<When we last left off The Warlock and Mr. America had freed The Grand Wizard and he revealed that Neyzor Blades is the only one left trapped inside. Warlock is pacing back and forth in the lair looking at the PS5>
A: Pacing isn’t going to bring Neyz back.
W: Something doesn’t feel right.
A: You said that the last time. What doesn’t feel right?
W: The Demonic Toys wouldn’t give them up this easily. Did they think we weren’t going to watch these movies?
A: I didn’t think we would either. When you said we were finishing the S.O.F. Project I was shocked.
W: Remember, the first disc freed our friends that had been trapped a while. The Toys probably didn’t even realize it until they were freed. That’s when they went after our crew. Now there’s one left.
A: Well don’t just talk, get to the damn movie!
W: Fine.
A: Which one?
W: SHE DEMONS.
A: What the hell?
*Warlock turns to the camera*
W: Welcome to the final stages of the S.O.F. Project here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. What started back in January 2005 ends almost 19 years later as there are just three movies left to go. The scoreboard reads Mr. America in the lead with a two point lead over Mr. Wallstreet and I with three to go. Tonight’s movie is the 1958 horror movie SHE DEMONS!
*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*
W: What the hell is SHE DEMONS? Its one of those B movies from the late 1950’s that Stephen King used to watch with his friends, exactly like we’re doing now. What is the movie about? Get this….years before Gilligan’s Island, a group of shipwrecked survivors of a pleasure cruise wash ashore of an island inhabited by demons and nazis.
A: Nazis??
W: That’s what I’m reading here. Once again, movie quality is out the window as we’re looking for body count. When nazis are involved, you know someone’s gonna bite it. The movie clocks in at just 77 minutes so if it sucks, at least it’ll be short. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for SHE DEMONS.
Written by Richard Cunha and H.E. Barrie
Directed by Richard Cunha
Cast:
*America reads the tag-line*
A: “From beauty to BEAST!”
W: This is going to really, really suck.
<When the movie is over>
W: That was……I have no words.
A: So I’m still in the lead?
W: Yeah, and now Mr. Wallstreet and I are down by 1 with 2 movies left.
A: Time for the pulse pounding finish.
W: Yup….now where’s that green cloud?
*All of a sudden the Demonic Toys burst from the nearby closet*
W: FUCK!
*America aims his carbine rifle and Warlock flicks both his wrists to make fire appear. Oopsy Daisy just laughs with Jack Attack, Grizzly Teddy and Mr. Static in the background*
Oopsy: Relax you assholes, if we wanted to kill you we would have done it already. We have something you’d want to see. Come with us…..unless you want your precious friends to die.
*The portal opens in the closet and the Toys jump through*
A: You asshole, we gotta seal that thing.
W: Stay frosty, we have no idea what’s on the other side of that portal. We’ll do it when we get back.
A: Yeah, could be very dangerous, you go first!
*Warlock walks through the portal as does America. They are taken to Hell itself with fire and lava everywhere. The sounds of souls wailing and demons lurking about fills the air as Warlock and America walk down a path following the Toys*
W: If they’re already dead I’m going to be very upset.
Oopsy: Shut up, if they were already dead there’d be no fun.
*Oopsy leads to a cave like end to one of the paths and they walk through. They’re led to a big room where Neyzor Blades, Lucinda and Mr. Wallstreet are chained up on the wall*
A: Wallstreet!
Oopsy: You raise that gun they’re dead.
A: What’s he doing there?
W: Yeah, he was safe in The Lair.
Oopsy: He was…..till he saw there was nobody home and went to The Base.
A: You are an utter moron, Warlock.
W: Alright, let’s get down to business. What do you want?
Oopsy: Right to the point huh? Its simple, we want you.
W: All because of Lucinda?
Oopsy: The boss doesn’t take too kindly to someone stealing his wife, even if it is the kind of behavior normalized down here.
W: Fine, then let everyone go and take me.
Oopsy: Where’s the fun in that? You’re gonna have to make a choice of who lives and who dies.
W: Or you could bring me to Lou and we can settle this one on one.
Oopsy: The boss sent us to handle you and we’re going to do this.
W: How about its you that die.
*Warlock nods at America and America raises his rifle at Jack Attack. Warlock prepares a fireball*
Oopsy: Ha, are you two fucking stupid? We’re in Hell already. We can’t die.
W: Have you ever died down here before?
*Oopsy hesitates for a second*
W: Ah, there we go. Your souls may be dead but your toy bodies are still inhabited by them. You never know, you could end up in Heaven if we kill you here. You want to take that risk? Tell you what, let Neyz go and then we’ll play your game.
Oopsy: No, I got a better plan.
*Wallstreet disappears into a green cloud leaving Lucinda and Neyz remaining*
Oopsy: Since you finished that last movie, you were due to free a soul so we just freed a soul. We never said it had to be your girl there.
W: What’s your game then?
Oopsy: Like I said, choose who lives or dies.
A: That would be the easiest decision ever? Who the hell is the other woman?
W: No, I see what they’re doing. If I choose Neyz, they kill Lucinda and we have no idea where her soul ends up. If I choose Lucinda, they kill Neyz and she ends up here forever. Lucinda would never forgive me if I let her die and she ends up right back here.
Oopsy: Make your choice.
*Warlock thinks for a second*
W: Actually, I have a better idea.
*Warlock levitates*
Oopsy: What the fuck are you doing?
A: Yeah really.
*Suddenly a portal appears*
A: What?
Oopsy: How’d you do that?
W: Let’s go!
*Warlock runs and jumps through the portal and America follows. They’re actually at The Grand Wizard’s Palace*
A: Would you mind explaining why we just left Neyz there?
W: The choice is mine right?
A: Yeah.
W: Meaning they can’t do shit, its up to me. If we finish the Project, we can free them both. We have two movies left, that’s Lucinda and Neyz.
A: I think I see what you have in mind.
W: But first….
*Warlock levitates and the portal closes*
A: Hey wait, why’d you do that? The movies are back at The Base.
*Warlock levitates even higher and a blue wave flashes over the Palace*
A: What’s with the light show?
*Warlock lowers back down as The Grand Wizard walks out of his Palace*
Wizard: What the hell was that?
W: Sorry, I had to seal the Portal shut. Now they’ll never be able to come through here. Say….can you give us a ride?
<TO BE CONTINUED>
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