*The Warlock is at The Base wearing a black leather jacket, black t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a can of Pepsi*
W: Welcome to The Base for a long overdue commentary on a movie I’ve wanted to see for almost three years now.
*Mr. America is in his recliner wearing white cammo fatigues, vest and hat along with black combat boots and aviator shades*
A: You and me both.
W: What’s that tell you when Mr. Pessimist over here is looking forward to tonight’s movie?
A: Just tell them what it is.
W: Back in August of 2018, we did Emer Prevost Tribute Month where we watched 31 movies Emer covered on Reaction & Review before his untimely death in 2017. One of those movies was the brainless classic Machete. Tonight, we finally get around to doing the sequel, MACHETE KILLS.
*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*
W: Machete was a mindless, popcorn action movie that was really fun to watch. A few years later they made a sequel with Mel Gibson as the villain. Hopefully this will be just as good as the first and possibly better. It could also fall off a cliff badly like with other sequels I know. The only way to find out if it tops, equals or is worse than Machete is to watch it. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for MACHETE KILLS.
Written by Kyle Ward, Marcel & Robert Rodriguez
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Cast:
*The Warlock reads the tagline*
W: “The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.”
A: Outer space??
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