631. Infinite (2021)

*Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Roman Reigns bloodline t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Dr. Pepper*

W: Welcome to my lair….welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock shoots a lightning bolt and walks inside*

W: Since we’re on a roll of movies that are actually relevant not counting the first Beavis and Butthead….which was only to set up the brand new movie coming out, we may as well stay recent. Mr. Wallstreet may be out of a job soon because why wait three days for DVDs when you can stream them on your own time? Especially when they’re free like tonight’s movie….provided you paid for the app of course.

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: Tonight’s movie I randomly picked will be the 2021 fantasy action movie INFINITE. Apparently Marky Mark figures out the dreams he’s been having aren’t dreams, they’re memories from a past life. The movie is based on a book my father actually owns called The Reincarnationist Papers but the bad news is he said the book sucked. More bad news is this is rated just 5.4 on IMDB which means a lot of people think its simply “meh”. Since I never cared for what the critics think, I’ll give this one a shot. Marky Mark movies usually don’t suck puke as Kato Kaelin would say and mindless action is never a bad thing. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for INFINITE.

Written by D Eric Maikranz, Todd Stein and Ian Shorr

Directed by Antoine Fuqua

Cast:

Mark Wahlberg	…	Evan McCauley
	Chiwetel Ejiofor	…	Bathurst 2020
	Sophie Cookson	…	Nora Brightman
	Dylan O’Brien	…	Treadway
	Jason Mantzoukas	…	Artisan
	Rupert Friend	…	Bathurst 1985
	Toby Jones	…	Porter
	Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson	…	Kovic
	Liz Carr	…	Garrick
	Kae Alexander	…	Trace
	Tom Hughes	…	Abel
	Joana Ribeiro	…	Leona
	Wallis Day	…	Agent Shin
	Lili Rich	…	Beautiful Tattooed Woman (as Lili Rich)
	Mark Fleischmann	…	Brasserie Owner
	Lloyd Griffith	…	Brasserie Chef Joe
	Jack Roth	…	Ronny
	Leon Annor	…	Lotto
	Nabil Elouahabi	…	O Dog
	Jumayn Hunter	…	Ray Ray
	Melissa Neal	…	Shawna
	Chris Gordon	…	C17 Pilot
	Edward Wolstenholme	…	Interrogation Policeman
	Oliver Parsons	…	Exterior Police Station Policeman
	Giorgia Seminara	…	Isabella
	Raffiella Chapman	…	Jinya
	Alexandra Afryea	…	Park Mother
	Jordan A. Nash	…	Park Son (as Jordan Nash)
	Alistair Benson	…	Young Evan
	Rob Ostlere	…	Evan’s Father
	Meghan Treadway	…	Evan’s Mother
	Edison Ruíz	…	Police Helicopter Pilot (as Edison Roman Hernandez Ruiz)
	Alicia Charles	…	Brasserie Manager
	Jonny James	…	Mercenary
	Llywelzeth Franco	…	Temple Boy
	Abigail Atchison	…	Temple Girl
	Gilbert Aguirre	…	Young Treadway
	Yannus Sufandi	…	Young Treadway’s Father
	Lu Junchang	…	Guru (as Lu Junchang)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Aarón Balderi	…	Pilot (uncredited)
	Diego Barraza	…	Hub hostage (uncredited)
	Amy Clare Beales	…	NYCP Fernandez (uncredited)
	Dilyana Bouklieva	…	Midwife (uncredited)
	India Brown	…	Mazzy (uncredited)
	Justin Cabanting	…	Rough Indonesian Fight Crowd Gambler (uncredited)
	Raphael Carpenter	…	Medical Staff (uncredited)
	Callum Chiplin	…	Mercenary (uncredited)
	Ollie Douglas	…	Builder / Construction Worker (uncredited)
	Darcie Ellson	…	Skateboarder (uncredited)
	Chris Grifoni	…	Mercenary Soldier (uncredited)
	Rob Horrocks	…	Mercenary Soldier in Airplane (uncredited)
	Masashi Ishizuka	…	Indonesian Fight Crowd (uncredited)
	Chris Katako	…	Meditator (uncredited)
	Lillia Langley	…	Modern Day Girl (uncredited)
	Volenté Lloyd	…	Passerby (uncredited)
	Marian Lorencik	…	Photographer Central Park New York (uncredited)
	Tyrone Love	…	New Yorker (uncredited)
	Ginta Sebre	…	Casino guest (uncredited)
	Alfredo Tavares	…	Croupier (uncredited)
	Daniel Joseph Woolf	…	Passerby (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “A man discovers that his hallucinations are actually visions from past lives.

W: This sounds familiar.