602. The Winning of Barbara Worth (1926)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s holding a golden chalice of Barq’s Root Beer and wearing a black leather jacket, ManDeLorean t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and Gargoyle shades*

W: Welcome to my lair…..welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock levitates before walking inside*

W: Welcome back to Public Domain Day part 2. For those that missed it yesterday, as of January 1st a whole bunch of movies entered Public Domain for free and fair use by anyone. After Don Juan was fun to sit through for an hour and 52 minutes, today’s movie will be the hour and 29 minute romantic THE WINNING OF BARBARA WORTH. What’s this about? I have absolutely no idea. The only actor I recognize in it is Gary Cooper who a year from this point will be in the very first Best Picture winning Wings. But that’s a different winning than today.

<Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch>

W: The movie is rated 7 out of 10 on IMDB so I hope at least its quick to sit through. As with any other silent movie there will be no dialogue so we’re going to have to rely on title cards and music to tell the story. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for THE WINNING OF BARBARA WORTH.

Directed by Henry King

Written by Harold Bell Wright, Frances Marion, Rupert Hughes and Lenore J Coffee

Cast:

Ronald ColmanWillard Holmes
Vilma BánkyBarbara Worth
Gary CooperAbe Lee
Charles LaneJefferson Worth
Paul McAllisterThe Seer
E.J. RatcliffeJames Greenfield
Clyde CookTex
Erwin ConnellyPat Mooney
Ed BradyMcDonald
Sammy BlumHorace Blanton
Fred EsmeltonGeorge Cartwright
William PattonLittle Rosebud- A Black Child
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Odel ConleyMinor Role
Ray CahillMinor Role (uncredited)
Carmencita JohnsonBarbara Worth as a Child (uncredited)
Paul KoserisMinor Role (uncredited)
Lawrence LangMinor Role (uncredited)
Buddy McNealAbe Lee as a Child (uncredited)
Joey OlaetaMinor Role (uncredited)
W.H. OrtonMinor Role (uncredited)
Albert SmithMinor Role (uncredited)
Virgil SmithMinor Role (uncredited)
Glen WaltersTall Flirty Woman at Dance (uncredited)
Edith WellsMinor Role (uncredited)
Henry WellsBoy (uncredited)
Margaret WellsGirl (uncredited)
Clarence WilsonBarber (uncredited)
P.H. WolfMinor Role (uncredited)
Jack WycoffeMinor Role (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “While building an irrigation system for a Southwestern desert community, an engineer vies with a local cowboy for the affections of a rancher’s daughter.”

W: Why do I have the feeling this is going to suck?

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