*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a black Men’s Warehouse suit, white dress shirt, black tie, black dress shoes and Gargoyle shades. He’s holding a wine glass of Dr. Pepper*
W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.
*Warlock shoots a lightning bolt, makes the ground rumble, shoots fire in the sky, levitates and walks inside*
W: Well, I don’t know how but we have made it to episode number SIX HUNDRED. That’s right, we’ve lived long enough and suffered through enough movies to have done this six hundred times. There will be no suffering tonight as we’re going to watch a good movie tonight.
*Mr. America is in the recliner wearing a black pinstriped Joseph A Bank’s suit, black dress shoes, a black tie and aviator shades*
A: Sorry but your ideas of good doesn’t inspire much confidence.
W: Tonight it will be different. For our 600th episode we’ll be watching one of the best movies of the 20th century. I’m talking about the one and only SCARFACE.
A: The Al Pacino movie?
W: That’s the one. What can be said about it that hasn’t already been said? For those that know its about Cuban criminals that come to Miami and decide to take over a drug cartel. It was the latino version of The Godfather only with an entirely different ending. The acting is amazing, the story grips you and the plot is basically every GTA game in Vice City. There is no Vice City without SCARFACE. So let’s not waste anymore time and put on this masterpiece. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for SCARFACE.
Written by Armitage Trail, Ben Hecht, Howard Hawks and Oliver Stone
Directed by Brian De Palma
Cast:
*America reads the tag-line*
A: “In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel and succumbs to greed.”
W: Push it to the limit.
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