646. Teen Wolf (1985)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair wearing a black Men’s Warehouse suit with a black tie and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Dr. Pepper*

W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so but enter. Enter my lair if you dare, I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock levitates, shoots fire into the sky and makes the ground rumble before walking inside*

W: Its a special day here at Warlock’s Movie Realm as we are celebrating our SEVENTH Anniversary today! That’s right, 7 years ago today Mr. America and I caught Don’t Look In The Cellar after a suggestion from a friend of mine. Before we get to the movie I’d like to thanks Neyzor Blades, Lady T, Thug D, my father, Mr. Wallstreet, Gilberto Del Rio and Mr. America here for their contributions the last seven years. Also shout outs to noted scientist Dr. Taylor Ahearn along with Jon Blaze and Nate The Average for their contributions in the early days. Also thanks to anyone whoever donated or suggested entries for this series. Now that the mushy stuff is out of the way, let’s get to tonight’s movie.

*Mr. America is on the right side of the couch wearing a black Joseph A Bank suit along with aviator shades*

America: About time, what abomination are we watching tonight?

W: That’s the thing, its not going to be bad. Yes, we started with a bad movie but tonight we’ll be watching a GOOD movie.

*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: Your idea of good isn’t promising.

W: Tonight I guarantee it. This year’s anniversary special is the 1985 teen comedy TEEN WOLF.

A: The Michael J Fox movie?

W: That’s the one. For those that don’t remember, Michael plays an ordinary teen on the basketball team that suddenly transforms into a werewolf. Rather than murder everyone in sight like every other werewolf, Michael instead uses his powers to become a basketball superstar and most popular kid in school. Its cheesy, its corny and its the 80’s. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for TEEN WOLF.

Written by Jeph Loeb and Matthew Weisman

Directed by Rod Daniel

Cast:

Michael J. Fox	…	Scott Howard
	James Hampton	…	Harold Howard
	Susan Ursitti	…	Boof
	Jerry Levine	…	Stiles
	Matt Adler	…	Lewis
	Lorie Griffin	…	Pamela
	James MacKrell	…	Mr. Thorne (as Jim MacKrell)
	Mark Arnold	…	Mick
	Jay Tarses	…	Coach Finstock
	Mark Holton	…	Chubby
	Scott Paulin	…	Kirk Lolley
	Elizabeth Gorcey	…	Tina
	Melanie Manos	…	Gina
	Doug Savant	…	Brad
	Charles Zucker	…	Malcolm
	Harvey Vernon	…	Old Man Clerk
	Clare Peck	…	Miss Hoyt
	Gregory Itzin	…	English Teacher
	Doris Hess	…	Science Teacher
	Troy Evans	…	Dragon Basketball Coach
	Lynda Wiesmeier	…	Rhonda
	Rodney Kageyama	…	Janitor (as Rod Kageyama)
	Carl Steven	…	Whistle Boy
	Richard Brooks	…	Lemonade
	Richard Domeier	…	Linebacker (as Rick Domeier)
	Brian Sheehan	…	Cadet No. 5
	Jay Footlik	…	Student #1
	Richard Baker	…	Referee
	Fred Nelson	…	Meechum Basketball Coach
	Tanna Herr	…	The Beaver
	Kris Hagerty	…	Fan #2
	Mark L. Flowers	…	Dragon Bowler
	Larry B. Daugherty	…	Basketball Player
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Tamara Carrera	…	Student (uncredited)
	Cort McCown	…	Teammate (uncredited)
	Douglas M. Nelson	…	Student (uncredited)
	Erika Pearson	…	Basketball Fan (uncredited)
	Michael Joseph Pierce	…	Student (uncredited)
	Mikul Robins	…	Dancing kid (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “An ordinary high school student discovers that his family has an unusual pedigree when he finds himself turning into a werewolf.”

W: Nice choice of words, pedigree, ha!