683. Monstrosity (1963)

<When we last left off, the S.O.F. Project continued with Devil’s Partner. Warlock’s friends Bruceman and Ashlee were released following the movie but Bruceman revealed there were more trapped. Warlock is staring at the disc he brought to The Base with Mr. America in his computer chair>

W: Something’s wrong.

A: You think?? We got the Demonic Toys, Lucinda, ghosts coming out of the PS5! I just thought it would be funny to finish the S.O.F. Project and we unlocked hell itself.

W: Its more than that. When we freed Dr. Ahearn and the others, I figured that was it. Lucinda told me there were more than we freed Bruceman and Ashlee.

A: Who?

W: I’m not worried about who, I’m worried about why? Why them? Who’s next?

A: I still say we should cut our losses.

W: Hell no, we got six movies left. We have to keep going. Something’s not right, why those specific people? Anyway, on to the next movie, and we’re in trouble.

A: Now what?

*Warlock turns to the camera*

W: Welcome to The Base for the end of the S.O.F. Project here at Warlock’s Movie Realm. Tonight we will be doing a movie featured on Mystery Science Theater 3,000, and that’s a bad sign. A long time ago Mr. America and I did Night of The Blood Beast for the S.O.F. Project not knowing it was also an episode, well tonight at least we know. However, with the S.O.F. Project, movie quality is out the window in favor of body count.

A: So what are we watching?

W: Tonight we’ll be watching the 1963 horror movie MONSTROSITY. Also known as The Atomic Brain. What’s it about? Some rich old bitch wants her mad scientist buddy to put her brain into a body of a hot younger woman. I have a bad feeling this is going to suck.

A: Sounds like it.

W: Once again its got actors I’ve never seen before and its rated 3.0 on IMDB.com, so I’m already expecting it to suck. There is one bit of good news, the movie clocks in at just 65 minutes long so at least the torture will be short. So grab your popcorn, grab your drink and grab your woman because its time for MONSTROSITY.

Written by Vy Russell, Sue Dwiggins and Dean Dillman Jr

Directed by Jack Pollexfen and Joseph V Mascelli

Cast:

Marjorie EatonMrs. March
Frank GerstleDr. Frank
Frank FowlerVictor
Erika PetersNina
Judy BamberBea
Lisa LangAnita
XerxesXerxes the Cat
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bradford DillmanNarrator (voice) (uncredited)
Margie FiscoThe Walking Corpse (uncredited)

*America reads the tag-line*

A: “A rich but unscrupulous old woman plots with a scientist to have her brain implanted in the skull of a sexy young woman.”

W: This sounds awful.

<After the movie is over>

W: How the hell did I survive that?

A: I protest brother!

W: The movie was god awful but now you have a 1 point lead over me and 3 over Mr. Wallstreet with 5 movies to go.

*A green cloud emerges from the PS5*

A: Who could this be?

*Warlock stands to his feet*

W: Whoever it is, we need answers.

*A face appears in the cloud*

W: Its Lady T!

T: Ew, no.

*The cloud vanishes*

A: Well that was pointless.

W: Yeah, that solved nothing.

A: Big waste of time.

W: More briefing?

A: More briefing.

TO BE CONTINUED

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