722. State Fair (1962)

*The Warlock is standing next to Lucinda on Hell’s Highway looking haggard up against his car*

L: You look exhausted.

W: I’ve been going non-stop since I jump started the S.O.F. Project.

L: You definitely need a rest. But first….you have some unfinished business.

*Warlock shakes his head*

W: What now?

L: Remember years ago you forgot to do that Ann Margret movie?

W: Which one?

L: STATE FAIR?

W: Oh yeahhhhhh, I was supposed to watch that with Mr. America but the DVD wouldn’t burn so I had to go with Bus Riley’s Back In Town, that movie sucked dick.

L: Now’s the time to finish it.

W: Alright, catch you later.

*Warlock leaves in his car and calls Mr. America*

A: Do you have any idea what time it is?

W: Ann Margret.

A: ……..come on over.

*Warlock drives over to The Base. He walks in and flicks his wrist to put Youtube on. Mr. America is already in his chair waiting. Warlock takes his seat in the recliner*

W: Welcome to The Base for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Today’s movie just happens to be the second one Ann Margret was ever in, the 1962 adaptation of the musical STATE FAIR. What’s this about? Young adults find love and fun at the fair….sounds simple enough right?

A: Righhhhhhhttttttt…….

W: Anyway, leading the cast is the legendary Pat Boone and he’s got Bobby Darin with him. Its also directed by Jose Ferrer so this might be interesting. If it sucks, at least we have Ann Margret to look at. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for STATE FAIR.

Written by Phillip Strong, Paul Green, Sonya Levien, Oscar Hammerstein and Richard Breen

Directed by Jose Ferrer

Cast:

Pat BooneWayne Frake
Bobby DarinJerry Dundee
Pamela TiffinMargy Frake
Ann-MargretEmily Porter
Tom EwellAbel Frake
Alice FayeMelissa Frake
Wally CoxHipplewaite
David BrandonHarry Ware
Clem HarveyDoc Cramer
Robert FoulkMincemeat Judge
Linda HenrichBetty Jean
Tap CanuttRed Hoertert (as Edward ‘Tap’ Canutt)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jim LoweBig Tex (voice)
Bebe AllenUsherette (uncredited)
Sheila AllenHipplewaite’s Girl (uncredited)
Leon AltonNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Don AndersonAudience Member (uncredited)
Al BeaudineContest Spectator (uncredited)
Walter BeilbySwine Judge (uncredited)
Herman BodenDancer (uncredited)
Jack CarrHusky Man at Mincemeat Contest (uncredited)
Earl ChaneyBoy in Stands (uncredited)
Margaret DerameeLilya (uncredited)
Mary DurantWoman Mincemeat Judge (uncredited)
Rudy GermaneNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Jerry GlennDancer (uncredited)
Mel GoldRace Spectator (uncredited)
George GoldenBroadcaster (uncredited)
Anita GordonMargy Frake (singing voice) (uncredited)
Claude HallSime (uncredited)
Albert HarrisJim (uncredited)
Jimmie HoranAudience Member (uncredited)
Mike LallyClub Patron (uncredited)
Louise LaneNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Gustave LaxContest Spectator (uncredited)
Bill LeeEmily’s Dance Partner (singing voice) (uncredited)
Tom LoughneyDick Burdick (uncredited)
Rex MayAutomobile Show Barker (uncredited)
Edwin McClureAnnouncer (uncredited)
Meat LoafBoy in Stands (uncredited)
Hans MoebusRestaurant Patron (uncredited)
William H. O’BrienRestaurant Patron (uncredited)
John RiceContest Spectator (uncredited)
Clark RossRace Spectator (uncredited)
George RussellGeorge Hoffer (uncredited)
Norman StevansRestaurant Patron (uncredited)
Tim TaylorRace Spectator (uncredited)
George TracyContest Spectator (uncredited)
James TurleyRace Spectator (uncredited)
Tony ZoppiThe Masher (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “A brother and sister find romance and good clean fun at the state fair in Dallas.”

W: Hopefully not with each other.

721. You Only Live Twice (1967)

*The Warlock is already in The Grand Wizard’s Palace in the middle of the couch*

W: Welcome to my father’s palace for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. In my final movie before taking a break, my father and I continue our James Bond coverage with movie number five in the series. Tonight’s movie is the 1967 action drama YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

*The Grand Wizard is on his throne*

Wi: Better than Thunderball.

Wa: I hope so. So what’s this one about? James Bond and the British Secret Service must team with the Japanese Secret Service to find out who’s stealing space rockets before its all out war between the States and Russia. Now I do know a few things about this movie. Sean Connery claimed this would be the last time he’d play Bond and even though the movie grossed $111 million worldwide, revenue dropped compared to Thunderball.

Wi: It didn’t help that Casino Royale came out that year too.

Wa: For those that don’t know, a James Bond parody called Casino Royale came out the same year as YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE and spy movies were beginning to get formulaic. Ironically 30 years later, Austin Powers came out the same year as Tomorrow Never Dies. Either way, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE was supposed to be Sean Connery’s swan song, so let’s get to it. Grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

Written by Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl and Harold Jack Bloom

Directed by Lewis Gilbert

Cast:

Sean ConneryJames Bond
Akiko WakabayashiAki
Mie HamaKissy
Tetsurô TanbaTiger Tanaka (as Tetsuro Tamba)
Teru ShimadaMr. Osato
Karin DorHelga Brandt
Donald PleasenceBlofeld
Bernard Lee‘M’
Lois MaxwellMiss Moneypenny
Desmond Llewelyn‘Q’
Charles GrayHenderson
Tsai ChinChinese Girl – Hong Kong
Peter Fanene MaiviaCar Driver
Burt KwoukSpectre 3
Michael ChowSpectre 4
Ronald RichBlofeld’s Bodyguard
Jeanne RolandBond’s Masseuse
David ToguriAssassin in Bedroom
John StoneSubmarine Captain
Norman JonesAstronaut – 1st American Spacecraft
Paul CarsonAstronaut – 1st American Spacecraft
Laurence HerderAstronaut – Russian Spacecraft
Richard GraydonAstronaut – Russian Spacecraft
Bill MitchellAstronaut – 2nd American Spacecraft
George RoubicekAstronaut – 2nd American Spacecraft
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Anthony AinleyHong Kong Policeman #2 (uncredited)
Vic ArmstrongNinja #1 (uncredited)
Robin BaileyForeign Secretary (uncredited)
George BakerNASA Engineer (uncredited)
David BauerAmerican Diplomat (uncredited)
Ed BishopHawaii CapCom (uncredited)
Cecil ChengControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Dennis ChinPoliceman (uncredited)
Anthony ChinnSPECTRE Guard (uncredited)
Hans De VriesControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Peter EvansBritish Diplomat (uncredited)
Moris FarhiControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Lynda FisherSpectre henchman (uncredited)
Takemitsu FujinishikiSumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Yumi FujiwaraTanaka’s Agent (uncredited)
Jonathan HansonControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Masaaki HatsumiPhotographic Assistant to Tanaka on Train (uncredited)
David HealyHouston Radar Operator (uncredited)
Sylvana HenriquesJapanese Fan Dancer (Silhouette) in Title Sequence (uncredited)
Tony HillDiver Rescuing Bond (uncredited)
Frazer HinesMr. Osato’s Secretary / Tannoy (voice) (uncredited)
Andy HoControl Room Technician (uncredited)
John HowardDiplomat (uncredited)
Stephen HubayControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Robert HuttonPresident’s Aide (uncredited)
Patrick JordanHong Kong Policeman #1 (uncredited)
Hisako KatakuraBlofeld’s Financier (uncredited)
Michael KennedyControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Alexander KnoxSecretary of Defense (uncredited)
Kiyomi KobayashiTitle Geisha (uncredited)
Masakatsu KotozakuraSumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Kristopher KumControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Roy LansfordAmerican Diplomat (uncredited)
Arnold LeeAssassin (uncredited)
Robert Lee2nd Chinese VIP (uncredited)
Mai LingBath Girl #2 (uncredited)
Ned LynchDiplomat (uncredited)
Fred MachonBritish Diplomat (uncredited)
Junko MakimuraTanaka’s Agent (uncredited)
Alex MarchevskyRussian radio operator (uncredited)
Richard MarnerRussian Spacecraft Communicator (uncredited)
Kikko MatsuokaDiver Girl (uncredited)
Yuka MinamiGinza Girl (uncredited)
Basil MossBritish Navy Officer on Submarine (uncredited)
George MurcellRussian Diplomat (uncredited)
Willy MyersDiver Rescuing Bond (uncredited)
Yasuko NagazumiBath Girl #4 (uncredited)
Bill NagyUSAF General at Pentagon (uncredited)
James PayneMan at Typewriter in Office (uncredited)
Robert RiettyTiger Tanaka (voice) (uncredited)
Shane RimmerHawaii Radar Operator (uncredited)
SadanoyamaJapanese Sumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Isaburo ShikimoriGyoji (uncredited)
Andy StewartExtra in Crowd Scene (uncredited)
William F. SullyRussian Envoy (uncredited)
William SylvesterPentagon Official (uncredited)
Peter TaylorControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Akio TsurugamineSumo Wrestler (uncredited)
Francesca TuOsato’s Secretary (uncredited)
Burnell TuckerHawaii Control Room Technician (uncredited)
Zsolt VadaszffyControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Nikki Van der ZylKissy Suzuki (voice) (uncredited)
Jeffry WickhamRussian Control Room Officer (uncredited)
Brian Wilde1st Policeman (uncredited)
Yee-Wah YangBath Girl #3 (uncredited)
Tommy YappControl Room Technician (uncredited)
Ric YoungChinese Agent (uncredited)

*Wizard reads the tag-line*

Wi: “James Bond and the Japanese Secret Service must find and stop the true culprit of a series of space hijackings, before war is provoked between Russia and the United States.”

W: USA and Japan on the same side? Wow.

720. Jailhouse Rock (1957)

*The Warlock is already in his lair looking haggard as Mr. America bursts in dressed as Elvis complete with blue jumpsuit*

A: Don’t be cruellllllllll….woah, what’s with you?

W: Tired man.

A: Tired? From what??

W: You realize I’ve done a movie every single day since we jump started the S.O.F. Project? Its been over a month and I need a break.

A: Well you’re not getting one tonight, you got something I want to see.

W: Yeah yeah, I got this and I got something with my dad tomorrow. Then I’m taking a break.

A: Whatever, tell everyone what we’re watching.

*Warlock turns to the camera*

W: Welcome to The Lair for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Tonight we will be catching something Mr. America has wanted to see for a long time. As we’ve covered previously, Elvis Presley’s first two movies put him on the map in Hollywood but his third might possibly be his most famous of the 1950’s. That movie is the 1957 musical drama JAILHOUSE ROCK!

A: Play the song.

W: Later.

*America takes his seat in the recliner*

W: So what is JAILHOUSE ROCK about? Elvis kills somebody and becomes the most popular inmate in jail. 2 years ago I covered Cry-Baby and I’m guessing this is the movie that one drew inspiration from. But the million dollar question is, is it good? Elvis song and dance numbers can only go so far, even if its my favorite Elvis song. If it sucks, its only 96 minutes long so it won’t be too painful. Fun fact, Elvis had to wear a wig for parts of the movie to cover his signature look….anything for showbiz right? So let’s get started, grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for JAILHOUSE ROCK.

Written by Guy Trosper and Nedrick Young

Directed by Richard Thorpe

Cast:

Elvis PresleyVince Everett
Judy TylerPeggy Van Alden
Mickey ShaughnessyHunk Houghton
Vaughn TaylorMr. Shores
Jennifer HoldenSherry Wilson
Dean JonesTeddy Talbot
Anne NeylandLaury Jackson
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Norm JohnsonDancer Jailhouse scene
Dorothy AbbottWoman in Restaurant (uncredited)
Peter AdamsJack Lease (uncredited)
Don AndersonConvict (uncredited)
François AndréWaiter (uncredited)
Buzz BarbeeApartment Party Guest (uncredited)
Bobby BarberFilm Crew Member (uncredited)
Arthur BerkeleyMinor Role (uncredited)
Robert BiceBardeman – TV Studio Manager (uncredited)
Bill BlackBass Player (uncredited)
Phil BloomConvict (uncredited)
Loren BrownConvict (uncredited)
Helen BrunoMinor Role (uncredited)
Don BurnettMickey Alba (uncredited)
Guy CassMinor Role (uncredited)
Albert CavensNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Jack ChefeWaiter in Strip Club (uncredited)
Naomi ChildersMinor Role (uncredited)
Noble ‘Kid’ ChissellConvict (uncredited)
George CisarJake – Bartender (uncredited)
Richard Dale ClarkMinor Role (uncredited)
Fred CobyJerry- Bartender (uncredited)
Robert ColeConvict (uncredited)
Gene CooganConvict (uncredited)
Jean CorbettMinor Role (uncredited)
Stuart W. CulpMinor Role (uncredited)
John DaheimTough Man in Bar (uncredited)
Francis De SalesSurgeon (uncredited)
John DennisMail Clerk #1 (uncredited)
Paul DentonMinor Role (uncredited)
Dick DialMinor Role (uncredited)
Dan DowlingNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Jack DownsMinor Role (uncredited)
Harry DuffMinor Role (uncredited)
Elaine DuPontMinor Role (uncredited)
Joan DupuisRecord Shop Girl (uncredited)
Lamar FikeMinor role (uncredited)
Bess FlowersVan Alden Party Guest (uncredited)
D.J. FontanaDrummer (uncredited)
William ForrestHead of Studio (uncredited)
Jo GilbertMinor Role (uncredited)
Joe GilbertNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Cliff GleavesMinor role (uncredited)
James GonzalezCourtroom Spectator (uncredited)
Sol GorssBrawler (uncredited)
Alex GoudovitchDancer (uncredited)
Betty GraeffMinor Role (uncredited)
Ralph GroshMinor Role (uncredited)
Ralph GuldahlMinor Role (uncredited)
Bill HaleGuard (uncredited)
Percy HeltonSam Brewster (uncredited)
Jack HerrinMinor Role (uncredited)
Bill HickmanGuard Who Whips Vince (uncredited)
Harry HinesHotel Clerk (uncredited)
Janice HoodMinor Role (uncredited)
Arthur HootenMinor Role (uncredited)
Bob HopkinsAnnouncer (uncredited)
Shep HoughtonNightclub Patron (uncredited)
Catherine HowardNurse (uncredited)
John IndrisanoConvict (uncredited)
Allen JaffeConvict (uncredited)
Walter JohnsonShorty – Bartender (uncredited)
Sid KaneMinor Role (uncredited)
Donald KerrStudio Photographer (uncredited)
George KleinParty Guest (uncredited)
Frank KreigDrunk (uncredited)
Lucille La MarrMinor Role (uncredited)
Louise LaneMinor Role (uncredited)
S. John LaunerJudge (uncredited)
Robert LeonardMinor Role (uncredited)
Alyn LockwoodMinor Role (uncredited)
John LoganMinor Role (uncredited)
Tom MaytonMail Clerk #2 (uncredited)
May McAvoyMinor Role (uncredited)
Joe McGuinnStudio Gateman (uncredited)
Tom McKeeTV Director (uncredited)
Russell MeekerFilm Crew Member (uncredited)
Carl MilletaireMr. Drummond (uncredited)
Frank MillsShooting Gallery Proprietor (uncredited)
Orv MohlerMinor Role (uncredited)
Scotty MooreGuitar Player (uncredited)
Tracey MorganGirl in Booth (uncredited)
Charles OwensMinor Role (uncredited)
Gloria PallStriptease Woman (uncredited)
Joe PloskiConvict in ‘Jailhouse Rock’ Number (uncredited)
Murray PollackCourt Clerk (uncredited)
Charles PostalMinor Role (uncredited)
Frank RadcliffeDancer (uncredited)
Ford RaymondProspector (uncredited)
Robin RaymondDotty (uncredited)
Grandon RhodesProf. August van Alden (uncredited)
Dick RichPrison Guard (uncredited)
Leoda RichardsMinor Role (uncredited)
Tony RosaDancer (uncredited)
John RoyBailiff (uncredited)
Hugh SandersPrison Warden (uncredited)
Cosmo SardoBarber (uncredited)
Jeffrey SayreVan Alden Party Guest (uncredited)
Bernard SellSpectator at Photo Shoot (uncredited)
Jack SheaMinor Role (uncredited)
Edith SheetsMinor Role (uncredited)
Elizabeth SliferCleaning Woman (uncredited)
Ted SmileConvict (uncredited)
Gene Smith(uncredited)
K.L. SmithWorker (uncredited)
Mike StollerPiano Player (uncredited)
Glenn StrangeMatt – Convict (uncredited)
Bob StrattonOrderly (uncredited)
Brick SullivanConvict in Yard (uncredited)
William TannenRecord Distributor (uncredited)
Arthur ToveyRecord Shop Owner in Montage (uncredited)
Paula TrentMinor Role (uncredited)
Katherine WarrenMrs. Van Alden (uncredited)
Steve WarrenAssistant Director (uncredited)
Dan WhitePaymaster (uncredited)
Russ WhitneyMinor Role (uncredited)
Linda WilliamsGirl in Bathing Suit (uncredited)
Matt WinstonMinor Role (uncredited)
Wilson WoodRecording Engineer (uncredited)
Jack YoungerMinor Role (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “After serving time for manslaughter, young Vince Everett becomes a teenage rock star.”

W: Imagine that in real life? Some kid gets famous IN jail?

719. The Way of All Flesh (1927)

*The Warlock is already in his lair wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Pepsi*

W: Welcome to The Lair for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Tonight is going to be short and sweet but for an unfortunate reason. Tonight’s movie has unfortunately been lost to time, it was supposed to be the 1927 drama THE WAY OF ALL FLESH. What’s a “lost movie”? Up until the 1950’s, movies were made on nitrate film which was very fragile. Black and white silent movies were deemed worthless and were incinerated to salvage scrap silver or to make room for new movies since the big cannisters took up a lot of room back then. Hundreds of movies were lost including all but 6 minutes of THE WAY OF ALL FLESH.

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: So what WAS this movie about? Emil Jannings is a victim of a bank robbery where his identity is stolen. Everyone then thinks he was killed in the attack. Unfortunately only 6 minutes remain so at least this will be a quick watchalong. You won’t even have time to grab popcorn, a drink or a woman while watching six minutes of THE WAY OF ALL FLESH.

Written by Perley Poore Sheehan, Lajos Biro and Jules Furthman

Directed by Victor Fleming

Cast:

Emil JanningsAugust Schilling
Belle BennettMrs. Schilling
Phyllis HaverThe Temptress
Donald KeithAugust Jr.
Fred KohlerThe Tough
Philippe De LacyAugust as a Child
Mickey McBanEvald
Betsy Ann HisleCharlotte
Carmencita JohnsonElizabeth
Gordon ThorpeKarl
Jackie CombsHeinrich
Dean HarrellEvald
Anne Sheridan
Nancy Drexel
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Philip SleemanUndetermined Role (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “A happy bank clerk loses his identity after a robbery and is then presumed dead.”

W: I hate when that happens

718. Stella Dallas (1925)

*The Warlock is already in the lair wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers along with gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Barq’s Root Beer*

W: Welcome to The Lair for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Tonight’s movie was actually something I considered years ago. Tonight’s movie is the 1925 silent drama STELLA DALLAS. Why am I doing this now? Get this, back in 1928 when the first Oscar’s ceremony was about to happen, what we now know as Best Picture was called Most Outstanding Picture. The major domos goofed by nominating movies that had come out years earlier, including STELLA DALLAS. Thankfully, they corrected their mistake before the ceremony and Wings ended up winning. But what about STELLA DALLAS made it so popular it was nominated for Most Outstanding Picture three years later?

*Warlock takes his seat in the middle of the couch*

W: Apparently this is a story of a married couple that gets divorced because they’re just not compatible. Years later, the mother can’t afford to take care of the daughter and sends the daughter to live with the father. That’s all I know about this movie apart from it also has a 16 year old Douglas Fairbanks Jr, the son of The Academy head honcho Douglas Fairbanks. So, will this be good? If its not, its an hour and 50 minutes long and its a silent movie, so pray for me. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for STELLA DALLAS.

Written by Frances Marion and Olive Higgins Prouty

Directed by Henry King

Cast:

Ronald ColmanStephen Dallas
Belle BennettStella Dallas
Alice JoyceHelen Morrison
Jean HersholtEd Munn
Beatrix PryorMrs. Grosvenor
Lois MoranLaurel Dallas
Douglas Fairbanks Jr.Richard Grosvenor
Vera LewisMrs. Tibbets
Maurice MurphyMorrison Child
Jack MurphyMorrison Child
Newton HallMorrison Child
Charles HattonMorrison Child (older)
Robert W. GilletteMorrison Child (older)
Winston MillerMorrison Child (older)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Buck BlackStella Dallas’ Little Brother (uncredited)
Charles LaneStephen Dallas, Sr. (uncredited)
Ellinor VanderveerSociety Matron (uncredited)
Coy WatsonStella Dallas’ Little Brother (uncredited)

*Warlock reads the tag-line*

W: “Small-town girl Stella marries socialite Stephen Dallas, a man with whom she has nothing in common. The whole thing is a failure; after the birth of their daughter Laurel, the Dallases separate and Stephen returns to New York.”

W: Well that sucks

717. Thunderball (1965)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a black leather jacket, LA Knight t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a Mega Pint of Dr. Pepper*

W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock levitates before walking inside*

W: Welcome to The Lair for another edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm we should have done almost nine years ago. Tonight, Mr. America and I are going to be catching a James Bond movie? Which one? The 1965 action drama THUNDERBALL!

*Mr. America is in the recliner wearing white cammo fatigues, vest and hat along with black combat boots and aviator shades*

A: I don’t remember this one that much.

W: Plot wise, I forgot. I haven’t seen this since high school. I just know that S.P.E.C.T.R.E is back and Bond has Claudine Auger on his mind. Something to do with nuclear war missiles. Either way its James Bond so at least it’ll be entertaining. I do know some fun facts about the movie, this was originally supposed to be the first James Bond feature film back in 1961 but Ian Fleming’s collaborators Kevin McClory and Jack Whittingham sued him for the movie rights to the novel. When the lawsuit was settled, not only did Kevin McClory win the producer’s role, he got to adapt it his own way in 1983 with Never Say Never Again. In case you were wondering why Never Say Never was a Thunderball remake, that’s why.

A: Ohhhhh yeah, I was wondering why that was.

W: As for this movie, I doubt it will be as good as Dr. No or Goldfinger but we’ll see. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for THUNDERBALL.

Written by Ian Fleming, Jack Whittingham, John Hopkins, Kevin McClory and Richard Maibaum

Directed by Terence Young

Cast:

Sean ConneryJames Bond
Claudine AugerDomino
Adolfo CeliLargo
Luciana PaluzziFiona
Rik Van NutterFelix Leiter
Guy DolemanCount Lippe
Molly PetersPatricia
Martine BeswickPaula
Bernard Lee‘M’
Desmond Llewelyn‘Q’
Lois MaxwellMoneypenny
Roland CulverForeign Secretary
Earl CameronPinder
Paul StassinoPalazzi
Rose AlbaMadame Boitier
Philip LockeVargas
George PravdaKutze
Michael BrennanJanni
Leonard SachsGroup Captain
Edward UnderdownAir Vice Marshal
Reginald BeckwithKenniston
Harold SandersonHydrofoil Captain
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
François AvazeriBrinon (uncredited)
Anthony BaileyVulcan Radar Navigator (uncredited)
Gábor BarakerSPECTRE #13 (uncredited)
William BaskivilleHenchman (uncredited)
Billy BatesSwimmer in Title Sequence (uncredited)
Amelia BayntunMrs. Karlski (uncredited)
Victor BeaumontSPECTRE #3 (uncredited)
Neville BeckerSPECTRE #4 (uncredited)
Joe BeckettCasino Patron (uncredited)
Paul BeradiCasino Patron (uncredited)
Tasma BeretonCasino Patron (uncredited)
Anthony BlackshawSentry at RAF Base (uncredited)
Evelyne BorenDomino (Underwater Sequences) (uncredited)
Dana BroccoliCafe Martinique Dancer (uncredited)
Courtney BrownSPECTRE Diver / Palazzi (Underwater Sequences) (uncredited)
Ian BullochLargo’s Henchman (uncredited)
Peter BurtonRAF Officer in Car (uncredited)
Clive CazesSPECTRE #9 (uncredited)
Pauline ChamberlainCasino Patron (uncredited)
Cecil ChengSPECTRE #7 (uncredited)
Tom CleggLargo’s Henchman (uncredited)
Catherine ClemenceMadame LaPorte (voice) (uncredited)
Gary ColleanoSPECTRE #11 (uncredited)
Frank CousinsJames Bond (Underwater Sequences) (uncredited)
Harold CoyneCasino Patron (uncredited)
Michael CulverVulcan Bomber Crewman (uncredited)
Bill CummingsQuist (uncredited)
Anthony DawsonErnst Stavro Blofeld (uncredited)
Micky De RauchSwimmer in Title Sequence (uncredited)
Jack DearloveShrublands Patient (uncredited)
Peter DolphinAir Marshal’s Aide (uncredited)
Rani DubéSwimmer in Title Sequence (uncredited)
King ErrissonBongo Player at Kiss Kiss Club (uncredited)
Peter Forbes-RobertsonSPECTRE #12 (uncredited)
Henry Ford IICasino Patron (uncredited)
Richard GraydonLargo’s Henchman (uncredited)
Hilda GreenWoman at Displaced Persons Agency (uncredited)
Jack GwillimSenior RAF Staff Officer (uncredited)
Neil HallettVulcan Bomber Pilot (uncredited)
Paul HansardClerk at Displaced Persons Agency (uncredited)
Aidan HarringtonClerk at Displaced Persons Agency (uncredited)
Diane HartfordGirl in Kiss Kiss Club (uncredited)
Philo HauserMr. Karlski (uncredited)
George HilsdonCasino Patron (uncredited)
Patrick HoltGroup Captain Dawson (uncredited)
Arthur HowellGunner on Disco Volante (uncredited)
Barbara JeffordPatricia Fearing (voice) (uncredited)
Bari JonsonPinder’s Radio Man (uncredited)
Pat JudgeCasino Patron (uncredited)
Murray KashSPECTRE #11 (uncredited)
Suzy KendallPrue – Casino Patron (uncredited)
John KetteringhamUndetermined Secondary Role (uncredited)
Roy LansfordCasino Patron (uncredited)
Guy LaureBouvar’s Butler (uncredited)
Ken LawtonCasino Patron (uncredited)
George LeechLargo’s Crewman (uncredited)
Terence MaidmentCasino Patron (uncredited)
André MaranneSPECTRE #10 (uncredited)
Kevin McCloryMan Smoking at Nassau Casino (uncredited)
Willie MeyersPalazzi (Underwater Sequences) (uncredited)
Albert MichelPriest at Bouvar’s Funeral (uncredited)
MitsoukoMlle. LaPorte (uncredited)
Mark MossVulcan Air Electronics Officer (uncredited)
Jackie NobleSecretary at Displaced Persons Agency (uncredited)
David OrchardSwimmer in Title Sequence (uncredited)
Derek PartridgeVulcan Navigator Plotter (uncredited)
Eric PohlmannErnst Stavro Blofeld (voice) (uncredited)
Charles PriceDouble-O Agent (uncredited)
Lloyd ReckordPinder’s Assistant (uncredited)
Robert RiettyEmilio Largo (voice) (uncredited)
Janette RowsellShrublands Patient (uncredited)
Peter RoyDouble-0 Agent 006 (uncredited)
Charles RusshonU.S. Air Force General (uncredited)
Pat RyanNaval Officer in Situation Room (uncredited)
Bill SawyerAmbulance Attendant (uncredited)
Bob SimmonsColonel Jacques Bouvar – SPECTRE #6 (uncredited)
Philip StewartCasino Patron (uncredited)
Philip StoneSPECTRE #5 (uncredited)
William P. SuitorJet Pack Pilot (uncredited)
Nikki Van der ZylDominique ‘Domino’ Derval (voice) (uncredited)
Pearl WaltersCasino Patron (uncredited)
Sheree WintonWoman at Café Martinique (uncredited)
Jaron YaltanSPECTRE #14 (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “James Bond heads to the Bahamas to recover two nuclear warheads stolen by S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Agent Emilio Largo in an international extortion scheme.”

W: Its a scheme! Those scheming schemers!

716. What About Bob (1991)

*The Warlock opens the door to his lair, he’s wearing a black leather jacket, black tshirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and Gargoyle shades. He’s holding a mega pint of Barq’s Root Beer*

W: Welcome to my lair…welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock.

*Warlock shoots fire into the sky and walks inside*

W: Tonight on Warlock’s Movie Realm is a movie Neyzor Blades recommended. Not only that, the late great Emer Prevost mentioned he also was a fan of this movie. I’m talking about the 1991 dark comedy WHAT ABOUT BOB?

*Neyz is in the recliner wearing standard attire*

N: Yeah, its actually good.

W: That’s what I’ve heard. The story is a neurotic weirdo played by Bill Murray follows and harrasses his psychiatric doctor played by Richard Dreyfuss around on Richard’s vacation. From what I’ve heard, Bill was such a pain in the ass during filming that Richard hates him to this day for real. The good news is its got great leading actors. its directed by Frank Oz and its only an hour and 40 minutes long. I doubt its going to suck but at least it will be short if it does. If Neyz likes it then it must be good, the only way to find out is to watch it. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for WHAT ABOUT BOB?

Written by Alvin Sargent, Laura Ziskin and Tom Schulman

Directed by Frank Oz

Cast:

Bill MurrayBob Wiley
Richard DreyfussDr. Leo Marvin
Julie HagertyFay Marvin
Charlie KorsmoSiggy Marvin
Kathryn ErbeAnna Marvin
Tom AldredgeMr. Guttman
Susan WillisMrs. Guttman
Roger BowenPhil
Fran BrillLily
Brian ReddyCarswell Fensterwald
Doris BelackDr. Tomsky
Melinda MullinsMarie Grady
Marcella LoweryBetty / Switchboard Operator
Margot WelchGwen / Switchboard Operator
Barbara AndresClaire / Dr. Marvin’s Secretary
Aida TurturroProstitute
Stuart RudinCrazy Man in New York Street
Cortez Nance Jr.Lobby Doorman
Lori Tan ChinnBus Driver
Dennis ScottMotorcycle Cop (as Dennis R. Scott)
Charles Thomas BaxterNursing Home Guard
Donald J. Lee Jr.Nursing Home Attendant
Reg E. CatheyHowie / Director
Tom StechschulteLennie / Producer
Russell BobbittTV Crew Member
Richard FancyMinister
Joan LundenTV Announcer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
April Cantor(uncredited)

*Neyz reads the tag-line*

N: “A successful psychotherapist loses his mind after one of his most dependent patients, an obsessive-compulsive neurotic, tracks him down during his family vacation.”

W: That does sound like a funny concept.

715. Goldfinger (1964)

*The Warlock is just off of Hell’s Highway standing up against a rock with Lucinda in his arms*

L: Why do you continue to play with fire?

*Warlock flicks his wrist and fire appears*

L: That’s not what I meant.

*Warlock smirks and closes his hand*

W: Seeing you again made me miss you. Besides, you’re the one who asked if I was back.

L: I see you’ve been settling unfinished business.

W: How’d you know?

L: You finished the John Wick series, finally got around to seeing the two Elvis movies you wanted to when you did Viva Las Vegas, you had all those Clara Bow movies on your computer, National Treasure 2 and Daddy Long Legs.

W: Actually Daddy Long Legs was on a whim.

L: If you say so, but you still have more.

W: How do you know?

L: I’ve been following you all along, don’t think I know things? Here, let me give you a hint.

*Lucinda whispers in Warlock’s ear*

W: You’re good, even I forgot about those.

L: Get to it then.

*Lucinda smacks Warlock on his ass as he walks to his 1958 Plymouth Fury. He hops in and drives all the way to The Grand Wizard’s Palace. He walks in and startles The Grand Wizard*

Wi: You could have called to let me know you were coming.

Wa: Sorry, sorry, anyway I have something good to watch.

Wi: What?

*Warlock turns to the camera*

Wa: Welcome to my father’s Palace for some more unfinished business here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. All the way back in November and December 2015, Neyzor Blades and I did the first two James Bond movies Dr. No and From Russia With Love. I wanted to continue with James Bond movies but unfortunately we never got around to them. Well tonight Neyzor Blades isn’t here but my father is taking her place as we watch the third film in the franchise, my personal favorite, the 1964 spy thriller GOLDFINGER.

Wi: Oh wow, you weren’t kidding.

W: 8 years have passed since I’ve seen from Russia With Love and some good Bond movies have come out since then so we have a lot of catching up to do. I’m not going to see them all with just one person so you’ll see others pop up here and there. Anyway, what’s GOLDFINGER about? Arguably the most famous Bond movie pits James Bond against the greedy, gold loving Auric Goldfinger played by Gert Frobe and voiced by Michael Collins. The German born Frobe didn’t speak English very well so they just overdubbed his voice. We got Sean Connery as well as some of the hottest women of the 1960’s in Honor Blackman and Shirley Eaton, plus one of the most iconic roles played by Harold Sakata. I already know this is going to be awesome so let’s get right to it. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for GOLDFINGER.

Written by Ian Fleming, Paul Dehn and Richard Maibaum

Directed by Guy Hamilton

Cast:

Sean ConneryJames Bond
Gert FröbeAuric Goldfinger (as Gert Frobe)
Honor BlackmanPussy Galore
Shirley EatonJill Masterson
Tania MalletTilly Masterson
Harold SakataOddjob (as Harold Sakata {Tosh Togo})
Bernard Lee‘M’
Martin BensonSolo
Cec LinderFelix Leiter
Austin WillisSimmons
Lois MaxwellMoneypenny
Bill NagyMidnight
Michael MellingerKisch
Peter CranwellJohnny
Nadja ReginBonita
Richard VernonColonel Smithers
Burt KwoukMr. Ling
Desmond Llewelyn‘Q’
Mai LingMei-Lei
Varley ThomasSwiss Gatekeeper
Margaret NolanDink
John McLarenBrigadier
Robert MacLeodAtomic Specialist (as Robert Macleod)
Victor BrooksBlacking
Alf JointCapungo
Gerry DugganHawker
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Paul BeradiBodega Patron / Golfer (uncredited)
Paul BerardiBodega Patron / Golfer (uncredited)
Gloria BestMiami Pool Girl (uncredited)
Peter BraceRefinery Guard (uncredited)
Roland BrandGangster (uncredited)
Bill BrandonGangster (uncredited)
Terence BrookSecurity Officer at Airport (uncredited)
Paul CarpenterBrigadier at Airport (uncredited)
Norman ChancerGangster (uncredited)
Cecil ChengGoldfinger’s Henchman (uncredited)
Dennis ChinKorean in Car (uncredited)
Anthony ChinnServant at Stud Farm (uncredited)
Marian CollinsGirlfriend of Goldfinger (uncredited)
Michael CollinsAuric Goldfinger (voice) (uncredited)
June CooperMiami Pool Girl (uncredited)
Denis CowlesBrunskill (uncredited)
Alexandra DaneFlying Circus Pilot (uncredited)
Carmen DenePurple Bikini Girl Near Pool (uncredited)
Reg DentDriver (uncredited)
Mick DillonJockey (uncredited)
Dominique DonMiami Pool Girl (uncredited)
Bill EdwardsGangster (uncredited)
Hal GaliliMr. Strap (uncredited)
Caron GardnerFlying Circus Pilot (uncredited)
Linda GidleyFlying Circus Pilot (uncredited)
Patrick HalpinHotel Guest (uncredited)
Laurence HerderGangster (uncredited)
William HurndellGangster (uncredited)
Lesley LangleyFlying Circus Pilot (uncredited)
Arnold LeeGoldfinger’s Henchman (uncredited)
George LeechMan in Bulletproof Vest at ‘Q’ Division (uncredited)
Mae LingMae Lei (uncredited)
Jane LumbMiami Pool Girl (uncredited)
John MaximGangster (uncredited)
Pierce McAvoyAir Traffic Controller (uncredited)
John McCarthyGangster (uncredited)
John McLaughlinMiami Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Lou MorganBound & Gagged Air Crew Member (uncredited)
Aleta MorrisonFlying Circus Squadron Leader (uncredited)
Tricia MullerSydney (uncredited)
Jane MurdochFlying Circus Pilot (uncredited)
Lionel MurtonColonel (uncredited)
Harry PhippsBodega Patron (uncredited)
John PrestonGolfer (uncredited)
Lenny RabinAmerican Gangster (uncredited)
Tommy ReevesJockey (uncredited)
Janette RowsellFountainbleu Hotel Chambermaid (uncredited)
Arthur Sandifer‘Q’ Division Technician (uncredited)
Otto SchmidtHigh Diver (uncredited)
Johnny ScrippsJockey (uncredited)
Bob SimmonsJames Bond in Gunbarrel Sequence (uncredited)
Joseph TregoninoBodega Patron (uncredited)
Les TremayneRadio Newsman (voice) (uncredited)
Nikki Van der ZylJill Masterson (voice) (uncredited)
Dave WildingJockey (uncredited)
Michael G. WilsonSoldier at Fort Knox (uncredited)
Vincent WongGoldfinger’s Henchman (uncredited)
Maggie WrightFlying Circus Pilot (uncredited)
Raymond YoungSierra (uncredited)

*Wizard reads the tag-line*

Wi: “While investigating a gold magnate’s smuggling, James Bond uncovers a plot to contaminate the Fort Knox gold reserve.”

W: What’s the matter with these national league magnates? What a shame it is.

714. Loving You (1957)

*The Warlock is already in The Base along with Mr. America dressed as Elvis Presley. America is in his computer chair and Warlock is in the recliner*

W: Welcome back to The Base for another movie starring Elvis Presley. Last time we looked at the first movie he was featured in. Now we’re taking a look at the second one where he’s in a larger role. That movie is the 1957 musical drama LOVING YOU. What’s this one about? A delivery man is discovered by a music publicist and a country singer and might be the next big star. Kind of sounds like the real Elvis story a little bit. Let’s see if he can play essentially himself……yes of course I’m being sarcastic. I don’t know if the movie will be good or not and its 1 hour and 41 minutes long. Here goes nothing, so grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for LOVING YOU.

Written by Mary Agnes Thompson, Herbert Baker and Hal Kanter

Directed by Hal Kanter

Cast:

Elvis PresleyDeke Rivers
Lizabeth ScottGlenda Markle
Wendell CoreyWalter ‘Tex’ Warner
James GleasonCarl Meade
Ralph DumkeJim Tallman
Paul SmithSkeeter
Kenneth BeckerWayne (as Ken Becker)
Jana LundDaisy Bricker
Dolores HartSusan Jessup
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Heather AmesRowdy Girl at Concert (uncredited)
Kathie AndersonSis Jessup (uncredited)
Eddie BakerFair Attendee (uncredited)
Bill BlackEddie – Bass Player (uncredited)
Madge BlakeHired Agitator (uncredited)
Joan BradshawBit Part (uncredited)
Timothy ButlerBuzz Jessup (uncredited)
Melinda ByronBit Part (uncredited)
Drew CahillBunk (uncredited)
Gwen CaldwellLeola (uncredited)
David CameronMr. Castle (uncredited)
Florine Carlan1st Autograph Seeker (uncredited)
Leo CastilloTeenager (uncredited)
Sydney ChattonEd Grew (uncredited)
Dick CherneyTheatre Manager (uncredited)
Harry CheshireMayor (uncredited)
Les ClarkEddie (uncredited)
Hal K. DawsonPolice Lieutenant (uncredited)
Beach DickersonGlenn (uncredited)
Elaine DuPontTeenager (uncredited)
Daniel ElamCaterer (uncredited)
Sue EnglandSorority Girl (uncredited)
Myrna Fahey3rd Autograph Seeker (uncredited)
D.J. FontanaDrummer (uncredited)
William ForrestMr. Jessup (uncredited)
Joseph ForteEditor (uncredited)
James GonzalezTownsman (uncredited)
Joe GrayExtra (uncredited)
Donna Jo GribbleTeenager (uncredited)
Michael HadgeTeenager (uncredited)
Chuck HamiltonFair Attendee (uncredited)
Helene HatchBit Part (uncredited)
Grace HayleMrs. Gunderson (uncredited)
Jimmie HoranBarney (uncredited)
Jerry HunterTeenager (uncredited)
Hugh JarrettJordanaires (uncredited)
Dick JohnstoneTownsman (uncredited)
Kenner G. KempStage Director (uncredited)
Nancy Kilgas2nd Autograph Seeker (uncredited)
Jack LathamTV Announcer (uncredited)
Yvonne LimeSally (uncredited)
Brenda LomasBit Part (uncredited)
Audrey LowellBit Part (uncredited)
Gail LundCandy (uncredited)
Mike MahoneyMessenger (uncredited)
Mathew McCueTownsman (uncredited)
Carla MereyBit Part (uncredited)
Michael A. MonahanTeenager (uncredited)
Scotty MooreGuitar Player (uncredited)
William H. O’BrienCrowd Extra (uncredited)
Steve PendletonMr. O’Shea (uncredited)
Gladys PresleyAudience Member at Grand Theater (uncredited)
Vernon PresleyAudience Member at Grand Theater (uncredited)
Ford RaymondTownsman (uncredited)
Joy ReynoldsBit Part (uncredited)
Vernon RichHarry Taylor (uncredited)
Linda RiveraBit Part (uncredited)
Cecile RogersSorority Girl (uncredited)
Dick RyanMack – Stage Doorman (uncredited)
Jeffrey SayrePhotographer (uncredited)
Karen ScottWaitress – Buckhorn Tavern (uncredited)
Almira SessionsBit Part (uncredited)
Trude SeverenAudience Member at Grand Theater (uncredited)
Maida SevernAudience Member at Grand Theater (uncredited)
Steffi SidneyBit Part (uncredited)
Joy StonerBit Part (uncredited)
Julius TannenFrank – Manager of Buckhorn Tavern (uncredited)
Jeanette TaylorTeenager (uncredited)
Irene TedrowMrs. Jessup (uncredited)
Gary TroyDancer (uncredited)
Heather TuscanyTeenager (uncredited)
Dave WhitePitchman (uncredited)
Buck YoungAssistant Director (uncredited)
Skip YoungTeddy (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “A musician and a publicist help a delivery man achieve stardom.”

W: That sounds more like it, none of this Civil War stuff.

713. Love Me Tender (1956)

<THREE DAYS EARLIER>

*The Warlock is on a Skype call with Mr. Wallstreet*

Wall: I heard you and Mr. America need a double feature for the weekend.

War: You heard right.

Wall: I’ll send you one.

War: What is it?

Wall: A treat for Mr. America, the first two movies Elvis Presley was in.

War: What??? I’m still not over the Oscar’s last year.

Wall: Well you better get over it because these are the real Elvis’ movies.

War: Fine.

<PRESENT DAY>

*The Warlock walks in the door of The Base and Mr. America is dressed as Elvis Presley*

W: I see you’re ready for today’s movie.

A: When you told me what it was, did you think I wouldn’t be?

W: Good point.

*America takes his seat in the computer chair. Warlock takes his seat in the recliner*

W: Welcome to The Base for a special edition of Warlock’s Movie Realm. Years ago Mr. America and I watched Viva Las Vegas and now we take a look at the first two movies Elvis Presley was in.

A: Yes!

W: Up first was his first movie from back in 1956. Elvis had just become a national name in the summer of 1956 and was making waves on The Ed Sullivan Show. The movie we’re about to watch was originally called The Reno Brothers, but they changed the title when Elvis’ record hit number one right around the time of filming. So now the movie is called LOVE ME TENDER.

A: What’s it about?

W: Get this, three brothers in the Civil War rob a train but are left behind with the feds chasing him. What does this have to do with Elvis? He’s one of the brothers. How is Elvis going to sing and dance in the Civil War era? We’re about to find out. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for LOVE ME TENDER.

Written by Robert Buckner and Maurice Geraghty

Directed by Robert D Webb

Cast:

Richard EganVance Reno
Debra PagetCathy Reno
Elvis PresleyClint Reno
Robert MiddletonMr. Siringo
William CampbellBrett Reno
Neville BrandMike Gavin
Mildred DunnockMartha Reno
Bruce BennettMaj. Kincaid
James DruryRay Reno
Russ ConwayEd Galt
Ken ClarkMr. Kelso
Barry CoeMr. Davis
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Robert AdlerTrain Engineer (uncredited)
Paul E. BurnsJethro (uncredited)
Heinie ConklinTrain Passenger (uncredited)
Steve DarrellTrain Conductor #2 (uncredited)
Joe Di RedaConfederate Soldier (uncredited)
Doris FultonDancer (uncredited)
Tom GreenwayUnion Captain / Paymaster (uncredited)
Frank GriffinMinor Role (uncredited)
Dorothy HackMinor Role (uncredited)
L.Q. JonesPardee Fleming (uncredited)
Jay JostynMaj. Harris (uncredited)
Jack KennyTownsman (uncredited)
Frank MillsTrain Passenger (uncredited)
Edward MundyAuctioneer (uncredited)
Bob RoseStation Agent (uncredited)
Dick SargentConfederate Soldier (uncredited)
Jerry SheldonTrain Conductor (uncredited)
James StoneStorekeeper (uncredited)
Dorothy VernonTownswoman (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “At the end of the Civil War, a Confederate team is ordered to rob a Union payroll train but the war ends leaving these men with their Union loot, until the Feds come looking for it.”

W: Elvis in the Civil War? What?