*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a black leather jacket, Aliens t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Barq’s Root Beer*
W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.
*Warlock shoots fire into the sky then walks inside*
W: We are counting down to a landmark event here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. We are just three movies away from episode SEVEN HUNDRED. That’s right, 8 1/2 years ago we started Warlock’s Movie Realm and its taken this long to get to episode 700 due to a lot of factors over the years. But, we’re here now and we’re going to watch a movie I should have done nearly eight years ago.
*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*
N: Get on with it!
W: As you all remember, back when I did NCIS Appreciation Month in June 2016 one of the movies I watched was National Treasure. I said I was going to do the sequel some day and that day is now. In third place for episode 700 is the 2007 faux-historical drama NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS.
*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*
W: So what’s the secret about? Apparently Nicolas Cage’s ancestor is revealed to be involved in the killing of Abraham Lincoln and Cage has to race against Ed Harris to prove his ancestor’s innocence. The first National Treasure was awesome so this might be great too. Its got most of the original cast and if its anything like the first, it should be a fun watch. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS.
Written by Marianne Wibberley, Cormac Wibberley and Gregory Poirier
Directed by Jon Turteltaub
Cast:
*Neyz reads the tag-line*
N: “Benjamin Gates must follow a clue left in John Wilkes Booth’s diary to prove his ancestor’s innocence in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
W: What does Cage have to do with Lincoln??
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