*The Warlock opens the door to his lair wearing a black tuxedo and holding a glass of Pepsi*
W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.
*Warlock levitates and walks inside*
W: As everyone knows…..C.O.D.A. was the winner of Best Picture last night. Keeping with tradition, first the accolades. Troy Kotsur won Best Supporting Actor and the movie won Best Adaptation. Now for the competition, C.O.D.A. beat out the remake of West Side Story, The Power of The Dog, Nightmare Alley, Licorice Pizza, King Richard, Dune, Drive My Car, Don’t Look Up and Belfast. Apart from Dune, I’ve never heard of any of them so once again the Oscar’s are full of baloney. So what’s this movie about? A child of deaf adults (coda) has to choose between saving her deaf parents fishing company or go to Berklee. As with most Best Pictures that have come out in the last 10 years, its probably not even close to as good as some of the other movies I’ve seen from last year in theaters. But, I’m willing to give it a chance.
*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*
W: Amazing how after tonight, I will once again have seen every Best Picture winner that’s ever come out. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for C.O.D.A.
Written by Thomas Bidegain, Eric Lartigau, Stanislas Carre de Malberg, Victoria Bedos and Sian Heder
Directed by Sian Heder
Cast:
*Warlock reads the tag-line*
W: “As a CODA (Child of Deaf Adults) Ruby is the only hearing person in her deaf family. When the family’s fishing business is threatened, Ruby finds herself torn between pursuing her passion at Berklee College of Music and her fear of abandoning her parents.”
W: Gee, wonder what she’s going to do.