*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a black leather jacket, WWE Bloodline t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Barq’s Root Beer*
W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.
*Warlock shoots a lightning bolt before walking inside*
W: Welcome back to Clara Bow Tribute Week here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. Batting cleanup is one of the only movies with absolutely nothing noteworthy attached. Tonight’s movie is the 1925 crime drama PARISIAN LOVE.
*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*
W: So what’s this about? Donald Keith and Clara Bow are simple bandits that are robbing people blind in Paris until they mess with the wrong guy. Now unlike the other movies, this one SOUNDS interesting on paper. Will it actually be good? The good news is the movie is only 62 minutes long so if it sucks, at least it’ll be short. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for PARISIAN LOVE.
Written by Lois Hutchinson and F Oakley Crawford
Directed by Louis J Gasnier
Cast:
| Clara Bow | … | Marie | |
| Donald Keith | … | Armand | |
| Lillian Leighton | … | Frouchard | |
| J. Gordon Russell | … | D’Avril (as James Gordon Russell) | |
| Hazel Keener | … | Margot | |
| Lou Tellegen | … | Pierre Marcel | |
| Jean De Briac | … | Knifer | |
| Otto Matieson | … | Apache Leader | |
| Alyce Mills | … | Jean D’Arcy | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Julian Rivero | … | Party Guest (uncredited) | |
*Warlock reads the tag-line*
W: “Street people Armand and Marie are madly in love, and she persuades Armand and other gang members to rob the home of Pierre Marcel, a wealthy scientist. The police break up the robbery but Pierre hides Armand from them because he kept a gang member from stabbing him, but Armand is wounded in doing so.”
W: What a moniker.
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