*The Warlock is walking down Hell’s Highway holding hands with Lucinda*
L: You’re really playing with fire continuing to see me.
*Warlock flicks his right wrist and fire appears*
L: You smart ass.
*Warlock closes his hand*
W: Well I could do something for you and Lou.
L: Like what?
W: Got any suggestions of what I can watch?
*Lucinda giggles*
L: Actually, yes. There is something Lou gets a kick out of.
W: What’s that?
L: Making fun of Christian propaganda movies.
W: They have those?
L: Yeah, you didn’t know?
W: Yes, because when you think Christian or Catholic you think of warlocks.
L: Well anyway, there’s one movie in particular that’s up your alley.
W: Spill it.
L: Its called, ROCK: ITS YOUR DECISION.
W: I’ve heard of that, Emer Prevost did a reaction for that. Isn’t it about rock music?
L: Look it up.
W: Thanks Lucinda
*They kiss and then Warlock hops back in his car heading home. He pulls out a cell phone and calls Mr. Wallstreet*
Wall: Yeah?
War: I need you to send me a movie.
Wall: What now?
War: Its called ROCK: ITS YOUR DECISION.
Wall: What is that?
War: Its a Christian propaganda movie.
Wall: Seriously?
War: Just do it.
Wall: Fine.
*Warlock drives home, just before he’s about to exit the car Wallstreet calls him back*
War: What?
Wall: Done.
War: What do you mean done?
Wall: Its sent.
War: Already?
Wall: Dude, I found it on Youtube. You can download it or watch it yourself.
War: Oh…okay, thanks for the tip.
*Warlock walks into The Lair. Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*
Neyz: Where have you been?
War: Wallstreet sent me a movie link, we’re going to watch it.
Neyz: Another movie?
War: Give me a sec.
*Warlock boots up his laptop, then reads the description of the movie before laughing hysterically.
Neyz: What’s your problem?
*Warlock turns to the camera*
W: Welcome to The Lair for an impromptu movie session here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. The late great Emer Prevost once covered two Christian propaganda movies and tonight we’re going to be doing one of them ourselves. Tonight’s movie is the 1982 movie ROCK: ITS YOUR DECISION.
N: Didn’t Emer make fun of that?
W: Yup, and now its our turn. For those that don’t know, the Christian church decided to put out a 50 minute movie back in 82 about the dangers of rock music. From everyone I’ve ever spoken too, its unintentionally hilarious. Apparently we’re in store for a hit piece on rock music. The sad part is this was filmed in 1982 before any of the LA metal bands got famous. So we’re not going to see Motley Crue, Ratt, Slayer, Metallica, Megadeath or Anthrax. However, it’ll be interesting to see what songs or records will be shown even if they’re supposedly set in a negative light.
N: This sounds horrible.
W: Oh it should be. The bad news is its going to suck, the good news is its only 50 minutes long so it’ll be short-lived. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for ROCK: ITS YOUR DECISION.
Written by Karen Richardson
Directed by John Taylor
Cast:
| Ty Taylor | … | Jeff Simms | |
| Laura Branscum | |||
| Steve Wedan | … | Pastor Jim Owen | |
| Glenn Williams | |||
| Peggy Griner | |||
| Terry Greenwood |
*Neyz reads the tag-line*
N: “A young man’s parents and pastor force him to go without rock music for two weeks, and as a result he discovers how rock music is a tool of Satan to control people.”
W: You can’t be serious.
N: Wowwwww.
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