back and give Neyz dirty looks*

N: What movie were we supposed to watch anyway?

W: Oh yeah….I forgot.

A: You can’t quit now, we got Spectacle Island to clean out.

W: We can do it after the movie.

A: What movie?

W: Speaking of video games, we’re going to watch FREE GUY!

A: The Ryan Reynolds movie?

*Warlock pauses the PS4 and puts on the movie*

W: For those that don’t know, FREE GUY is a video game movie that takes a look at the life of a Non-Playable Character and how he’s had enough of being one. Unlike Wreck It Ralph where it focuses on video game characters treating life as a job, these are characters that don’t know they’re in a game. The first time I saw it in theaters it was awesome, so I’m expecting it to be awesome again. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for FREE GUY.

Written by Zak Penn and Matt Lieberman

Directed by Shawn Levy

Cast:

Ryan ReynoldsGuy
Jodie ComerMillie / Molotovgirl
Lil Rel HoweryBuddy
Joe KeeryKeys
Utkarsh AmbudkarMouser
Taika WaititiAntwan
Channing TatumRevenjamin Buttons
Aaron W ReedDude (as Aaron Reed)
Britne OldfordBarista
Camille KostekBombshell
Mark LainerHostage
Mike DevineOfficer Johnny
Sophie LevyBig City Dreamer
Vernon ScottBank Manager
Naheem GarciaConvenience Store Owner Joe
Anabel GraetzCat Lady Phyllis
Ric PlamencoIce Cream Vendor
Kenneth IsraelBusinessman
Michael MalvestiNewsstand Vendor
Colin AllenShoe Store Clerk
Michael TowRain Man
Hugh JackmanMasked Player in Alley (voice)
Dwayne JohnsonBank Robber #2 (voice)
Tina FeyVacuuming Mom (voice)
John KrasinskiSilhouetted Gamer (voice)
Chris EvansChris Evans
Alex TrebekAlex Trebek
Lara SpencerLara Spencer
Matty CardaropleKeith, the 22-Year-Old Gamer
Jonathan De AzevedoJonathan
Destiny ClaymoreArt Nerd (as Destiny ‘Claymore’ McCottrell)
Tyler BlevinsNinja (as Tyler ‘Ninja’ Blevins)
Imane ‘Pokimane’ AnysPokimane (as Imane Anys)
Lannan EacottLazarbeam
Seán McLoughlinJacksepticeye (as Seán William McLoughlin)
Daniel MiddletonDanTDM
Charlotte LevyTween Gamer Girl
Colette LevyFoul-Mouthed Little Sister
Mariama CondéTeenage Girl (as Mariama Conde)
Olivia Z CoteTeenage Girl
Ryan DoyleTeenage Boy
Bob GilliamFree City News Anchor (as Bobby Gilliam)
Terri SchwartzIGN Reporter
Eugene NomuraJapanese Reporter
Euri NomuraHinata
Octavia Chavez-RichmondReal World Coffee Shop Server
Raj JawaQuad-Screen Gamer
Charlie LehmerQuad-Screen Gamer
Elainy MataQuad-Screen Gamer
Jack McLaglenQuad-Screen Gamer
Jose Guns AlvesSoonami Security Guard
Minh-Anh DaySoonami Employee
Ella FariaAustrian Female Gamer
Francisco MarquezBank Robber #1
Owen BurkeBank Robber #2
Timothy SmithBank Robber #3
Justin JohnstonBank Robber #4
Patrick Vincent CurranMasked Player in Alley
Lily Steven20-Year-Old Female Gamer
Gabrielle Lorthe20-Year-Old Female Gamer
Briana Mitchell20-Year-Old Female Gamer
Rosario CorsoSilhouetted Gamer
Regina TaufenVacuuming Mom
Liam CamposKid Gamer
Piper AcordContestant
Brett SchneiderContestant
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Lin HultSpecialty Non Playable Character (as Lin Hultgren)
C.G. AlexanderBusiness Man NPC (uncredited)
Al Saif AlshadRasel (uncredited)
Nelson AquinoCoffee Shop NPC (uncredited)
Domenic ArduinoSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Jeff AvigianPolice Officer (uncredited)
Ralph AyalaSecurity NPC (uncredited)
Michael Balzano IIIBank Business Man NPC (uncredited)
Jeff BouffardPolice Officer NPC (uncredited)
Joshua BrownPedestrian (uncredited)
Ben BunnagSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Deanna BuonomoStreet NPC (uncredited)
Jamaal BurcherMaintenance Man (uncredited)
Cheryl BurchfieldShubuya Street Pedestrian (uncredited)
Christian CibottiTaxi Driver (uncredited)
Isabelle Jeanne CotneySoonami Tech (uncredited)
Joey CourteauBounty Hunter Avatar (uncredited)
Marisa DeFrancoNPC (uncredited)
Janelle FeigleyJogger (uncredited)
Tait FletcherViking Warrior / Security (uncredited)
Meg FoxAvatar / NPC Motorcyclist (uncredited)
Russell J. GannonCoffee Shop NPC (uncredited)
Heidi GarrowAvatar / NPC (uncredited)
Omar Moustafa GhonimCarjacking Victim (uncredited)
Brett GirardDancing Cowboy Avatar (uncredited)
Elaine Victoria GreyBusiness Atmos (uncredited)
Shannon HartmanFemale Game Reporter (uncredited)
Lizzie HavocAvatar (uncredited)
Matthew HayesGame Reporter (uncredited)
Kimberly HoweBlue Avatar (uncredited)
Anthony JonReal World Guy (uncredited)
Emma JonnzEmma (uncredited)
Patrick KeeffeSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Nate KillianSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Nikki KimSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Laurie KwiatkowskiHomeless Woman (uncredited)
Martin LeeBartender (uncredited)
Michael MarchandFire Fighter (uncredited)
Derek MellorStreet NPC (uncredited)
Adrian M. MompointAvatar (uncredited)
Chela MorinTsunami Tech (uncredited)
Fady NaguibJordan (uncredited)
Cassidy NealPolice Officer NPC (uncredited)
Ej NeriSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Jonathan NevesCyclist (uncredited)
Joseph OliveiraBartender (uncredited)
Levon PanekAvatar (uncredited)
Kelly PokrywkaPreppy Girl NPC (uncredited)
Nathan PorterCyclist (uncredited)
Leah ProcitoBank Teller (uncredited)
Jeannine ReardonReal World Street Pedestrian / Coffee Shop Patron (uncredited)
Ethan RodgersSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Rodrigo SantosStorm Trooper Avatar (uncredited)
Jordan Sartor-FrancisWorkout Brad (uncredited)
Brandon ScalesBusinessman NPC (uncredited)
Austin SimoneTsunami Security Guard (uncredited)
David Arthur SousaHomeless Man (uncredited)
Kailey SumnerSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Alyssa TalbotSoonami Tech (uncredited)
Anastasia TsikhanavaAvatar (uncredited)
Stephanie VachonReal World Girl (uncredited)
Ian WallaceVideo Game Reporter (uncredited)
Kaitlyn WebsterAvatar (uncredited)
Madison WilsonSoonami Tech (uncredited)
JJ WrightBus Driver (uncredited)
Vanessa ZamarripaMugger (uncredited)

*Neyz reads the tag-line*

N: “A bank teller discovers that he’s actually an NPC inside a brutal, open world video game.”

W: That’s definitely an interesting concept.

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