666. The Omen (1976)

*The Warlock is in his lair reading an old Nintendo Power on the couch with Mr. America in the recliner cleaning his sidearm .45 when all of a sudden the ground starts to rumble*

America: Was that you?

Warlock: No…..

*America barrel rolls over the recliner and looks around, aiming the sidearm everywhere*

A: Those damn Demonic Toys are back aren’t they?

*Warlock rises from the couch and flicks his wrist to make flame appear*

W: It cant be…I thought we were done with those fools.

*the ground rumbles again*

W: Oh wait….I know what that is.

*Warlock goes upstairs as America looks around confused*

A: Oh no, don’t tell me, another damn movie?

*Warlock comes down a minute later carrying a blu-ray*

A: I should have known.

W: Know what today is?

A: What?

W: Last episode was 665, this is episode 666.

*The ground rumbles again*

A: You gotta be kidding me.

*Warlock turns to the camera and says*

W: Welcome everyone to a special episode of Warlock’s Movie Realm. As amazing as it sounds, we’ve done 665 episodes and tonight we will watch a special movie for episode 666. Its only fair if we’re going to be dancing with the devil by the pale moon light that we watch the 1976 horror classic THE OMEN!

A: Wait, all this for a movie? Oh no, I’m not in the mood for the Demonic Toys to make a comeback. I’ll catch you later.

*America goes to leave the lair*

W: You’re not going anywhere, it may have planes.

*American sits right back down*

W: Anyway for those that don’t know, THE OMEN came out in 1976 directed by Richard Donner and its all about the possible son of Satan. Gregory Peck plays the lead in this one and its also got David Warner as well. Now I’ve never seen the original but I saw the remake in theaters and caught the hilarious SNL parody The Ointment so I got the gist of what’s supposed to happen here. Let’s see if the original is any good, grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for THE OMEN.

Written by David Seltzer

Directed by Richard Donner

Cast:

Gregory Peck	…	Robert Thorn
	Lee Remick	…	Katherine Thorn
	David Warner	…	Jennings
	Billie Whitelaw	…	Mrs. Baylock
	Harvey Stephens	…	Damien
	Patrick Troughton	…	Father Brennan
	Martin Benson	…	Father Spiletto
	Robert Rietty	…	Monk
	Tommy Duggan	…	Priest
	John Stride	…	The Psychiatrist
	Anthony Nicholls	…	Dr. Becker
	Holly Palance	…	Nanny
	Roy Boyd	…	Reporter
	Freda Dowie	…	Nun
	Sheila Raynor	…	Mrs. Horton
	Robert MacLeod	…	Horton
	Bruce Boa	…	Thorn’s Aide
	Don Fellows	…	Thorn’s Second Aide
	Patrick McAlinney	…	Photographer
	Dawn Perllman	…	Chambermaid
	Nancy Manningham	…	Nurse
	Miki Iveria	…	First Nun
	Betty McDowall	…	American Secretary
	Nicholas Campbell	…	Marine
	Burnell Tucker	…	Secret Service Man
	Ronald Leigh-Hunt	…	Gentleman at Rugby Match
	Guglielmo Spoletini	…	Italian Taxi Driver
	Ya’ackov Banai	…	Arab (as Yakov Banai)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Ann Barrass	…	Guest at Damien’s Birthday Party (uncredited)
	Mark Baxter	…	Boy (uncredited)
	Harvey Bernhard	…	Man Walking Across Street (uncredited)
	Mary Burleigh	…	Rugby Match Spectator (uncredited)
	Michael Byrne	…	Monk (uncredited)
	Shirley English	…	Rugby Match Spectator (uncredited)
	Victor Harrington	…	Monk (uncredited)
	Suzanne Heimer	…	Rugby Match Spectator (uncredited)
	Juba Kennerley	…	Rugby Match Spectator (uncredited)
	Michael Leader	…	Rugby Match Spectator (uncredited)
	Leo McKern	…	Carl Bugenhagen (uncredited)
	Noel O’Connell	…	Damien (uncredited)
	Bill Reimbold	…	General (uncredited)
	Adam Rhodes	…	Child at Party (uncredited)
	Pat Ryan	…	Rugby Match Spectator (uncredited)
	Massimo Serato	…	Man at gas station (uncredited)
	Tina Simmons	…	U.S. Embassy Official (uncredited)
	Christine Spooner	…	Funeral Mourner (uncredited)
	Damian John Spooner	…	Boy at Top of Slide (uncredited)
	Guy Standeven	…	Military Type At Damien’s Party (uncredited)
	Trevor Wedlock	…	Man Buying Ice Cream at Safari Park (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “Mysterious deaths surround an American ambassador. Could the child that he is raising actually be the Antichrist? The Devil’s own son?”

W: Look out Gregory Peck!