635. Who Shot Pat (1989)

*The Warlock is already in his lair in front of the TV looking demonic*

W: Welcome to the lair and I don’t have time for pleasantries so I’ll keep this short. Remember that abortion of a movie I watched called Hangmen which was Sandra Bullock’s first movie? Well tonight we’re going to watch the second movie she was in. The now 25 year old Sandra starred in the hour and 43 minute drama WHO SHOT PAT? What’s this about, its 1950’s Brooklyn and one of the high schools has integrated to the response you’d expect. Pretty much Remember The Titans without any football and somebody gets shot apparently. This movie has two things going against it as its another one of those badly shot B movies and its only rated 4.1 out of 10 on IMDB. Still, the last Bullock movie I saw was horrible and I doubt this will be any worse. It may be bad but I’m not expecting THAT bad. Who knows, maybe it’ll surprise me so let’s see how this turns out. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for WHO SHOT PAT?

Written by Halle and Robert Brooks

Directed by Robert Brooks

Cast:

David Edwin KnightBic Bickham
Sandra BullockDevlin Moran
Kevin OttoMark Bickham
Aaron IngramCougar
Brad RandallPatakango
Chris CardonaFreddie
Michael PuzzoGoldie
Christopher CreanTony
Gregg Marc MillerVinnie
Damon ChandlerMr. Donnelly
Bridget FogleMitsy
Phil RosenthalPrincipal
Clint JordanRicky (Dick)
Ella AroloviMarianna
Nicholas ReinerCarmen
Ben DiGregorioDetective Levy
Mark DavenportDetective Driskill
Timothy OmanDelmore Schwartz
Jim FlanaganMr. Bickham
Joyce Ellen HillMrs. Bickham
Allison EikerenPaula
Colette JacksonEllen
Jessica TuckTish
Gloria DarpinoFrances
Cheryl HendricksTheresa
Sean GranadosThe Students #1
Marvin PaigeThe Students #2
Greg JonesThe Students #3
Dante PooleThe Students #4
Daniel ChacePeter
Inaya Jafan DavisJiffy (as Jifan Davis)
Jerome BrennerMr. Dorf
Allison JanneyMiss Penny
Beulah W. WarshawMiss Drake
Gary McNeillDice Player
Henry PaulDice Player
Anthony PulciniDagger (as Tony Ricci)
Amos KamilDagger’s Friend
George GerardDagger’s Friend / Peter Penzy
Paul EagleSal
Martha ThompsonCandy Store Girl
Carol CrespoCandy Store Girl
Sarah WatchmanCandy Store Girl
Nancy TempleCandy Store Girl
Jo TwissHygiene Teacher
Vincent J. MazellaPortugese Brother
Alexis BerriosPortugese Brother
Ross HainesPrecinct Police
Lionel DriskillPrecinct Police
Tom CavanaughPrecinct Police (as Tom Cavanaugh)
Greg TomeTech Boy
Louis MartinezTech Boy
Paul BorgheseChico – Fordham Baldie
Ken RainerBaldie
Jamie AronsonBaldie
Loius CarlinoBaldie
Gregory TobiasBaldie
Arlene MatanGirl on Park Bench
ShawnaGirl on Park Bench
Kathy DunseithGirl on Park Bench
James TerpisPolice in Pursuit
Jim LynchPolice in Pursuit
Donald OwensExtra
Shirley SalomonStudent in Knife fight
Regine SalomonStudent
Thoola MontoulbanExtra
Marilyn ChambersExtra
Vicki DussockExtra
Michelle McCreaExtra
Lisa Beth KovetzExtra
Rudy GarbuttExtra
Jeffrey LoristonExtra
Burt SwanneyExtra
Darren BoonoExtra
Gordon RobinsonExtra
Nicole PowellExtra
Karlyma Jo NelsonExtra
Dereck SpearsonExtra
Paul ChopruExtra
Melanie HildebrandtExtra
Michael ScavoneExtra
Meredith WechterExtra
Michele RogoskyExtra
Melissa HansonExtra
Ken WilsonExtra
Robert FlorioExtra
Gene FilipponeExtra
Richard HarlowExtra
Gabriel AmorExtra
Alex BondyExtra
Yolanda ReynoldsExtra
James Mathis IIIExtra (as James C. Mathis III)
Edwardo MoiseExtra
Marsha GuerrierExtra
Wendel JohnsonExtra
Renshaw GreeneExtra
Bruce DiosExtra
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Thomas C. MaginnisYoung Bic (as Tommy Maginnis)
Patrick G. KeenanHoodlum (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “A coming-of-age tale set in Brooklyn during the late ’50s which centers around the high school life of a group of teens that have to deal with racial tensions at their interracial vocational high school.”

W: Like I said, Remember The Titans without the football.

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