616. Remember Me (2022)

*The Warlock and Thug D are in D’s palace with both of them looking half dead on the couch*

D: This sucks.

W: I know…there’s nothing to watch.

*Warlock getts a Skype call from Mr. Wallstreet*

W: What in satan’s fire does he want?

*Warlock answers*

W: Yes, Mr. Wallstreet.

Wa: Sorry to interrupt whatever you’re doing but I got a really bad movie for you to watch.

*D rolls his eyes*

D: Why do they always have to be bad?

Wa: Wait, is that Thug D? I thought you were with Mr. America.

W: Not today, young fella. What have you got for me?

Wa: Thankfully its free, I’m sending you the link now.

*Wallstreet ends the call and Warlock’s phone pings*

W: Shall we even bother with this?

D: What the hell, we got nothing better to do. How bad could it be?

*Warlock just stares at him*

W: Driller Killer, Spirit Hunter La Llorona, The Manor, Basket Case 3…..it can get BAD.

D: What are we watching then?

*Warlock looks at his phone and picks up the remote. He puts on a specific app and finds it*

W: Welcome to Thug D’s palace for an impromptu session of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Today Thug D and I are checking out a British horror suspense movie that just came out last month called REMEMBER ME.

D: What’s it about?

W: A woman named Rose wakes up in a bed unable to walk or remember her life and is cared for by her mother. She quickly realizes not everything is as it seems.

D: That doesn’t sound too promising.

W: Oh it gets worse, its rated 3.9 out of 10 on IMDB.

D: Now I’m really dreading it.

W: Who knows, maybe it’ll be good? Realistically maybe its so bad its laughably bad. Either way the only way to find out is to watch. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for REMEMBER ME.

Written by Robert Dunn and Christopher Jolley.

Directed by Christopher Jolley

Cast:

Eleanor BurkeRose
Jeanie GoldMum
Hashim Tariq BhatJhonny
Penelope ReadMother
Joe EasonJamie (as Joseph Eason)
Carly JolleyClara
Mike ZepherDad
Samuel JolleyYoung Jamie

*Thug D reads the tag-line*

D: “Rose awakes in an unknown house following a serious car accident with memory loss and no ability to walk. Her Mother and boyfriend are there to help her. Rose wants to piece together her life before the accident. All is not what it seems.”

W: Oh god…that does sound dumb.

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