*The Warlock opens the door to his lair. He’s wearing a Team Johnny t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers and gargoyle shades. He’s holding a diamond studded goblet of water*
W: Welcome to my lair…..welcome I don’t think so, but enter. Enter my lair if you dare. I’m your host The Warlock!
*Warlock shoots fire into the sky and walks inside*
W: Johnny Depp Tribute Week continues with another dive into the world of drugs, only this was based on actual events.
*Neyzor Blades is in the recliner wearing standard attire*
N: Wait, you mean BLOW?
W: Way to spoil it, but yes…..we’re doing the crime drama BLOW. For those that don’t know, the real life Pablo Escobar controlled the drug trade in the 1970’s and 1980’s and this was the story of one of his goons, George Jung, played by Johnny Depp.
N: He’s not a goon.
W: Whatever. Point being this is supposedly George Jung’s story and Johnny gets the call to portray him. I saw this years ago but will it hold up 20 years after the movie was released? Let’s find out. Grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for BLOW.
Written by Nick Cassavetes, David McKenna and Bruce Porter
Directed by Ted Demme
Cast:
*Warlock reads the tag-line*
W: “The story of how George Jung, along with the Medellín Cartel headed by Pablo Escobar, established the American cocaine market in the 1970s in the United States.”
N: I love Johnny.
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